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The show begins with a replay of Sam Murray answering yesterday's $1,000,000 question in the Tournament of Ten. Robin Schwartz is introduced as today's tournament contestant and her question is displayed to the TV audience.

Alison McPherson
San Antonio, TX
Unemployed

Question Topics:
* Big Brains
* The Globe
* Vice Presidents
* Le Tour de France
* Common Names
* States of the Union
* Math Problems
* Greek
* CELEBRITY Q
* Motown Hits
* Charles Dickens
* Baseball
* (Entrepreneurs)
* (Idioms)
* (Helpful Products)

$3,000 * Baseball
In an effort to raise breast cancer awareness, on Mother's Day many Major League Baseball players use bats that are what color?

A: Yellow B: Blue
C: Green D: Pink

Answer

D: Pink ( 12 )

$5,000 * Charles Dickens
Which of these works by Charles Dickens features a chapter titled "The First of the Three Spirits"?

A: A Tale of Two Cities B: Great Expectations
C: A Christmas Carol D: Oliver Twist

Answer

C: A Christmas Carol ( 9 )

$7,500 * Motown Hits
In its lyrics, which of these Motown hits makes reference to the famous opera "Pagliacci"?

A: The Tears of a Clown B: My Girl
C: I Can't Help Myself D: You Can't Hurry Love

With 23 seconds left, Alison decides to Ask The Audience.

ATA: A: 81% B: 5% C: 5% D: 9%

Answer

A: The Tears of a Clown ( 21 )

$10,000 * CELEBRITY Q
The videotaped Celebrity Question Reader is Michael Urie, who plays Mark St. James on "Ugly Betty."

On "Ugly Betty," my character works for Wilhelmina Slater, a conniving fashion edition portrayed by what actress?

A: Rebecca Romijn B: Vanessa Williams
C: America Ferrara D: Judith Light

Answer

Michael's videotape tells Alison she is correct.
B: Vanessa Williams ( 23 )

$12,500 * Greek
What is the last letter of the Greek alphabet?

A: Beta B: Epsilon
C: Chi D: Omega

Answer

D: Omega ( 24 )

As the show cuts to a commercial break, Robin Schwartz #7 is shown, waiting in the audience.

-- Commercial Break --

We see Robin Schwartz #7 again, sitting next Sam Murray. Robin wants to take the $1 million check away from Sam, but so far, they remain friends.

$15,000 * Math Problems
If a woman walks 10,000 feet, how many more feet does she have to walk to go a distance of two miles?

A: 280 B: 420
C: 560 D: 700

Alison says she is so nervous! With 13 seconds left, she decides to Ask The Expert. Today's expert is Ken Jennings.

Ken: Let's see, a mile is about 5,200 feet. So two miles would be 10,560 feet. Yeah. So, she's already walked 10,000 and that would be C: 560 feet.

Alison: Okay.

Ken: I'm pretty worried about doing math of TV here, real-time, but I think that's right. I think it's C. I'm sure it's C.

Meredith: Okay, he's sure it's C. You did mention, you are a math teacher, but we're not going to go there.

Answer

C: 560 ( 10 )

$25,000 * States of the Union
According to some historians, the capital of what U.S. state derives its names for a French phrase meaning "of the monks"?

A: Iowa B: Wisconsin
C: Illinois D: Missouri

With 13 seconds left, Alison decides to Phone A Friend.

Alison's PAF team are Michael, Golden, CO; Richard, San Antonio, TX; and Brittany, San Antonio, TX.

Alison calls Michael, who is a family friend. She goes through the question and answers twice, leaving him eight seconds to answer.

Michael: I don't have the slightest idea. I'm sorry.

Alison: Okay, thank you.


With 9 seconds left, Alison decides to Double Dip.

Alison's first answer is

Spoiler

Missouri

.
Alison's second answer is

Spoiler

C: Illinois

.

Answer

A: Iowa ( 5 )

Alison falls to $5,000.

The show goes to a commercial break, getting closer to Robin Schwartz's tournament appearance.

-- Commercial Break --

I'd ATA on Ugly Betty-I don't watch the show.

I'd ATE on the math question.

Good grief, another contestant that doesn't know state capitals.

The rest seem pretty easy-missed the show, so I'm catching up with the transcripts.

Kazoo65 wrote:I'd ATA on Ugly Betty-I don't watch the show.

I'd ATE on the math question.

Good grief, another contestant that doesn't know state capitals.

The rest seem pretty easy-missed the show, so I'm catching up with the transcripts.

