Lyrically Speaking - 2/2/11
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:44 am
I never cease to be appalled by some of the outright offensive and vulgar things out there in the world today. Why can't we all live in a nice mamby pamby politically correct world where everyone takes great pains to ensure that nobody gets offended by their words or actions? Instead I have to put up daily with people who are downright intolerant of my views and feelings. And don't get me started on those so called "adult film stars".....
I was quite happy that LB made up for some of his past injustices to good taste by allowing me to host a Wacky Wednesday game for him..... but then I looked at the game and damn near became permanently dead! By the grace of some unnamed indeterminate deity you may or may not believe in, I survived my ordeal.... but unfortunately, so did this game. I warn you, the lyrics and song titles you're about to see are not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.... which should be all of you ignorant juicebags and jackwagons out there.......
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....
1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you
5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along
7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing
9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"
12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)
I was quite happy that LB made up for some of his past injustices to good taste by allowing me to host a Wacky Wednesday game for him..... but then I looked at the game and damn near became permanently dead! By the grace of some unnamed indeterminate deity you may or may not believe in, I survived my ordeal.... but unfortunately, so did this game. I warn you, the lyrics and song titles you're about to see are not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.... which should be all of you ignorant juicebags and jackwagons out there.......
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....
1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you
5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along
7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing
9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"
12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)
