WWTBAM Bored

I've been waiting and waiting for Miss Sprots to be the first to wish a happy birthday to one of my very best frienemies, but she's been here and that doesn't seem to be happening, so I am plowing right ahead.

Happy birthday to Evil Squirrel! I hope you have a wonderful day and an adventure-filled year. May your apples and acorns remain plentiful, your belly remain full, and your aim remain terrible. Even when I'm mad at you, I'm glad to know you. You are, as they say, "interesting."

Let's celebrate many more, pal.

Best birthday wishes,
Annie
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Miss Annie is the bestest.

Birthday boffos for the ES!

Happy birthday. Be careful if kiki invites you over for a swim.

Happy Birthday to the most talented squirrel I know!

As squirrels go, you are the bestest!

Happy Birthday, ES! Thanks for the drawings! You are a wonderful artist.
Love,

Guess I may as well chime in too...so here's some cake that squirrels seem to like. Thanks for being so nice and
sharing your artwork with us!








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Dearest ES


You make us (most of us) smile and giggle with your incredible talent and optimism.

May you have a day free from Cats, Cars and Colorado.

Happy birthday, ES!

May this be the year that Sprots finally realizes that she doth protest too much.

Oh, ES, you irrepressible (some might say incorrigible) little rapscallion.....

Hey, you're a Taurus! Just like me and the Saucy one.....

Stay gold, Squirrellyboy.

FannyHeartsNene wrote:Oh, ES, you irrepressible (some might say incorrigible) little rapscallion.....

Hey, you're a Taurus! Just like me and the Saucy one.....

Stay gold, Squirrellyboy.

Oh Oh, looks like Caro has some Bullish competition

Thanks Annie for remembering me, you're the second bestest (next to your sister, of course!), but that's not bad in my book....

And thanks everyone else for the wishes and scritches..... well, I must have missed the scritches.....

And poor Sprots, she is too choked up to say anything. I will visit her personally tomorrow and give her a big squorrel hug......

Happy Birthday to my favorite squirrel!!!! xoxo.

FannyHeartsNene wrote:Oh, ES, you irrepressible (some might say incorrigible) little rapscallion.....

That always reminds me of the episode of "Frasier" when Woody came for a visit...

Frasier: Well, Woody, I thought that tonight we would maybe just stay in, you know, order some pizza?
Woody: Sounds good by me.
Frasier: Okay, great. I'll just call the place around the corner. Niles? You, uh, going to join us?
Niles: Oh, why not? Be fun to drink some beer and have some pizza with a couple of rapscallions.
Woody: Oh, hey, if you don't mind, could we make that half rapscallions, half pepperoni?

Happy Birthday, nutjob!!1

Happy Belated Birthday, ES!!

Thanks for driving us nuts.

ulysses5019 wrote:Happy birthday. Be careful if kiki invites you over for a swim.

Since nobody else called it...

Found it!

I'll give you your birthday scritches--I'm wearing a hazmat suit! I can't catch your mange!

Suffocating Mini wrote:I'll give you your birthday scritches--I'm wearing a hazmat suit! I can't catch your mange!

Hey! I just had my yearly Rug Doctor treatment. I feel like a plush teddy bear!

Evil Squirrel wrote:

Suffocating Mini wrote:I'll give you your birthday scritches--I'm wearing a hazmat suit! I can't catch your mange!

Hey! I just had my yearly Rug Doctor treatment. I feel like a plush teddy bear!

I have the exterminator coming today for the termite renewal. I can have him treat your fleas while he's here.....

Hell Kitty wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:

Suffocating Mini wrote:I'll give you your birthday scritches--I'm wearing a hazmat suit! I can't catch your mange!

Hey! I just had my yearly Rug Doctor treatment. I feel like a plush teddy bear!

I have the exterminator coming today for the termite renewal. I can have him treat your fleas while he's here.....

Your termites are ready to expire!?!?!?!?

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

Hell Kitty wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:

Hey! I just had my yearly Rug Doctor treatment. I feel like a plush teddy bear!

I have the exterminator coming today for the termite renewal. I can have him treat your fleas while he's here.....

Your termites are ready to expire!?!?!?!?

lb13

At 4 today!

Phone guy is coming two days early. At least the fax machine works, but the noise on the line is louder. My jack outside is corroded.

Later!

AnnieCamaro wrote:I've been waiting and waiting for Miss Sprots to be the first to wish a happy birthday to one of my very best frienemies, but she's been here and that doesn't seem to be happening, so I am plowing right ahead.

Happy birthday to Evil Squirrel! I hope you have a wonderful day and an adventure-filled year. May your apples and acorns remain plentiful, your belly remain full, and your aim remain terrible. Even when I'm mad at you, I'm glad to know you. You are, as they say, "interesting."

Let's celebrate many more, pal.

Best birthday wishes,
Annie
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Dearest Annie -- You are indeed the bestest. You would have been waiting a looooooooooooooong time for me to wish any mangy rodent a happy birthday.

a1mamacat wrote:Dearest ES


You make us (most of us) smile and giggle with your incredible talent and optimism.

May you have a day free from Cats, Cars and Colorado.

ES always has Colorado-free days -- that pesky restraining order and all . . .

MarleysGh0st wrote:Happy birthday, ES!

May this be the year that Sprots finally realizes that she doth protest too much.

Marley, you do not know the half of it. LB's avatar will immediately find a permanent home on my desktop because of the many, many times I have felt exactly the same way, except I've pressed the plunger, and ES is in a million pieces all over the sidewalk. I also cherish the one where I squish him with the steamroller. In other words, I don't protest enough, but I abhor violence enough that I stop before I actually do anything that I can't stand to look at.

Evil Squirrel wrote:Thanks Annie for remembering me, you're the second bestest (next to your sister, of course!), but that's not bad in my book....

And thanks everyone else for the wishes and scritches..... well, I must have missed the scritches.....

And poor Sprots, she is too choked up to say anything. I will visit her personally tomorrow and give her a big squorrel hug......

Sprots was not too choked up to say anything. Sprots went to a party where there were six adults, one children, five regular adult dogs, and one regular puppy. Joey would have loved chewing on a little squirrel fur . . .

Besides, stay away from me. Stay out of Colorado. Go to Hawaii. You look ridiculous.

Good grief.