QOD Friday 12-21 "COMPANY SLOGANS"

[fantine33]

I wanted to do one on advertising jingles, so I could title it "Jingle All the Way", but it's hard to give jingles that don't mention the product, like, 49586033 times. I wonder why?

So, here are some familiar (to me, anyway ha!) slogans, just give the company (or product name, as the case may be).

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?

3. Leave the driving to us.

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.

5. I'd rather fight than switch.

QOD: Think.

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?

[themanintheseersuckersuit]

Spoiler

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine. Jolt Cola

2. What’s on the table, Mabel? Carling Black Label beer

3. Leave the driving to us. Greyhound

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love. The Peace Corps

5. I'd rather fight than switch. A Cigarette Ad? Newport, hell I can't remember

QOD: Think. IBM

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.

We Bring Good Things to Light

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?
Some smarmy Eco Friendly thing with that frog hopping around the world.

[nitrah55]

Spoiler

1. JOLT COLA

2. CARLING BLACK LABEL BEER

3. GREYHOUND BUS LINES

4. PEACE CORPS

5. WINSTON CIGARETTES

QOD: IBM

5 Point Bonus: WE BRING GOOD THINGS TO LIGHT

5 Point Bonus Bonus: "We bought NBC? What were we thinking?"

[MarleysGh0st]

Spoiler

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.

Jolt cola.

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?

3. Leave the driving to us.

Greyhound

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.

The Peace Corps

5. I'd rather fight than switch.

Some cigarette brand, IIRC.

QOD: Think.

IBM

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.

We bring good things to light.

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?

Or is that the new slogan? I better say it again to be sure...

We bring good things to light.

[wintergreen48]

Spoiler

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine. Jolt Cola

2. What’s on the table, Mabel? NAC

3. Leave the driving to us. Greyhound (bus line, not the Camaros)

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love. NAC

5. I'd rather fight than switch. Tareyton cancer sticks

QOD: Think. Pass.

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan. We bring good things to life (?)

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it? Bite me (seems to be an all around good, effective slogan, so why no for GE?)

[Catfish]

Spoiler

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.
Jolt
2. What’s on the table, Mabel?
??
3. Leave the driving to us.
??
4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.
??
5. I'd rather fight than switch.
Tareyton
QOD: Think.
Pass
5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.
We bring good things to light.
5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?
??

[mrkelley23]

I wanted to do one on advertising jingles, so I could title it "Jingle All the Way", but it's hard to give jingles that don't mention the product, like, 49586033 times. I wonder why?

So, here are some familiar (to me, anyway ha!) slogans, just give the company (or product name, as the case may be).

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?

3. Leave the driving to us.

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.

5. I'd rather fight than switch.

QOD: Think.

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?

Spoiler

1. Jolt Cola?
2. Cracker Barrel (Continuing with the notion of never leaving anything blank.)
3. Greyhound Bus
4. United States Peace Corps
5. Tareyton cigarettes? Know it was cigs, but can't remember which brand.

QOD: International Business Machines

Bonus: We Bring good things to light.

BonusBonus: Imagination at work.

[LookingForHumorPoints]

I wanted to do one on advertising jingles, so I could title it "Jingle All the Way", but it's hard to give jingles that don't mention the product, like, 49586033 times. I wonder why?

So, here are some familiar (to me, anyway ha!) slogans, just give the company (or product name, as the case may be).

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.

Fukola

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

3. Leave the driving to us.

Amish Transportation Company

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.

Skippy Industries Product Testing Division

5. I'd rather fight than switch.

The National Hockey League

QOD: Think.

VH-1 Reality Programming

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.

Sorry We Cancelled "Misfits of Science" So Soon

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?

Electric Youth

[andrewjackson]

Spoiler

1. Jolt cola

2. Nope

3. Greyhound

4. Peace Corps

5. Benson & Hedges cigarettes

QOD: IBM

5 Point Bonus: We Bring Good Things to Life

5 Point Bonus Bonus: Bite Me!

[ne1410s]

Spoiler

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine. JOLT COLA

2. What’s on the table, Mabel? CLUELESS

3. Leave the driving to us. GREYHOUND BUS

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love. PEACE CORPS

5. I'd rather fight than switch. TARYTON CIGARETTES

QOD: Think.

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan. WE BRING GOOD THINGS TO LIFE

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it? IMAGINATION AT WORK

[NellyLunatic1980]

Spoiler

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.
pass

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?
pass

3. Leave the driving to us.
Greyhound

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.
Peace Corps

5. I'd rather fight than switch.
pass

QOD: Think.
IBM

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.
I can still hear those singers: "GE--we bring good things to life!"

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?
Imagination at work.

[earendel]

I wanted to do one on advertising jingles, so I could title it "Jingle All the Way", but it's hard to give jingles that don't mention the product, like, 49586033 times. I wonder why?

So, here are some familiar (to me, anyway ha!) slogans, just give the company (or product name, as the case may be).

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?

3. Leave the driving to us.

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.

5. I'd rather fight than switch.

QOD: Think.

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?

