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Christian Carrion
New Haven, CT
College student

Chris is thrilled to be here. He says he is the biggest game show nerd that Meredith will ever meet and this is his favorite game show of all time. Chris also wants Meredith's job, more than he wants the money from playing the game.

Chris's brother, Andrew is in the audience. He's happy, too.

As if that wasn't enough, Chris does a mean Gilbert Gottfried impression, which he demonstrates.

Question Topics:
* Genetics
* Alcohol
* On the Bench
* Birds
* Cleveland Rocks
* World Geography
* At the Zoo
* Documentaries
* Namesakes
* On the Web
* Education
* Holiday Specials
* Classic TV
* Personal Care
* Religion

$500 * Religion
Catholics traditionally begin confession by saying "Bless me Father, for I have" what?

A: Believed B: Spoken
C: Sinned D: Watched too much reality TV

Answer

C: Sinned ( 8 )

$1,000 * Personal Care
To use it correctly, where on one's body should a person spray Johnson's "No More Tangles" detangling spray?

A: Feet B: Teeth
C: Hair D: Arms

Christian, who has rather wild hair, laughs hysterically as the question is read.

Answer

C: Hair (9 )

$2,000 * Classic TV
The Aloha Tower is a building that can often be seen in the opening credits of what classic TV show?

A: WKRP in Cincinnati B: Hawaii Five-O
C: Dallas D: The Beverly Hillbillies

Answer

B: Hawaii Five-O ( 9 )

$3,000 * Holiday Specials
A red stocking hanging over a fireplace bears what first name on the cover of the DVD holiday special "A Colbert Christmas"?

A: Jay B: Conan
C: Stephen D: Dave

Answer

C: Stephen ( 9 )

$5,000 * Education
Where is Appalachian State University?

A: New Mexico B: Idaho
C: North Carolina D: Rhode Island

With 11 seconds left, Christian decides to Ask The Audience.

ATA: A: 5% B: 9% C: 75% D: 11%

Answer

C: North Carolina ( 11 )

-- The Horn --

Christian will return on tomorrow's show and he'll be just as excited, if not more so.


Edited to correct the spelling of Mr. Gottfried's name.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Chris is thrilled to be here. He says he is the biggest game show nerd that Meredith will ever meet and this is his favorite game show of all time.

If that's true, why isn't he one of us?

MarleysGh0st wrote:

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Chris is thrilled to be here. He says he is the biggest game show nerd that Meredith will ever meet and this is his favorite game show of all time.

If that's true, why isn't he one of us?

You should ask him here.

-M

themanwho wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Chris is thrilled to be here. He says he is the biggest game show nerd that Meredith will ever meet and this is his favorite game show of all time.

If that's true, why isn't he one of us?

You should ask him here.

-M

Harrumph. Someone commented there:

Congratulations DorrNumberFour. No one deserves it more. You've been diligently trying for SO long -- I've seen you post on every conceivable board -- I am so happy to see that perserverance pays off!

He hasn't been on this board! None of the others count.

For me, his shtick and mannerisms got old reeeeally quick. Just calm down and take a chill pill. To me, he was more annoying than the actor-wannabes they cast on Catch 21. You can be personable and excited without making someone wish TVs still had knobs so they could pull theirs out. =P

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Christian Carrion
New Haven, CT
College student

Chris is thrilled to be here. He says he is the biggest game show nerd that Meredith will ever meet and this is his favorite game show of all time. Chris also wants Meredith's job, more than he wants the money from playing the game.

Wow, what a suck-up. Yeah, I also used to think this show was my favorite game show of all-time. Back when they still had Phone-a-Friend and the Phone Game. And didn't cast actors. And didn't dummy up the show with all of these so-called "experts". Last time I checked, this show was supposed to be called "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", not "Who Wants to Win $10,000?" or "Who Wants a SAG Card?"

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:As if that wasn't enough, Chris does a mean Gilbert Godfrey impression, which he demonstrates.

I have no idea who Gilbert Godfrey is... but I'm going to assume that you meant Gilbert Gottfried.

So far, so good.

MarleysGh0st wrote:

themanwho wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:
If that's true, why isn't he one of us?

You should ask him here.

-M

Harrumph. Someone commented there:

Congratulations DorrNumberFour. No one deserves it more. You've been diligently trying for SO long -- I've seen you post on every conceivable board -- I am so happy to see that perserverance pays off!

He hasn't been on this board! None of the others count.

My rare comment in this vein: If he were on this Bored he would spend more than 0.5 seconds thinking of where Appalachia might be in this country instead of practically interrupting Mere to use the ATA. As Chad pointed out, his shtick seemed to take precedence over his game play.

chad1m wrote:For me, his shtick and mannerisms got old reeeeally quick. Just calm down and take a chill pill. To me, he was more annoying than the actor-wannabes they cast on Catch 21. You can be personable and excited without making someone wish TVs still had knobs so they could pull theirs out. =P

Chad, you're absolutely right. I pray that they don't selectively edit me to appear as high-strung and irritating as he is.

drew scheeler wrote:

chad1m wrote:For me, his shtick and mannerisms got old reeeeally quick. Just calm down and take a chill pill. To me, he was more annoying than the actor-wannabes they cast on Catch 21. You can be personable and excited without making someone wish TVs still had knobs so they could pull theirs out. =P

Chad, you're absolutely right. I pray that they don't selectively edit me to appear as high-strung and irritating as he is.

