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Matt Swanson
Omaha, NE
Jigsaw puzzle maker

Meredith: How is business going now?

Matt: Ah, it's falling to pieces!

The question topics are never shown.

$500
A prizefighter is what type of athlete?

A: Jockey B: Golfer
C: Boxer D: Ultimate game show contestant

Answer

C: Boxer ( 8 )

$1,000
In text-messaging, "AFAIK" is shorthand for "as far as I" what?

A: Knock B: Kick
C: Keep D: Know

Answer

D: Know ( 10 )

$2,000
Said to be small enough to penetrate pores, microbeads are commonly found in what type of beauty product?

A: Facial cleanser B: Eyeliner
C: Mouthwash D: Nail polish

Answer

A: Facial cleanser ( 10 )

$3,000
Widely considered to be a very easy class, what college-level course is often jokingly referred to as "Clapping for Credit"?

A: Wine tasting B: Music Appreciation
C: Calligraphy D: Geology

Answer

B: Music Appreciation ( 9 )

$5,000
What bone found in the leg is the longest in the human body?

A: Femur B: Tibia
C: Patella D: Fibula

With 4 seconds left, Matt decides to Ask The Audience.

ATA: A: 86% B: 8% C: 2% D: 4%

Answer

A: Femur ( 3 )

Matt will return on tomorrow's show, but after this break, Robin Schwartz will be back to play in the Tournament of Ten.

-- Commercial Break --

Sneak Peak at One of Tomorrow's Questions

$100,000
Who is P.B.S. Pinchback?

A: Character from Oliver Twist B: Inventor of the combination lock
C: NASCAR crew chief D: First African-American state governor

Ah, at least time for an occupation and a witty line here.

"$3,000
Widely considered to be a very easy class, what college-level course is often jokingly referred to as "Clapping for Credit"?

A: Wine tasting B: Music Appreciation
C: Calligraphy D: Geology"

Sign me up for a Wine Tasting college class!! Where do I enroll??

rgcviper wrote:"$3,000
Widely considered to be a very easy class, what college-level course is often jokingly referred to as "Clapping for Credit"?

A: Wine tasting B: Music Appreciation
C: Calligraphy D: Geology"

Sign me up for a Wine Tasting college class!! Where do I enroll??

I guess that would be Drinking for Drunkeness.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Matt Swanson
Omaha, NE
Jigsaw puzzle maker

Meredith: How is business going now?

Matt: Ah, it's falling to pieces!

How dare he steal Frogman's shtick! Feelthy theef!

So far, so good.

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Matt Swanson
Omaha, NE
Jigsaw puzzle maker

Meredith: How is business going now?

Matt: Ah, it's falling to pieces!

How dare he steal Frogman's shtick! Feelthy theef!

So far, so good.

Well Meredith's reply should have been, " I should have known better than to ask a cut up."

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Matt Swanson
Omaha, NE
Jigsaw puzzle maker

Meredith: How is business going now?

Matt: Ah, it's falling to pieces!

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$5,000
What bone found in the leg is the longest in the human body?

A: Femur B: Tibia
C: Patella D: Fibula

With 4 seconds left, Matt decides to Ask The Audience.

ATA: A: 86% B: 8% C: 2% D: 4%

Answer

A: Femur ( 3 )

He's off to a good start.