If the Celebrity questions are all like this I'd not be surprised if the Regis one turns out to be the only one I know for a while.
Glad (due to TDC) that the math was quickly deducible to 280x2
Also glad (also due to the time constraints) that Des Moines sounds close enough to 'the monks' that I didn't really have to go through the other three, although I did.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$5,000 * Charles Dickens
Which of these works by Charles Dickens features a chapter titled "The First of the Three Spirits"?

A: A Tale of Two Cities B: Great Expectations
C: A Christmas Carol D: Oliver Twist

Answer

C: A Christmas Carol ( 9 )

Thanks for the shout-out, TPTB!

Although, really, you've got to save one of these questions for me, if you want to film a contestant breaking out in genuine, spontaneous laughter!

BBTranscriptTeam wrote: $15,000 * Math Problems
If a woman walks 10,000 feet, how many more feet does she have to walk to go a distance of two miles?

A: 280 B: 420
C: 560 D: 700

Alison says she is so nervous! With 13 seconds left, she decides to Ask The Expert. Today's expert is Ken Jennings.

Ken: Let's see, a mile is about 5,200 feet. So two miles would be 10,560 feet. Yeah. So, she's already walked 10,000 and that would be C: 560 feet.

Alison: Okay.

Ken: I'm pretty worried about doing math of TV here, real-time, but I think that's right. I think it's C. I'm sure it's C.

Meredith: Okay, he's sure it's C. You did mention, you are a math teacher, but we're not going to go there.

Answer

C: 560 ( 10 )

Alison is a math teacher!?

Can we go there?

jacorbett70 wrote:Also glad (also due to the time constraints) that Des Moines sounds close enough to 'the monks' that I didn't really have to go through the other three, although I did.

Thirty seconds was plenty of time to decide that Madison, Springfield and Jefferson City didn't sound like they might be French for "the monks".

MarleysGh0st wrote:

jacorbett70 wrote:Also glad (also due to the time constraints) that Des Moines sounds close enough to 'the monks' that I didn't really have to go through the other three, although I did.

Thirty seconds was plenty of time to decide that Madison, Springfield and Jefferson City didn't sound like they might be French for "the monks".

I have it on fairly reliable authority that Jefferson was no monk.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:
$15,000 * Math Problems
If a woman walks 10,000 feet, how many more feet does she have to walk to go a distance of two miles?

A: 280 B: 420
C: 560 D: 700

Alison says she is so nervous! With 13 seconds left, she decides to Ask The Expert. Today's expert is Ken Jennings.

Ken: Let's see, a mile is about 5,200 feet. So two miles would be 10,560 feet. Yeah. So, she's already walked 10,000 and that would be C: 560 feet.

Alison: Okay.

Ken: I'm pretty worried about doing math of TV here, real-time, but I think that's right. I think it's C. I'm sure it's C.

Meredith: Okay, he's sure it's C. You did mention, you are a math teacher, but we're not going to go there.

Answer

C: 560 ( 10 )

I presume this is a typo and Ken said the correct answer of 5280 feet and not 5200 feet since that wouldn't make much sense with the rest of the sentence and would be closer to a different answer?

tanstaafl2 wrote:

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:
$15,000 * Math Problems
If a woman walks 10,000 feet, how many more feet does she have to walk to go a distance of two miles?

A: 280 B: 420
C: 560 D: 700

Alison says she is so nervous! With 13 seconds left, she decides to Ask The Expert. Today's expert is Ken Jennings.

Ken: Let's see, a mile is about 5,200 feet. So two miles would be 10,560 feet. Yeah. So, she's already walked 10,000 and that would be C: 560 feet.

Alison: Okay.

Ken: I'm pretty worried about doing math of TV here, real-time, but I think that's right. I think it's C. I'm sure it's C.

Meredith: Okay, he's sure it's C. You did mention, you are a math teacher, but we're not going to go there.

Answer

C: 560 ( 10 )

I presume this is a typo and Ken said the correct answer of 5280 feet and not 5200 feet since that wouldn't make much sense with the rest of the sentence and would be closer to a different answer?

Not a typo, but I presume it was a slip of the tongue by Ken. He did say "about 5200 feet" and then seemed to have mentally recalled the exact number by the time he got around to doing the multiplication. You're right that it did make his result sound a little odd.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$5,000 * Charles Dickens
Which of these works by Charles Dickens features a chapter titled "The First of the Three Spirits"?

A: A Tale of Two Cities B: Great Expectations
C: A Christmas Carol D: Oliver Twist

It's been a while since we've had a BB shout-out.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$15,000 * Math Problems
If a woman walks 10,000 feet, how many more feet does she have to walk to go a distance of two miles?