Spoiler

1. Jolt! cola (pretty nasty stuff - I have had a few cans in my day)
2. nope
3. Greyhound Bus Lines
4. the Peace Corps
5. Taryton cigarettes (my mother's preferred brand, regrettably )

QoD - IBM

5 point bonus #1 - "We bring good things to life" (I always thought they should have said "light" because of the connection with the light bulb.)
5 point bonus #2 - "Imagination at work" (GE is one of the last major industrial plants in Louisville)

[kayrharris]

Spoiler

1. Jolt
2. Are you kidding me again?
3. Greyhound
4. Never heard of this in my life - I need to get out more
5. I think it's Winston - I'm from Ky & worked at B & W ...never smoked though

QOD - should know this but I don't

Bonus - nope

[peacock2121]

Spoiler

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine. Jolt

2. What’s on the table, Mabel? Boston Market

3. Leave the driving to us. Greyhound

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love. Peace Corp

5. I'd rather fight than switch. Lucky Strike

QOD: Think. IBM

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan. We bring good things to life (forever, I thought it was we bring good things to light)

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it? crap - something about imagination - imagination at work?

[peacock2121]

wintergreen cracks me up.

[trevor_macfee]

Spoiler

1. Jolt cola

2. Palmolive

3. Greyhound

4. Army

5. Some cigarettes - Camel???

QOD: Nope

5 Point Bonus: .

5 Point Bonus Bonus:

[ToLiveIsToFly]

Spoiler

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.
JOLT COLA

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?
NO IDEA

3. Leave the driving to us.
GREYHOUND

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.
PEACE CORPS

5. I'd rather fight than switch.
I'VE HEARD THIS, BUT I DON'T THINK I EVER KNEW WHAT IT ADVERTISED. A CIGARETTE?

QOD: Think.
IBM

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.
WE BRING GOOD THINGS TO LIFE

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?
NOPE

[AnnieCamaro]

Spoiler

1. Starbuck's Espresso? (That's a guess. I don't drink coffee.)
2. Something that doesn't advertise on Animal Planet
3. Greyhound Bus Lines. (That's the company with the best name, IMO.)
4. The Peace Corps
5. Lizbit's Chewy Bones, Inc.

QOD: Think.
I'm thinking. I think a lot.

5 Point Bonus: We bring good things to life.

5 Point Bonus Bonus: Imagination at work.

[minimetoo26]

Spoiler

I wanted to do one on advertising jingles, so I could title it "Jingle All the Way", but it's hard to give jingles that don't mention the product, like, 49586033 times. I wonder why?

So, here are some familiar (to me, anyway ha!) slogans, just give the company (or product name, as the case may be).

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.

Jolt Cola?

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?

I Can't Believe it's Not Lard

3. Leave the driving to us.

Greyhound (my friend Elisha thought it meant to shut up and quit being a backseat driver. I never had the pleasure of riding in her car with her family, but I can just imagine the dynamics...)

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.

Eeeny meeny miney Navy?

5. I'd rather fight than switch.

Tareyton. Tarleton. Something like that. Cigarettes.

QOD: Think.

Yes, ma'am!

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.

We Bring Good Things to Light? Or life, but I'll stick with light...

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?

We're Not Enron

[littlebeast13]

Spoiler

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?

3. Leave the driving to us. - Greyhound

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love. - The Army?

5. I'd rather fight than switch.

QOD: Think. - IBM

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan. - We Bring Good Things To Light

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?

[tlynn78]

Spoiler

1. JOlt Cola
2. nope
3. Greyhound Bus LInes
4. Peace Corps
5. Tarryton Cigarettes (damn, I'm old)

QoD

IBM

Bonus
We bring good things to life

Bonus2
nope

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[Appa23]

I wanted to do one on advertising jingles, so I could title it "Jingle All the Way", but it's hard to give jingles that don't mention the product, like, 49586033 times. I wonder why?

So, here are some familiar (to me, anyway ha!) slogans, just give the company (or product name, as the case may be).

1. All the sugar and twice the caffeine.

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?

3. Leave the driving to us.

4. The toughest job you’ll ever love.

5. I'd rather fight than switch.

QOD: Think.

5 Point Bonus: From 1979 to 2003, this was GE’s official slogan.

5 Point Bonus Bonus: What slogan replaced it?

Spoiler

1. Jolt Cola

2. Nope

3. Greyhound

4. Peace Corps

5. Nope (it must be that cigarette compnay that had the model with the black eye)

QOD: IBM

Bonus: We bring good things to light.

Bonus Bonus: Imagination at work.

[andrewjackson]

I just noticed wintergreen and I think alike.

[KillerTomato]

Spoiler

Hey, I buy things! I might have a shot!

1. Jolt Cola. (Or maybe Fukola?)

2. Huh? I only know "Get Off the Table, Mabel, the Two Dollars is for the Beer".

3. Greyhound. Or Grayhound. Whatever.

4. The Peace Corps

5. Crap. Some cigarette. It's not Virginia Slims ("You've Come a Long Way, Baby"). Kent?

QOD: IBM (not to be confused with "Think Different," by Apple)

Bonus: "We Bring Good Things to Life"

Bonus Bonus: "We'll Bake Your Children Into Pop-Tarts" No, wait, that's Mrs. Lovett's Granddaughter's slogan.

[KillerTomato]

Spoiler

2. What’s on the table, Mabel?

I Can't Believe it's Not Lard

I demand that Miss Mini get mucho humor points for this one. Not that I'm in much of a position to demand, but it made me LOL harder than any of the others.