WWTBAM Bored

I have the Golf Channel on.

A Buick commercial comes on.

It's Tiger talking.

He actually uses Sam and his concern for her safety to tell me I should buy a Buick.

Bite Me.

In case you werw wondering - that was not the kind of 'bite me' I use here.

That was a real Bite Me.

I wouldn't buy a car just because somebody famous told me to.

It would need to have really good cup holders.

Someone observed the other day that there are at least two things Sam will never do:

Fly commercial
Have a paper route