WWTBAM Bored

Pastor Fireball wrote:Finally, I'm not one to air out another person's dirty laundry, but what the heck? I haven't posted to or even read this Bored since my heart attack several weeks ago... and after today, I'm never posting to or reading the Bored again, so I'm gonna call a spade a spade without any concerns over retribution.

I was able to tolerate all of the roasting and even the disrespect that was aimed at me in the past, but what people like SportsFan68, Fanny, littlebeast13, and Estonut (a quartet who will henceforth be known collectively as "Fox News" and individually as "Fox Sports", "Fanny Foxe", "Little Foxes", and "Foxnuts") have engaged in over the past few months--particularly during the couple of weeks when I was in Louisville and Cincinnati--is way past disrespect. It is outright slander, blasphemy, and persecution.

After my family and I got home from Cincinnati on September 18, I read through nine days' worth of threads and Lyrically Speaking answers that I was unable to read while busy with more important business. What I read was nine days' worth of dishonest, obscene, and heartless comments directed at me. As I read each slur and repeated each slur to April, my blood pressure and stress level rose. After about a half-hour of slander, I stopped breathing... and everything after that is a blur.

When I regained consciousness, I was in a hospital room. A doctor told me that I suffered a heart attack. Even more horrifying, he told me that when the paramedics arrived at my house, I had to be resuscitated because I had died. Thank God that I am married to a strong woman of God... and thank God that I live less than two miles from a hospital. Otherwise, I most likely would have died permanently.

I really did not want to return to the Bored because my blood pressure and stress level go up any time I even think about the Bored, but I didn't want to leave this game unresolved. I can't afford to have another heart attack in the condition that I am in, or any condition for that matter. My family and my church are way more important than some meadow muffin message board. It's just not worth risking my life. It is for that reason that I have been an ex-member of the WWTBAM Bored since I left the hospital.

Fox News must be proud of themselves for successfully getting me off of the Bored. They must also be proud of themselves for almost successfully killing me and making my wife raise three kids (plus one on the way) all by herself. May God have mercy on their souls.

If I could assess bigger penalties in this game, I would... by my own rules prevent it. Nonetheless, anybody who is as ignorant, stubborn, arrogant, selfish, disrespectful, dishonest, obscene, shameless, heartless, in denial, blasphemous, and religiously intolerant as Fox News are deserve the maximum penalty allowable. Therefore, any points, bonuses, and penalties that Fox News received either as themselves or as Merry Men during the September
2010 LS have been discarded. They have been replaced by the maximum allowed penalty (5 Justin Effin' Bieber Points) per person per game day. Since I was able to host only 11 of the intended 21 games that month, that comes to a maximum low monthly score of -55.

The level of disrespect that Fanny Foxe, Little Foxes, and Foxnuts have displayed has not been just toward me, but also toward my longtime friend Jordan (heelsrule1988). So as an additional penalty for these three, I am giving Heels 5 non-competitive unofficial points for every 5-point penalty that I assess on Fanny Foxe, Little Foxes, and Foxnuts. I consider this a token of my appreciation to Heels for somehow maintaining his sanity (and his health) amidst all of the unjust and unnecessary disrespect from Fanny Foxe, Little Foxes, and Foxnuts that he has had to put up with over the past couple of years. Fox Sports has never been as hostile toward Heels as the other three have, so Heels will not be given any points at Fox Sports' expense. This is certainly a dramatic change from my original rules, but then again, everything changed when the deliberately destructive actions and behaviors of Fox News caused permanent physical damage.

Oh, before I go, I should also mention the other members of this forum who have displayed unjust and unwarranted disrespect toward me over the years. While their actions has not been as deliberately destructive as those of Fox News, I cannot leave their actions unaddressed. These people are Appa, BackInTex, Chad, Confessor, peacock, silvercamaro, and Spock. Another thing that these seven people have in common is that none of them has ever played Lyrically Speaking (except for BiT, who played only one day of LS--interestingly, my last game). Assessing any penalty points to any of these people in a game that none of them has ever really participated in would be completely... "point"less. So in lieu of penalties, I will give each of them simply a virtual slap on the wrist and a virtual kick in the pants.

So the next time that Fox News or anybody else think about slandering or persecuting somebody, they should remember this: Lying and being disrespectful may be easier than telling the truth and being respectful, but the price of lying and being disrespectful is too high for anybody to make it worth the cost. I triple dog dare one or more of them to fly out here to Lexington and just try to prove that I am not a pastor. When they come face to face with my fellow ministers and congregants at my church and try to foist their lies about me on them, I would pay cash money to watch my fellow ministers and congregants point and laugh at Fox News. Of course, Fox News would never come here to Lexington and face the truth because they are sleazy propagandists and cowards.
There, I told the truth about everything and I don't care who the truth offends. It won't be my problem because, after I post the final scores, the WWTBAM Bored will be dead to me.

