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Today's Dilbert

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:46 am
by MarleysGh0st
is a comic that a gh0st can truly appreciate! :twisted:

http://www.dilbert.com/

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:53 am
by gsabc
I'm surprised you didn't mention this one from earlier in the week, and the next day's strip as well.

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/a ... 71217.html

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:03 am
by Dead Horse
gsabc wrote:I'm surprised you didn't mention this one from earlier in the week, and the next day's strip as well.

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/a ... 71217.html
I saw it, and thought about letting the bored know about my new gig, but I'm being paid under the table, and wanted to keep it on the QT.

But since everyone knows about it now...

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:14 am
by MarleysGh0st
gsabc wrote:I'm surprised you didn't mention this one from earlier in the week, and the next day's strip as well.
Somebody else posted a link to that one.

Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:06 am
by Bob Juch
Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/p ... /712190360

Re: Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:48 am
by Bob78164
Bob Juch wrote:Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/p ... /712190360
Thereby proving the worker's point. --Bob (who won't give up without a fight)

Re: Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:49 am
by MarleysGh0st
Bob Juch wrote:Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic
That comic strip never called his bosses drunken lemurs. It just implied that their decisions were made "as if" they were drunken lemurs. Duh!

Back at the job I had in the early '80s, a friend of mine was a talented cartoonist (with a few more breaks, maybe he'd have made the big time, instead of Scott Adams). He'd take pictures from the official company newsletters and rewrite the articles into a humorous parody, The Rumor Rag, that he'd post on his cubical wall. Everybody thought it was hilarious, except the plant manager, who wanted it to be "more positive". :roll:

He reported wanted George's scalp, but said plant manager got axed first. :twisted:

Re: Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:50 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Bob78164 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/p ... /712190360
Thereby proving the worker's point. --Bob (who won't give up without a fight)
Bob, your son wants you to pay attention to him. He is so cute, you really should. ;)

Re: Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:54 am
by Bob78164
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Bob, your son wants you to pay attention to him. He is so cute, you really should. ;)
He's playing with his cousins right now, but thanks for your concern.

Haven't Maddie and Emma started winter break yet? ;-) --Bob

Re: Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:58 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Bob78164 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Bob, your son wants you to pay attention to him. He is so cute, you really should. ;)
He's playing with his cousins right now, but thanks for your concern.

Haven't Maddie and Emma started winter break yet? ;-) --Bob
No, I have to do Emma's Classroom Winter Solstice party in a few hours, then they are out of school.

I am using my chocolate fountain for the party and I am researching recipes before I started melting chocolate.

One person on another BB wrote a post:
I'm a bit of a scat lover, so I mixed two cups of soft human poo with two cups of chocolate. Served it at a sexy party. It was a hit with the ladies.
It's funny and sad at the same time.

Re: Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:05 pm
by MarleysGh0st
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: No, I have to do Emma's Classroom Winter Solstice party in a few hours, then they are out of school.
Ah, good, they're going back to the old traditions!

Did you build a mini-Stonehenge outside the school to mark the sunrise?Will there be a bonfire to encourage it to climb in the sky again before the world is plunged into darkness? 8)

Re: Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:06 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
MarleysGh0st wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: No, I have to do Emma's Classroom Winter Solstice party in a few hours, then they are out of school.
Ah, good, they're going back to the old traditions!

Did you build a mini-Stonehenge outside the school to mark the sunrise?Will there be a bonfire to encourage it to climb in the sky again before the world is plunged into darkness? 8)
The Stonehenge that I ordered from the Oriental Trading Company is only 18" tall. :)

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:06 pm
by MarleysGh0st
And as for the quote from that other board that I don't even want to think about:

Ewwwww!

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:08 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
MarleysGh0st wrote:And as for the quote from that other board that I don't even want to think about:

Ewwwww!
I know.

My dad used to say, that for every perversity you can think of, somebody has already done it.

So I just wonder if this guy really made a fondue of scat and chocolate.

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:16 pm
by Rexer25
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:And as for the quote from that other board that I don't even want to think about:

Ewwwww!
I know.

My dad used to say, that for every perversity you can think of, somebody has already done it.

So I just wonder if this guy really made a fondue of scat and chocolate.
This sequence of posts has me torn.

Part of me wants to know what kind of message boards PSM goes to.
Part of me wants to run screaming into the wilderness, where, I should add, I would probably end up as bobcat scat.

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:17 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Rexer25 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:And as for the quote from that other board that I don't even want to think about:

Ewwwww!
I know.

My dad used to say, that for every perversity you can think of, somebody has already done it.

So I just wonder if this guy really made a fondue of scat and chocolate.
This sequence of posts has me torn.

Part of me wants to know what kind of message boards PSM goes to.
Part of me wants to run screaming into the wilderness, where, I should add, I would probably end up as bobcat scat.
Here is a link to the Rival Chocolate Fountain message board.

http://appliances.devlib.org/reviews/ki ... /reviews1/

The post is about halfway down.

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:22 pm
by Rexer25
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: I know.

My dad used to say, that for every perversity you can think of, somebody has already done it.

So I just wonder if this guy really made a fondue of scat and chocolate.
This sequence of posts has me torn.

Part of me wants to know what kind of message boards PSM goes to.
Part of me wants to run screaming into the wilderness, where, I should add, I would probably end up as bobcat scat.
Here is a link to the Rival Chocolate Fountain message board.

http://appliances.devlib.org/reviews/ki ... /reviews1/

The post is about halfway down.
I made up my mind.
I ain't going there.
I'm also not running into the wilderness.
Moderation in my reactions will keep my blood pressure down.

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:27 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Rexer25 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Rexer25 wrote: This sequence of posts has me torn.

Part of me wants to know what kind of message boards PSM goes to.
Part of me wants to run screaming into the wilderness, where, I should add, I would probably end up as bobcat scat.
Here is a link to the Rival Chocolate Fountain message board.

http://appliances.devlib.org/reviews/ki ... /reviews1/

The post is about halfway down.
I made up my mind.
I ain't going there.
I'm also not running into the wilderness.
Moderation in my reactions will keep my blood pressure down.
It's not scary at all.

It's a bunch of people posting saying," I lost my instruction book, can you tell me the recipe" and scat boy.

Re: Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:38 pm
by ShitSandwich
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:One person on another BB wrote a post:
I'm a bit of a scat lover, so I mixed two cups of soft human poo with two cups of chocolate. Served it at a sexy party. It was a hit with the ladies.

I go good with Chex Mix....