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Mr. 299, our newest member, needs some attention.

He's a perky sob, no?

Okay, I deleted it. Sure, it was spam, but sometimes spam can be more entertaining than "acceptable" posts. The guy's handle reminded me of the one Mark Anthony DiBello used, and I think we were all enriched by his visit.

For those who are left wondering, it was an unremarkable chain mail pyramid scheme type deal. We all could have made hundreds of thousands of dollars, simply by following his instructions. It sounded like a can't miss business plan, and I'm sorry if I dashed anyone's hopes and dreams, but I deleted it by popular demand. The angry mob had gathered and I felt that I had no choice.

TheConfessor wrote:Okay, I deleted it. Sure, it was spam, but sometimes spam can be more entertaining than "acceptable" posts. The guy's handle reminded me of the one Mark Anthony DiBello used, and I think we were all enriched by his visit.

For those who are left wondering, it was an unremarkable chain mail pyramid scheme type deal. We all could have made hundreds of thousands of dollars, simply by following his instructions. It sounded like a can't miss business plan, and I'm sorry if I dashed anyone's hopes and dreams, but I deleted it by popular demand. The angry mob had gathered and I felt that I had no choice.

I always had you pegged as one who gave in to peer pressure. I saw no pitchforks in that crowd.

TheConfessor wrote: The angry mob had gathered and I felt that I had no choice.

It's not easy to get these torches burning, y'know.

TheConfessor wrote:Okay, I deleted it. Sure, it was spam, but sometimes spam can be more entertaining than "acceptable" posts. The guy's handle reminded me of the one Mark Anthony DiBello used, and I think we were all enriched by his visit.

Ah, but he of the Sparkly Website engaged us in direct conversation (no matter how displeasing our responses were for him ). And on-topic conversation at that! That makes a big difference.

Although I had not reached for my pitchfork, I am happy that you have liberated all those electrons that were previously enslaved for his spammy purposes.

MarleysGh0st wrote:

TheConfessor wrote:Okay, I deleted it. Sure, it was spam, but sometimes spam can be more entertaining than "acceptable" posts. The guy's handle reminded me of the one Mark Anthony DiBello used, and I think we were all enriched by his visit.

Ah, but he of the Sparkly Website engaged us in direct conversation (no matter how displeasing our responses were for him ). And on-topic conversation at that! That makes a big difference.

Although I had not reached for my pitchfork, I am happy that you have liberated all those electrons that were previously enslaved for his spammy purposes.

Sure, push for freedom for the electrons. No one ever gives a second thought about the poor positrons, forever enslaved, never publicized. Who works for their freedom?

Rexer25 wrote: Sure, push for freedom for the electrons. No one ever gives a second thought about the poor positrons, forever enslaved, never publicized. Who works for their freedom?

Every positron encounters an electron and achieves nirvana, soon enough.

Any relationship based on a covalent bond is doomed. I'm annoyed by that whole claim of attraction-to-repulsion stability.

Call me old-fashioned, but I think covalent bondage is just kinky.

silvercamaro wrote:Mr. 299, our newest member, needs some attention.

Oh man, I always miss the fun stuff.

Would the angry village mob like me to send Mr. 299 packing, or should I wait to see if he has any more useful get-rich-quick schemes for us to marvel in? I mean, he sounds like such a great guy... how can you not like a new age mountain biking investor....?

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:Would the angry village mob like me to send Mr. 299 packing, or should I wait to see if he has any more useful get-rich-quick schemes for us to marvel in? I mean, he sounds like such a great guy... how can you not like a new age mountain biking investor....?

lb13

Terminate him with extreme prejudice.

MarleysGh0st wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:Would the angry village mob like me to send Mr. 299 packing, or should I wait to see if he has any more useful get-rich-quick schemes for us to marvel in? I mean, he sounds like such a great guy... how can you not like a new age mountain biking investor....?

lb13

Terminate him with extreme prejudice.

Just make sure you free some electrons as you do...