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A joke
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:05 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Maddie told me this joke today.
So a baby seal walks into a club...
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:07 pm
by TheConfessor
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:10 am
by ne1410s
Two Democrats walked into a bar.
The Republican ducked.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:17 am
by Bob Juch
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walked into a bar.
The bartender said, "What? You guys again?"
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:56 am
by jsuchard
So this dyslexic walks into a bra...
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:56 am
by andrewjackson
The world's greatest magician walked down a street and turned into a bar.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:16 pm
by ne1410s
My uncle knew the exact time and day he would die.
"How?"
The judge told him.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:42 pm
by wbtravis007
I was talking to the duck.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:46 pm
by wbtravis007
All I know is that I don't want me none of them God-damned scrambled eggs.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:47 pm
by wbtravis007
wbtravis007 wrote:All I know is that I don't want me none of them God-damned scrambled eggs.
Or any of them minnow paws, either.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:32 pm
by ne1410s
"I don't think I can stand 67 more of those sonzabitches!"
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:39 pm
by gsabc
A man walked into a bar.
Facial damage was minor.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:40 pm
by ne1410s
Termite walks into a tavern and asks,"Is the bar tender here?"
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:41 pm
by VAdame
ne1410s wrote:
"I don't think I can stand 67 more of those sonzabitches!"
I'm going HOME! Who can f*** in this weather?!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:46 pm
by NellyLunatic1980
A lawyer walked into a bar.
He sued for $6.5 million.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:49 pm
by ne1410s
No, No!! You put the potato in the FRONT of your shorts.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:57 pm
by NellyLunatic1980
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?
A pickpocket snatches watches
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:24 pm
by ToLiveIsToFly
John Kerry walks into a bar
Why the long face?
[/spoiler]
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:24 pm
by ToLiveIsToFly
... I couldn't find her head anywhere!
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:16 am
by minimetoo26
Man walked into a bar. Got a black eye. It was an iron bar.
Must be said deadpan with slight Scottish accent for full effect. Love British humor and loved working with Crazy Tom the Scotsman who provided me with many jokes I couldn't decipher...
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:23 am
by NellyLunatic1980
"No, no, NO! I said the SCHMITT house!"
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:25 am
by ne1410s
Stolen from the NYT:
A report says mailed letters are on the decline. No one at the Post Office was available to give a reason for the decrease. There was only one teller window open and 16 people standing in line.