Top ten cool things about skanking the Jeopardy online test
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:31 pm
10) You can flush all of that “Shakespeare for Dummies” that you had been cramming into your mind for the past week
9) No need to worry about being rejected by the J! staff due to that pesky STD
8) Ken Jennings’ record remains safe
7) Guys on your cell block would be looking at you sort of funny if they found out you passed the test
6) It was worth missing the cutoff to be able to type “Suck it, Trebek” yourownself
5) Cliff Clavin’s record remains safe
4) You are still eligible to be dissed by a WWTBAM AP this summer
3) Anybody can score 35. Scoring 3…well, that’s something special.
2) Face it: “Hey, baby, wanna try my signaling device” just doesn’t cut it as a pickup line
1) You no longer have to put “WGAS” in the form of a question
9) No need to worry about being rejected by the J! staff due to that pesky STD
8) Ken Jennings’ record remains safe
7) Guys on your cell block would be looking at you sort of funny if they found out you passed the test
6) It was worth missing the cutoff to be able to type “Suck it, Trebek” yourownself
5) Cliff Clavin’s record remains safe
4) You are still eligible to be dissed by a WWTBAM AP this summer
3) Anybody can score 35. Scoring 3…well, that’s something special.
2) Face it: “Hey, baby, wanna try my signaling device” just doesn’t cut it as a pickup line
1) You no longer have to put “WGAS” in the form of a question