I feel a whole lot better after having said all of that. It takes a lot of unneeded pressure off my chest.

Pastor Fireball wrote:Finally, I'm not one to air out another person's dirty laundry, but what the heck? I haven't posted to or even read this Bored since my heart attack several weeks ago... and after today, I'm never posting to or reading the Bored again, so I'm gonna call a spade a spade without any concerns over retribution.

Pastor Fireball wrote:I was able to tolerate all of the roasting and even the disrespect that was aimed at me in the past, but what people like SportsFan68, Fanny, littlebeast13, and Estonut (a quartet who will henceforth be known collectively as "Fox News" and individually as "Fox Sports", "Fanny Foxe", "Little Foxes", and "Foxnuts") have engaged in over the past few months--particularly during the couple of weeks when I was in Louisville and Cincinnati--is way past disrespect. It is outright slander, blasphemy, and persecution.

Pastor Fireball wrote:After my family and I got home from Cincinnati on September 18, I read through nine days' worth of threads and Lyrically Speaking answers that I was unable to read while busy with more important business. What I read was nine days' worth of dishonest, obscene, and heartless comments directed at me. As I read each slur and repeated each slur to April, my blood pressure and stress level rose. After about a half-hour of slander, I stopped breathing... and everything after that is a blur.

When I regained consciousness, I was in a hospital room. A doctor told me that I suffered a heart attack. Even more horrifying, he told me that when the paramedics arrived at my house, I had to be resuscitated because I had died. Thank God that I am married to a strong woman of God... and thank God that I live less than two miles from a hospital. Otherwise, I most likely would have died permanently.

Pastor Fireball wrote:I really did not want to return to the Bored because my blood pressure and stress level go up any time I even think about the Bored, but I didn't want to leave this game unresolved. I can't afford to have another heart attack in the condition that I am in, or any condition for that matter. My family and my church are way more important than some meadow muffin message board. It's just not worth risking my life. It is for that reason that I have been an ex-member of the WWTBAM Bored since I left the hospital.

Pastor Fireball wrote:Fox News must be proud of themselves for successfully getting me off of the Bored. They must also be proud of themselves for almost successfully killing me and making my wife raise three kids (plus one on the way) all by herself. May God have mercy on their souls.

Pastor Fireball wrote:If I could assess bigger penalties in this game, I would... by my own rules prevent it. Nonetheless, anybody who is as ignorant, stubborn, arrogant, selfish, disrespectful, dishonest, obscene, shameless, heartless, in denial, blasphemous, and religiously intolerant as Fox News are deserve the maximum penalty allowable. Therefore, any points, bonuses, and penalties that Fox News received either as themselves or as Merry Men during the September
2010 LS have been discarded. They have been replaced by the maximum allowed penalty (5 Justin Effin' Bieber Points) per person per game day. Since I was able to host only 11 of the intended 21 games that month, that comes to a maximum low monthly score of -55.

Pastor Fireball wrote:The level of disrespect that Fanny Foxe, Little Foxes, and Foxnuts have displayed has not been just toward me, but also toward my longtime friend Jordan (heelsrule1988). So as an additional penalty for these three, I am giving Heels 5 non-competitive unofficial points for every 5-point penalty that I assess on Fanny Foxe, Little Foxes, and Foxnuts. I consider this a token of my appreciation to Heels for somehow maintaining his sanity (and his health) amidst all of the unjust and unnecessary disrespect from Fanny Foxe, Little Foxes, and Foxnuts that he has had to put up with over the past couple of years. Fox Sports has never been as hostile toward Heels as the other three have, so Heels will not be given any points at Fox Sports' expense. This is certainly a dramatic change from my original rules, but then again, everything changed when the deliberately destructive actions and behaviors of Fox News caused permanent physical damage.

Pastor Fireball wrote:Oh, before I go, I should also mention the other members of this forum who have displayed unjust and unwarranted disrespect toward me over the years. While their actions has not been as deliberately destructive as those of Fox News, I cannot leave their actions unaddressed. These people are Appa, BackInTex, Chad, Confessor, peacock, silvercamaro, and Spock. Another thing that these seven people have in common is that none of them has ever played Lyrically Speaking (except for BiT, who played only one day of LS--interestingly, my last game). Assessing any penalty points to any of these people in a game that none of them has ever really participated in would be completely... "point"less. So in lieu of penalties, I will give each of them simply a virtual slap on the wrist and a virtual kick in the pants.

