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This year's honorable mentions can be found in this thread.....

And now without further adieu....................



#20: "Ballhawks"

Debuted: 9/16/10




Esto posted a story about the ballhawks who hang outside of Wrigley Field for my perusal, which led me to give a detailed account of my souvenir baseballs I'd collected over the years, which eventually led to this avatar of ES and MBRS outside the stadium during batting practice. I love the artwork on this one for some reason, and of course there is the mystery of ES's blue gym bag. Just what does he carry around in there, and would they let him in the ballpark with it?

littlebeast13 wrote:#20: "Ballhawks"

Debuted: 9/16/10




Esto posted a story about the ballhawks who hang outside of Wrigley Field for my perusal, which led me to give a detailed account of my souvenir baseballs I'd collected over the years, which eventually led to this avatar of ES and MBRS outside the stadium during batting practice. I love the artwork on this one for some reason, and of course there is the mystery of ES's blue gym bag. Just what does he carry around in there, and would they let him in the ballpark with it?

He carries his nuts, of course! Is that sack furry? And did it cost $18,000 and come with a sweater?

And the French Grammar Patrol reminds you it's ado you want. Adieu means goodbye...

minimetoo26 wrote:And the French Grammar Patrol reminds you it's ado you want. Adieu means goodbye...

You can pardon my French, and kiss it at the same time.......

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:And the French Grammar Patrol reminds you it's ado you want. Adieu means goodbye...

You can pardon my French, and kiss it at the same time.......

lb13

What the French did you mean by that? Is your French ever-lovin'?

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:And the French Grammar Patrol reminds you it's ado you want. Adieu means goodbye...

You can pardon my French, and kiss it at the same time.......

lb13

What the French did you mean by that? Is your French ever-lovin'?

Yes, and and it's fluent in flatulence as well.......

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

You can pardon my French, and kiss it at the same time.......

lb13

What the French did you mean by that? Is your French ever-lovin'?

Yes, and and it's fluent in flatulence as well.......

lb13

I fart in your general direction, you dirty Eeeenglish pig-dog!

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

What the French did you mean by that? Is your French ever-lovin'?

Yes, and and it's fluent in flatulence as well.......

lb13

I fart in your general direction, you dirty Eeeenglish pig-dog!

And here I thought that was just Spilly.......

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

Yes, and and it's fluent in flatulence as well.......

lb13

I fart in your general direction, you dirty Eeeenglish pig-dog!

And here I thought that was just Spilly.......

lb13

Maybe you were expecting this guy instead?????

The Spanish Inquisition wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

I fart in your general direction, you dirty Eeeenglish pig-dog!

And here I thought that was just Spilly.......

lb13

Maybe you were expecting this guy instead?????

I was expecting the comfy chair.

#19: "Catfight!"

Debuted: 2/5/10




While Sprots will always be ES's one and only true love, it is no secret that his favorite avatar mavens were none other than Hooly and Odyssey. So when the two took to having a war of words in a thread over the quality of contestants on WWTBAM last February, it stirred up one of ES's fantasies, and this avatar was presented. Since the two ladies represented here got into it numerous different times throughout the month, this became something of a recurring avatar. If Sprots really wanted ES away from her back door, she should try to get the catfighters to come back.....

littlebeast13 wrote:#19: "Catfight!"

Debuted: 2/5/10




While Sprots will always be ES's one and only true love, it is no secret that his favorite avatar mavens were none other than Hooly and Odyssey. So when the two took to having a war of words in a thread over the quality of contestants on WWTBAM last February, it stirred up one of ES's fantasies, and this avatar was presented. Since the two ladies represented here got into it numerous different times throughout the month, this became something of a recurring avatar. If Sprots really wanted ES away from her back door, she should try to get the catfighters to come back.....

I'll catfight with anyone, just don't have sunflower come back.

please

littlebeast13 wrote:#19: "Catfight!"

Debuted: 2/5/10




While Sprots will always be ES's one and only true love, it is no secret that his favorite avatar mavens were none other than Hooly and Odyssey. So when the two took to having a war of words in a thread over the quality of contestants on WWTBAM last February, it stirred up one of ES's fantasies, and this avatar was presented. Since the two ladies represented here got into it numerous different times throughout the month, this became something of a recurring avatar. If Sprots really wanted ES away from her back door, she should try to get the catfighters to come back.....

I missed this entire incident, thankfully, but I would have pictured ES as the type of guy to fantasize about two chicks Jello-wrestling wearing thongs rather than this matchup with actual weapons...

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:#19: "Catfight!"

Debuted: 2/5/10




While Sprots will always be ES's one and only true love, it is no secret that his favorite avatar mavens were none other than Hooly and Odyssey. So when the two took to having a war of words in a thread over the quality of contestants on WWTBAM last February, it stirred up one of ES's fantasies, and this avatar was presented. Since the two ladies represented here got into it numerous different times throughout the month, this became something of a recurring avatar. If Sprots really wanted ES away from her back door, she should try to get the catfighters to come back.....

