Lyrically Speaking - 1/16/08
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:38 am
LB just had to ask me to write one of his Wednesday LS games for him since I am far and away one of his most popular Merry Men. Since I think it is so great that I can actually have this name on this Bored, which the lace panties Nazis over at Go would have never allowed, I wanted to pay tribute to those artists who stuck it to the man and felt free to let the swear words rip in their songs. LB's pussy employer would never sell any of the songs with these words in them, but those of us who like our music raw and unedited will love this game.
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and if you've got a problem with that, your dinner's hiding in my spoiler.....
1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass
3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city
8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure
10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat
11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit
12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and if you've got a problem with that, your dinner's hiding in my spoiler.....
1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass
3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city
8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure
10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat
11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit
12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
