WWTBAM Bored

I've enjoyed being your elf. I set out to find the most beautiful gifts for you in their respective categories, with price as no object, because the Bank of the North Pole has no-limit credit cards (and no payments, either -- better than American Express!) I am sorry that KandyKAYne couldn't hire the handsome Flybrick and Ulysses to fly your plane and accompany you on your travels, but it turns out that there's some reluctance to negotiate with elves. Sigh. Maybe next year.

You might recognize me if I weren't in my elf suit. I live in Oh, Kay, Ell, Ay, Aitch, Oh, Em, Ay -- like the musical, with the singing -- and I drive a silver camaro.

Merry Christmas!

Those were the most wonderful gifts a girl could ever want. Thanks
for being such a fantastic Santa.


Just reading the KandyKAYne's signature in each post made me smile. I'll be sure and tip my "server" appropriately at the next Gridiron.