A: 280 B: 420
C: 560 D: 700

Alison says she is so nervous! With 13 seconds left, she decides to Ask The Expert. Today's expert is Ken Jennings.

Ken: Let's see, a mile is about 5,200 feet. So two miles would be 10,560 feet. Yeah. So, she's already walked 10,000 and that would be C: 560 feet.

Alison: Okay.

Ken: I'm pretty worried about doing math of TV here, real-time, but I think that's right. I think it's C. I'm sure it's C.

Meredith: Okay, he's sure it's C. You did mention, you are a math teacher, but we're not going to go there.

Answer

C: 560 ( 10 )

I'm surprised that Kazoo hasn't shown up yet to comment.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$25,000 * States of the Union
According to some historians, the capital of what U.S. state derives its names for a French phrase meaning "of the monks"?

A: Iowa B: Wisconsin
C: Illinois D: Missouri

With 13 seconds left, Alison decides to Phone A Friend.

Alison's PAF team are Michael, Golden, CO; Richard, San Antonio, TX; and Brittany, San Antonio, TX.

Alison calls Michael, who is a family friend. She goes through the question and answers twice, leaving him eight seconds to answer.

Michael: I don't have the slightest idea. I'm sorry.

Alison: Okay, thank you.


With 9 seconds left, Alison decides to Double Dip.

Alison's first answer is

Spoiler

Missouri

.
Alison's second answer is

Spoiler

C: Illinois

.

Answer

A: Iowa ( 5 )

Alison falls to $5,000.

And the whole time, I'm sitting here, screaming, "Do either of you know any of the capitals of these states?!"

Nihil obstat®

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I'm surprised that Kazoo hasn't shown up yet to comment.

Look at the first reply in the thread.

MarleysGh0st wrote:

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I'm surprised that Kazoo hasn't shown up yet to comment.

Look at the first reply in the thread.

How did I miss that?

Im sorry, but if Im Alison, Im not really looking forward to going back home, nor to math class.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote: Alison McPherson
San Antonio, TX
Unemployed

The only person whose occupation is discussed doesn't have one.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$10,000 * CELEBRITY Q
The videotaped Celebrity Question Reader is Michael Urie, who plays Mark St. James on "Ugly Betty."

On "Ugly Betty," my character works for Wilhelmina Slater, a conniving fashion edition portrayed by what actress?

A: Rebecca Romijn B: Vanessa Williams
C: America Ferrara D: Judith Light

Answer

Michael's videotape tells Alison she is correct.
B: Vanessa Williams ( 23 )

I don't watch the show, but I must have heard about this somewhere because I actually knew it.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$15,000 * Math Problems
If a woman walks 10,000 feet, how many more feet does she have to walk to go a distance of two miles?

A: 280 B: 420
C: 560 D: 700

Alison says she is so nervous! With 13 seconds left, she decides to Ask The Expert. Today's expert is Ken Jennings.

Ken: Let's see, a mile is about 5,200 feet. So two miles would be 10,560 feet. Yeah. So, she's already walked 10,000 and that would be C: 560 feet.

Alison: Okay.

Ken: I'm pretty worried about doing math of TV here, real-time, but I think that's right. I think it's C. I'm sure it's C.

Meredith: Okay, he's sure it's C. You did mention, you are a math teacher, but we're not going to go there.

Answer

C: 560 ( 10 )

Did Ken not know that there are actually 5280 feet in a mile? He must, because otherwise his math calculation would not make sense.

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$25,000 * States of the Union
According to some historians, the capital of what U.S. state derives its names for a French phrase meaning "of the monks"?

A: Iowa B: Wisconsin
C: Illinois D: Missouri

With 13 seconds left, Alison decides to Phone A Friend.

Alison's PAF team are Michael, Golden, CO; Richard, San Antonio, TX; and Brittany, San Antonio, TX.

Alison calls Michael, who is a family friend. She goes through the question and answers twice, leaving him eight seconds to answer.

Michael: I don't have the slightest idea. I'm sorry.

Alison: Okay, thank you.


With 9 seconds left, Alison decides to Double Dip.

Alison's first answer is

Spoiler

Missouri

.
Alison's second answer is

Spoiler

C: Illinois

.

Answer

A: Iowa ( 5 )

Alison falls to $5,000.

Des Moines for Iowa, Madison for Wisconsin, Springfield for Illinois and Jefferson City for Missouri. There's only one that even sounds French.