Pastor Fireball wrote:So the next time that Fox News or anybody else think about slandering or persecuting somebody, they should remember this: Lying and being disrespectful may be easier than telling the truth and being respectful, but the price of lying and being disrespectful is too high for anybody to make it worth the cost. I triple dog dare one or more of them to fly out here to Lexington and just try to prove that I am not a pastor. When they come face to face with my fellow ministers and congregants at my church and try to foist their lies about me on them, I would pay cash money to watch my fellow ministers and congregants point and laugh at Fox News. Of course, Fox News would never come here to Lexington and face the truth because they are sleazy propagandists and cowards.

Pastor Fireball wrote:There, I told the truth about everything and I don't care who the truth offends. It won't be my problem because, after I post the final scores, the WWTBAM Bored will be dead to me.

I feel a whole lot better after having said all of that. It takes a lot of unneeded pressure off my chest.

littlebeast13 wrote:And heels gets treated like what he is.... a young adult with the maturity level of a junior high kid. And I don't dislike him either.... though ten96lt is a much better sport than heels is....

Pastor Fireball wrote:Chad

littlebeast13 wrote:I have never challenged your pastorhood, although since you mention it, I do have reason to doubt it. But all I have done, and all I have seen the others you have called out do, is point out the absolute hypocrisy of almost everything you have done since you made your overly ballyhooed "change" here back in May.

FannytheBull wrote:I like heels. If I didn't, I wouldn't give him the occasional business like I do. And he's a good sport about it and makes me laugh.

heelsrule1988 wrote:If you get to know me, you'll find out that I'm not totally like what I appear to be.

heelsrule1988 wrote:It's exactly like this at work... people always tease me and joke around and stuff, but they keep doing it because they know it doesn't truly bother me.

heelsrule1988 wrote:This is pretty interesting... especially the fact that I'm mentioned in this. I do appreciate the fact that Fireball stuck up for me, but...

FannytheBull wrote:I like heels. If I didn't, I wouldn't give him the occasional business like I do. And he's a good sport about it and makes me laugh.

It's exactly like this at work... people always tease me and joke around and stuff, but they keep doing it because they know it doesn't truly bother me. They're just having fun with me because they like me and they know that I can take it lightheartedly. With a few exceptional things that have been said to me, the same mostly applies here. You guys are a fun bunch of people... I wouldn't stick around if that wasn't the case.

The funny thing is that I'm actually a rather low-key person when I'm at home or just by myself. Yeah, I guess I do act kind of stupid and come off as a bit immature around people sometimes... but it's only because when I'm comfortable around someone, I feel like I can just be whatever and not have to worry about anything. If you get to know me, you'll find out that I'm not totally like what I appear to be.

silvercamaro wrote:

heelsrule1988 wrote:If you get to know me, you'll find out that I'm not totally like what I appear to be.

That's probably true for all of us.

peacock2121 wrote:I can list people I have been mean to, some on purpose and some as a reaction and some I was teasing and not meaning to be mean.

The odd thing is, Nelly isn't on any of those lists.

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:I can list people I have been mean to, some on purpose and some as a reaction and some I was teasing and not meaning to be mean.

The odd thing is, Nelly isn't on any of those lists.

Yeah, I've been meaner to you than I ever was to Nelly. And you still like me. And I like you. You might slap me if we ever meet again, just because I deserve it, but you still like me (I think).

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:I can list people I have been mean to, some on purpose and some as a reaction and some I was teasing and not meaning to be mean.

The odd thing is, Nelly isn't on any of those lists.

Yeah, I've been meaner to you than I ever was to Nelly. And you still like me. And I like you. You might slap me if we ever meet again, just because I deserve it, but you still like me (I think).

I do.

and you have been really mean to me.

minimetoo26 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:
Yeah, I've been meaner to you than I ever was to Nelly. And you still like me. And I like you. You might slap me if we ever meet again, just because I deserve it, but you still like me (I think).

I do.

and you have been really mean to me.

I like BiT, too, but I think I'd like to slap him on general principle. It could be fun! So if you see him again, give him an extra slap from me...

minimetoo26 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:
Yeah, I've been meaner to you than I ever was to Nelly. And you still like me. And I like you. You might slap me if we ever meet again, just because I deserve it, but you still like me (I think).

I do.

and you have been really mean to me.

I like BiT, too, but I think I'd like to slap him on general principle. It could be fun! So if you see him again, give him an extra slap from me...

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:
I do.

and you have been really mean to me.

I like BiT, too, but I think I'd like to slap him on general principle. It could be fun! So if you see him again, give him an extra slap from me...

Don't give Sliver and Kiki any ideas when I see them again in February.....

lb13

minimetoo26 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:
Yeah, I've been meaner to you than I ever was to Nelly. And you still like me. And I like you. You might slap me if we ever meet again, just because I deserve it, but you still like me (I think).

I do.

and you have been really mean to me.

I like BiT, too, but I think I'd like to slap him on general principle. It could be fun! So if you see him again, give him an extra slap from me...