I missed this entire incident, thankfully, but I would have pictured ES as the type of guy to fantasize about two chicks Jello-wrestling wearing thongs rather than this matchup with actual weapons...

ES is a rough character...... after all, his true love wields nuclear weaponry.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:#19: "Catfight!"

Debuted: 2/5/10




While Sprots will always be ES's one and only true love, it is no secret that his favorite avatar mavens were none other than Hooly and Odyssey. So when the two took to having a war of words in a thread over the quality of contestants on WWTBAM last February, it stirred up one of ES's fantasies, and this avatar was presented. Since the two ladies represented here got into it numerous different times throughout the month, this became something of a recurring avatar. If Sprots really wanted ES away from her back door, she should try to get the catfighters to come back.....

I missed this entire incident, thankfully, but I would have pictured ES as the type of guy to fantasize about two chicks Jello-wrestling wearing thongs rather than this matchup with actual weapons...

ES is a rough character...... after all, his true love wields nuclear weaponry.....

lb13

Sprots has The Bomb??????

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:
I missed this entire incident, thankfully, but I would have pictured ES as the type of guy to fantasize about two chicks Jello-wrestling wearing thongs rather than this matchup with actual weapons...

ES is a rough character...... after all, his true love wields nuclear weaponry.....

lb13

Sprots has The Bomb??????

It may be a flea bomb, I don't know.....

lb13

peacock2121 wrote:I'll catfight with anyone, just don't have sunflower come back.

please

Alas, I have no control over that.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:I'll catfight with anyone, just don't have sunflower come back.

please

Alas, I have no control over that.....

lb13

Would you try to control my weather? It looks like it's snowing two blocks south of my house, but the ice is mixed in here. Usually it's the opposite--north=snow & south=rain! I guess I'm just two blocks too close to the bay...

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:I'll catfight with anyone, just don't have sunflower come back.

please

Alas, I have no control over that.....

lb13

Would you try to control my weather? It looks like it's snowing two blocks south of my house, but the ice is mixed in here. Usually it's the opposite--north=snow & south=rain! I guess I'm just two blocks too close to the bay...

If I could control the weather, we'd have a double digit temperature here now......

Call up Cantore and see if he can summon the thundersnow.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

Alas, I have no control over that.....

lb13

Would you try to control my weather? It looks like it's snowing two blocks south of my house, but the ice is mixed in here. Usually it's the opposite--north=snow & south=rain! I guess I'm just two blocks too close to the bay...

If I could control the weather, we'd have a double digit temperature here now......

Call up Cantore and see if he can summon the thundersnow.....

lb13

Which 2 digits would you chose? That is a bit of a broad range.

Do you currently have single digit temps?

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

Alas, I have no control over that.....

lb13

Would you try to control my weather? It looks like it's snowing two blocks south of my house, but the ice is mixed in here. Usually it's the opposite--north=snow & south=rain! I guess I'm just two blocks too close to the bay...

If I could control the weather, we'd have a double digit temperature here now......

Call up Cantore and see if he can summon the thundersnow.....

lb13

Thundersnow would close the schools here for a week. I wouldn't be surprised if I got a call saying pm Kindergarten was cancelled today, actually...

christie1111 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:
Would you try to control my weather? It looks like it's snowing two blocks south of my house, but the ice is mixed in here. Usually it's the opposite--north=snow & south=rain! I guess I'm just two blocks too close to the bay...

If I could control the weather, we'd have a double digit temperature here now......

Call up Cantore and see if he can summon the thundersnow.....

lb13

Which 2 digits would you chose? That is a bit of a broad range.

Do you currently have single digit temps?

At one point in the middle of the night, the guy on the radio said it was 9 degrees..... but it may have topped 10 again now that the sun's been out for an hour and a half....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:I'll catfight with anyone, just don't have sunflower come back.

please

Alas, I have no control over that.....

lb13

Fortunate for me.

and children and other living things.

littlebeast13 wrote:

christie1111 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

If I could control the weather, we'd have a double digit temperature here now......

Call up Cantore and see if he can summon the thundersnow.....

lb13

Which 2 digits would you chose? That is a bit of a broad range.

Do you currently have single digit temps?

At one point in the middle of the night, the guy on the radio said it was 9 degrees..... but it may have topped 10 again now that the sun's been out for an hour and a half....

lb13

What is this "sun" thing of which you speak? Round warm yellow ball of light? I seem to have hazy memories of it from my past....

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

christie1111 wrote:

Which 2 digits would you chose? That is a bit of a broad range.

Do you currently have single digit temps?

At one point in the middle of the night, the guy on the radio said it was 9 degrees..... but it may have topped 10 again now that the sun's been out for an hour and a half....

lb13

What is this "sun" thing of which you speak? Round warm yellow ball of light? I seem to have hazy memories of it from my past....

I was shoveling some of that yesterday and it looks like more is on the way.