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I was at the urinal at Walmart and the guy next to me (There are 2 urinals) starts talking about what a hard day of work he had-he works there.

Then he starts talking about his new tattoo on his knee and how much more painful it was than the ones on his back-Then he proceeds to roll up his pant leg to show me the new tattoo.

Spock wrote:I was at the urinal at Walmart and the guy next to me (There are 2 urinals) starts talking about what a hard day of work he had-he works there.

Then he starts talking about his new tattoo on his knee and how much more painful it was than the ones on his back-Then he proceeds to roll up his pant leg to show me the new tattoo.

Dammit, lb, you promised that you'd wait until chat to debut your latest ink.....

Speaking of chat...

Beebs52 wrote:Speaking of chat...

Why not? I'm just killing time waiting for the NUGGETS!!!!11 to start. Damn but I hate nationally televised games....

FannytheBull wrote:

Spock wrote:I was at the urinal at Walmart and the guy next to me (There are 2 urinals) starts talking about what a hard day of work he had-he works there.

Then he starts talking about his new tattoo on his knee and how much more painful it was than the ones on his back-Then he proceeds to roll up his pant leg to show me the new tattoo.

Dammit, lb, you promised that you'd wait until chat to debut your latest ink.....

I wouldn't be caught dead using the public restroom while the store was still open, let alone show Spock my killer ink.....

lb13

FannytheBull wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:Speaking of chat...

Why not? I'm just killing time waiting for the NUGGETS!!!!11 to start. Damn but I hate nationally televised games....

15 minutes after I turn it on, they finally decide to give the score of the damn game.....

They need shorter breaks between innings....

lb13

You'd think that if he was rolling up his pant leg while 'doing his business' that his aim would suffer a bit. Could be that you were luckier than you think.

Things can always be more strange and disturbing.....

lb13

Found it.

But it is disturbing!

christie1111 wrote:Found it.

But it is disturbing!

That is disturbing. Where's the tattoo?

ulysses5019 wrote:

christie1111 wrote:Found it.

But it is disturbing!

That is disturbing. Where's the tattoo?

ES is looking at it, honey....

littlebeast13 wrote:Things can always be more strange and disturbing.....

lb13

Yeah, like squirrels using a urinal when the whole world is their toilet. But it makes sense. I guess they don't want to do their business where they eat.

Spock wrote:I was at the urinal at Walmart and the guy next to me (There are 2 urinals) starts talking about what a hard day of work he had-he works there.

Then he starts talking about his new tattoo on his knee and how much more painful it was than the ones on his back-Then he proceeds to roll up his pant leg to show me the new tattoo.

Don't use the urinal. Use the stall. Then all he can do is tap out a message on your shoe in Morse Code.

littlebeast13 wrote:

FannytheBull wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:Speaking of chat...

Why not? I'm just killing time waiting for the NUGGETS!!!!11 to start. Damn but I hate nationally televised games....

15 minutes after I turn it on, they finally decide to give the score of the damn game.....

They need shorter breaks between innings....

lb13

I was having shit fits because they refused to go the IMPORTANT game of the night and instead made us suffer through several minutes (in basketball time, half an hour in real time) of the refs making the nuttiest calls they could think of in order to try and get The Vaunted Heat Threshing Machine the win. Despite their best efforts, Celtics win!

I came in after the game for a victory scream, but all you candy asses had already packed up and gone home.

Also, Christie must keep her Nene avatar up as long as the NUGGETS!!!!11 keep winning.....

Almost forgot. Crawlspace Fanny finally has competition for the top slot on the countdown this year. I've always had reservations about the freakishly large paws on MBRS......

FannytheBull wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

FannytheBull wrote:
Why not? I'm just killing time waiting for the NUGGETS!!!!11 to start. Damn but I hate nationally televised games....

15 minutes after I turn it on, they finally decide to give the score of the damn game.....

They need shorter breaks between innings....

lb13

I was having shit fits because they refused to go the IMPORTANT game of the night and instead made us suffer through several minutes (in basketball time, half an hour in real time) of the refs making the nuttiest calls they could think of in order to try and get The Vaunted Heat Threshing Machine the win. Despite their best efforts, Celtics win!

I came in after the game for a victory scream, but all you candy asses had already packed up and gone home.

Also, Christie must keep her Nene avatar up as long as the NUGGETS!!!!11 keep winning.....

Wow, they pulled that out???

I turned it on at halftime when everyone bailed, and made it as far as the middle of the 3rd before I gave in and went to bed. I hadn't had my nap, and knew without stimulating conversation, I would be a goner before it was over.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

FannytheBull wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

15 minutes after I turn it on, they finally decide to give the score of the damn game.....

They need shorter breaks between innings....

lb13

I was having shit fits because they refused to go the IMPORTANT game of the night and instead made us suffer through several minutes (in basketball time, half an hour in real time) of the refs making the nuttiest calls they could think of in order to try and get The Vaunted Heat Threshing Machine the win. Despite their best efforts, Celtics win!

I came in after the game for a victory scream, but all you candy asses had already packed up and gone home.

Also, Christie must keep her Nene avatar up as long as the NUGGETS!!!!11 keep winning.....

Wow, they pulled that out???

I turned it on at halftime when everyone bailed, and made it as far as the middle of the 3rd before I gave in and went to bed. I hadn't had my nap, and knew without stimulating conversation, I would be a goner before it was over.....

lb13

You betcha! The bench ended up going on something like a 15-0 run and ROOKIE!! had so many steals he might be cited for a Class 2 Felony....

FannytheBull wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

FannytheBull wrote:
I was having shit fits because they refused to go the IMPORTANT game of the night and instead made us suffer through several minutes (in basketball time, half an hour in real time) of the refs making the nuttiest calls they could think of in order to try and get The Vaunted Heat Threshing Machine the win. Despite their best efforts, Celtics win!

I came in after the game for a victory scream, but all you candy asses had already packed up and gone home.

Also, Christie must keep her Nene avatar up as long as the NUGGETS!!!!11 keep winning.....

Wow, they pulled that out???

I turned it on at halftime when everyone bailed, and made it as far as the middle of the 3rd before I gave in and went to bed. I hadn't had my nap, and knew without stimulating conversation, I would be a goner before it was over.....

lb13

You betcha! The bench ended up going on something like a 15-0 run and ROOKIE!! had so many steals he might be cited for a Class 2 Felony....

YAY!!!1

Too bad I wasn't able to stay up to tell you about the hockey game. I partied with the elite and even got to hear the bad version of Cee Lo......

lb13

FannytheBull wrote:Almost forgot. Crawlspace Fanny finally has competition for the top slot on the countdown this year. I've always had reservations about the freakishly large paws on MBRS......

I hope Angel doesn't get wind of this, or she'll really steer clear of MBRS.....

lb13

jaybee wrote:You'd think that if he was rolling up his pant leg while 'doing his business' that his aim would suffer a bit. Could be that you were luckier than you think.

...and no lucky stars were counted for the pants being pulled up instead of down for the unveiling?

Being the elitist snob that I am, I don't talk to

Spoiler

peons.

FannytheBull wrote:I've always had reservations about the freakishly large paws on MBRS......

You know what that means, as ES just learned in the latest avatar.