That is not editing. He was like that the whole time he wasn't sleeping. He was actually pretty likable but I can see how he can be seen as definitely over the top. Definitely had a shtick going though.

His post on the board that was linked has him telling us he was told he was one of the best contestants ever,
or something to that effect.

What

ever.


kay

Personally, I loved the guy. Between him and PKS, I'm thinking tomorrow's show will be very much enjoyable.

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:As if that wasn't enough, Chris does a mean Gilbert Godfrey impression, which he demonstrates.

I have no idea who Gilbert Godfrey is... but I'm going to assume that you meant Gilbert Gottfried.

D'oh!

I even googled that to check the spelling. "Gilbert Godfrey" gets 57,600 hits, including displaying his photo!

kayrharris wrote:His post on the board that was linked has him telling us he was told he was one of the best contestants ever,
or something to that effect.

What

ever.


kay

To TPTB, "best" has everything to do with performance art, rather than game play.

chad1m wrote:For me, his shtick and mannerisms got old reeeeally quick. Just calm down and take a chill pill. To me, he was more annoying than the actor-wannabes they cast on Catch 21. You can be personable and excited without making someone wish TVs still had knobs so they could pull theirs out. =P

With a last name like 'carrion,' you'll probably do all you can to seem 'alive.'

wintergreen48 wrote:

chad1m wrote:For me, his shtick and mannerisms got old reeeeally quick. Just calm down and take a chill pill. To me, he was more annoying than the actor-wannabes they cast on Catch 21. You can be personable and excited without making someone wish TVs still had knobs so they could pull theirs out. =P

With a last name like 'carrion,' you'll probably do all you can to seem 'alive.'

We'll see today if he becomes roadkill.

Bob Juch wrote:

wintergreen48 wrote:

chad1m wrote:For me, his shtick and mannerisms got old reeeeally quick. Just calm down and take a chill pill. To me, he was more annoying than the actor-wannabes they cast on Catch 21. You can be personable and excited without making someone wish TVs still had knobs so they could pull theirs out. =P

With a last name like 'carrion,' you'll probably do all you can to seem 'alive.'

We'll see today if he becomes roadkill.

If he does, his parents already have a song lament for him. [frogman]

Spoiler

Carrion, my wayward son.

[/frogman]

gsabc wrote:

Bob Juch wrote:

wintergreen48 wrote:
With a last name like 'carrion,' you'll probably do all you can to seem 'alive.'

We'll see today if he becomes roadkill.

If he does, his parents already have a song lament for him. [frogman]

Spoiler

Carrion, my wayward son.

[/frogman]

ROFL!

MarleysGh0st wrote:

themanwho wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:
If that's true, why isn't he one of us?

You should ask him here.

-M

Harrumph. Someone commented there:

Congratulations DorrNumberFour. No one deserves it more. You've been diligently trying for SO long -- I've seen you post on every conceivable board -- I am so happy to see that perserverance pays off!

He hasn't been on this board! None of the others count.

I suspect he is either lurking since he referenced Chad's remark or Chad made similar remark on another board or some other medium (what is Twitterland called?).

frogman042 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:

themanwho wrote:
You should ask him here.

-M

Harrumph. Someone commented there:

Congratulations DorrNumberFour. No one deserves it more. You've been diligently trying for SO long -- I've seen you post on every conceivable board -- I am so happy to see that perserverance pays off!

He hasn't been on this board! None of the others count.

I suspect he is either lurking since he referenced Chad's remark or Chad made similar remark on another board or some other medium (what is Twitterland called?).

Maybe he is lurking, but he threw down the gauntlet. The biggest game show nerd ever would have delurked before now!

Are you out there, Chris? Come on and say "hello".

You know, after his carryover, I really warmed up to him. I guess it was sort of a culture shock seeing such a high-octane contestant after a week of mild-mannered ones.

drew scheeler wrote:You know, after his carryover, I really warmed up to him. I guess it was sort of a culture shock seeing such a high-octane contestant after a week of mild-mannered ones.

I had switched to decaf. Now where did I leave that blue pinstriped suit?

- Clark Kent.

MarleysGh0st wrote:

frogman042 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Harrumph. Someone commented there:



He hasn't been on this board! None of the others count.

I suspect he is either lurking since he referenced Chad's remark or Chad made similar remark on another board or some other medium (what is Twitterland called?).

Maybe he is lurking, but he threw down the gauntlet. The biggest game show nerd ever would have delurked before now!

Are you out there, Chris? Come on and say "hello".

Why would he come by after some of the things that have been said about him here?

snomaim wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:

frogman042 wrote: I suspect he is either lurking since he referenced Chad's remark or Chad made similar remark on another board or some other medium (what is Twitterland called?).

Maybe he is lurking, but he threw down the gauntlet. The biggest game show nerd ever would have delurked before now!

Are you out there, Chris? Come on and say "hello".

Why would he come by after some of the things that have been said about him here?

Because he's a wuss?

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

snomaim wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Maybe he is lurking, but he threw down the gauntlet. The biggest game show nerd ever would have delurked before now!

Are you out there, Chris? Come on and say "hello".

Why would he come by after some of the things that have been said about him here?

Because he's a wuss?

lb13

I think the people who criticize Chris anonymously over the Internet are the ones who are acting like wusses.

snomaim wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

snomaim wrote:
Why would he come by after some of the things that have been said about him here?

Because he's a wuss?

lb13

I think the people who criticize Chris anonymously over the Internet are the wusses.

No one's attacking Christian.

We're just having some fun.

You need to chill, dude.