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identity crisis at work
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:19 am
by earendel
I got to work this morning, logged into my computer using my "Common Access Card" (CAC for short), and started catching up on e-mail and such. I got up from my desk and took my CAC with me (as per security protocols); when I got back, my computer had gone into secured screensaver mode (as it is supposed to do). Normally I would just put my CAC in the reader and log back into the computer; however when I did so I got a message indicating that my card had been "blocked". No explanation for what happened, but I had to go down to the security office and try to get it unblocked. That process involves a biometric fingerprint scan - but despite repeated attempts, the system wouldn't recognize my fingerprint, so it wouldn't unlock the card. I found myself wondering if I really was who I think I am, but finally after the ninth attempt the scanner finally acknolwedged that I was who I thought I was.
You just gotta love modern security requirements.
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:22 am
by littlebeast13
Um.... do we know you?
lb13
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:27 am
by minimetoo26
littlebeast13 wrote:Um.... do we know you?
lb13
This from the man who changes names and faces more than anyone else on the bored, including ME?!?!?
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:35 am
by littlebeast13
minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:Um.... do we know you?
lb13
This from the man who changes names and faces more than anyone else on the bored, including ME?!?!?
All of my personalities should be familiar around here by now....
If only I could keep your buddy Freud from billing me for each individual personality. He must be hanging around my attorney too much....
lb13
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:43 am
by Sybil 26
littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:Um.... do we know you?
lb13
This from the man who changes names and faces more than anyone else on the bored, including ME?!?!?
All of my personalities should be familiar around here by now....
If only I could keep your buddy Freud from billing me for each individual personality. He must be hanging around my attorney too much....
lb13
Tell me about it, brother....
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:50 am
by Beast the Slacker
Sybil 26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
All of my personalities should be familiar around here by now....
If only I could keep your buddy Freud from billing me for each individual personality. He must be hanging around my attorney too much....
lb13
Tell me about it, brother....
Just think how many more personalities Beast would have it it weren't for me being the dominant one....
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:51 am
by earendel
Guess I shoulda kept my big mouth shut - I triggered a MM Parade!
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:00 am
by minimetoo26
earendel wrote:Guess I shoulda kept my big mouth shut - I triggered a MM Parade!
He says that like it's a BAD thing......
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:02 am
by KilljoyWasHere
minimetoo26 wrote:earendel wrote:Guess I shoulda kept my big mouth shut - I triggered a MM Parade!
He says that like it's a BAD thing......
It IS a bad thing, young lady!
OK you naughty children! Go to your rooms!
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:05 am
by The Spanish Inquisition
KilljoyWasHere wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:earendel wrote:Guess I shoulda kept my big mouth shut - I triggered a MM Parade!
He says that like it's a BAD thing......
It IS a bad thing, young lady!
OK you naughty children! Go to your rooms!
And sit in your comfy chairs!
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:12 am
by Oral B Roberts
I hope nobody will be expecting my inquisition I plan on conducting very soon to locate and exile all the evil sinners in this wonderful God-fearing country of ours. I figure I can make millions, maybe billions of dollars off of all the pennance gifts I'll soon be collecting....
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:13 am
by minimetoo26
Oral B Roberts wrote:I hope nobody will be expecting my inquisition I plan on conducting very soon to locate and exile all the evil sinners in this wonderful God-fearing country of ours. I figure I can make millions, maybe billions of dollars off of all the pennance gifts I'll soon be collecting....
Someone wake up The Lord Above and have him smite this guy....
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:15 am
by Bored Sweeper
I don't do smiting. Just sweeping.....
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:19 am
by NellyLunatic1980
Oral B Roberts wrote:I hope nobody will be expecting my inquisition I plan on conducting very soon to locate and exile all the evil sinners in this wonderful God-fearing country of ours. I figure I can make millions, maybe billions of dollars off of all the pennance gifts I'll soon be collecting....
Who asked you, Bible Boy?!