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fantine33 wrote:12-23 They're Just Children!

Parents generally think that their little angels are the most darling, talented, perfect little snowflakes in the known universe. We childless types have learned to adapt. But normal people don't have a thing on celebrities, whose spawn are so ultra unique and special that they can't have names like Tommy and Janet (for those older than me, substitute Dick and Jane, for those younger than me, beats the hell out of me. Ha!). After all, why name your kid Michelle when Moxie Crimefighter is just sitting there waiting to be chosen?

The following are celebrity baby names that vary on the WTF? scale. You only need to name one parent. If you choose to name both guilty parties, there will be an extra five points in it for you but beware, messing up the second parent voids all points for that question.


1. Scout Larue

2. Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily

3. Kal-el

4. Seven Sirius

5. Pilot Inspektor (Did they have to compound the injustice by using the K?)

QOD: You can trace the path to conservatism of this one time "free spirited" actress. Her first two children are named Sunshine and Harmony. Her next three? William, Charles and Edward.

Bonus: 5 points for each of the 5 Phoenix siblings you can name (Joaquin got a fairly normal name so he chose a different one, to 'fit in'. Ha! You'll need his name before he changed back to Joaquin.)

fantine33 wrote:12-23 They're Just Children!

Parents generally think that their little angels are the most darling, talented, perfect little snowflakes in the known universe.

Oh Puleeeeeease, have you read PSM and my posts lately?!?!?!?!?! ;^)

We childless types have learned to adapt. But normal people don't have a thing on celebrities, whose spawn are so ultra unique and special that they can't have names like Tommy and Janet (for those older than me, substitute Dick and Jane, for those younger than me, beats the hell out of me. Ha!). After all, why name your kid Michelle when Moxie Crimefighter is just sitting there waiting to be chosen?

The following are celebrity baby names that vary on the WTF? scale. You only need to name one parent. If you choose to name both guilty parties, there will be an extra five points in it for you but beware, messing up the second parent voids all points for that question.

Spoiler

1. Scout Larue - Demi Moore

2. Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily

3. Kal-el - Jor-El and Lara

4. Seven Sirius - Harry and Ginny Potter

5. Pilot Inspektor (Did they have to compound the injustice by using the K?)

QOD: You can trace the path to conservatism of this one time "free spirited" actress. Her first two children are named Sunshine and Harmony. Her next three? William, Charles and Edward.

Bonus: 5 points for each of the 5 Phoenix siblings you can name (Joaquin got a fairly normal name so he chose a different one, to 'fit in'. Ha! You'll need his name before he changed back to Joaquin.) Summer and Rain and don't know the others

fantine33 wrote:12-23 They're Just Children!

We childless types have learned to adapt.

fantine33 wrote:12-23 They're Just Children!

Parents generally think that their little angels are the most darling, talented, perfect little snowflakes in the known universe. We childless types have learned to adapt. But normal people don't have a thing on celebrities, whose spawn are so ultra unique and special that they can't have names like Tommy and Janet (for those older than me, substitute Dick and Jane, for those younger than me, beats the hell out of me. Ha!). After all, why name your kid Michelle when Moxie Crimefighter is just sitting there waiting to be chosen?

The following are celebrity baby names that vary on the WTF? scale. You only need to name one parent. If you choose to name both guilty parties, there will be an extra five points in it for you but beware, messing up the second parent voids all points for that question.

fantine33 wrote:1. Scout Larue

2. Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily

3. Kal-el

4. Seven Sirius

5. Pilot Inspektor (Did they have to compound the injustice by using the K?)

QOD: You can trace the path to conservatism of this one time "free spirited" actress. Her first two children are named Sunshine and Harmony. Her next three? William, Charles and Edward.

Bonus: 5 points for each of the 5 Phoenix siblings you can name (Joaquin got a fairly normal name so he chose a different one, to 'fit in'. Ha! You'll need his name before he changed back to Joaquin.)

ghostjmf wrote:

Spoiler

I know this! Barbara Hershey, at one time Barbara Sunshine or something like that. Well, it wouldn't be Sunshine Sunshine, would it, so go for "something like that". Seagull! Barbara Seagull, that was it.

She is these days cougaring it, a verb I learned the noun-form of fromsyndi-BAM, with that actor who plays the Iraqi guy on Lost. The show is not on right now, so I can't remember either his real or his show name. At least, she was cougaring it with him when last I read about the 2.

tanstaafl2 wrote:

ghostjmf wrote:

Spoiler

I know this! Barbara Hershey, at one time Barbara Sunshine or something like that. Well, it wouldn't be Sunshine Sunshine, would it, so go for "something like that". Seagull! Barbara Seagull, that was it.

She is these days cougaring it, a verb I learned the noun-form of fromsyndi-BAM, with that actor who plays the Iraqi guy on Lost. The show is not on right now, so I can't remember either his real or his show name. At least, she was cougaring it with him when last I read about the 2.

I first remember the term "cougar" in that context from the show Mr. Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos, hosted recently called "Age of Love" that had younger and older women battling in a Batchelor type show. Never saw the show, just heard about it on the Regis Lee and Kelly Lee show.

Has the term been around before that?