WWTBAM Bored

Now, the auditioning BBs auditioned their way.
The phone-game BBs punched numbers to play.
Both groups made the show, they all got the call.
You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.



But, because they auditioned, all the auditioning BBs
Would brag, “We’re the best kind of BBs on TVs.”
With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they’d snort
“We’ll have nothing to do with the phone game sort!”
And, whenever they chatted, when they were out walking,
They’d hike right on past them without even talking.



When an auditioning BB started a thread,
“No phone game BBs can reply,” they all said
You only could post if auditioned your wares
And the phone game BBs merely called from their chairs.



When the auditioning BBs had their own Bored quests
Like picnics or parties or BB fests,
They never invited a phone game peep
They left them out cold, their secret to keep.
They kept them away. Never let them come near.
And that’s how they treated them year after year.




Then ONE day, it seems while the phone game BBs
Were moping and doping and watching their TVs,
Just sitting there, dressed in their shirts of blue
A stranger logged in to a Bored they all knew

“My friends," she announced in a post clear and tame,
“My name is Southpaw McFanny McFame.
And I’ve heard of your troubles. I’ve heard all the hype.
But I can fix that, I’m the Fix-It-Up type.

I’ve come here to help you. I have what you need.
I charge nothing, of course. And I post with great speed.
And my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed!”



Then, quickly, Southpaw McFanny McFame
Posted a very spectacular game.
And she said, “I offer you Decades, the first game is here.
My friends, play each day and feel free to cheer!”

“Just log yourselves in and hop right aboard!”
So they clambered online. Then Decades roared.
The latest Bored challenge proved to be quite a test
Both phoners and auditioners gave it their best



And McFanny was right, I’m so happy to say.
That the BBs got really quite smart on that day.
The day they decided that BBs are BBs.
And no kind of BB is the best on the TV.
That day, all the BBs played Decades and thought
We want ALL our BBs to at least have a shot





Hop on Decades.
Premeiring in September.

Wonderful!

Now, how can the game possibly live up to the great promos?

That was awesome!

But is uly being blackballed now? His agent couldn't even get him a bit part this time......

lb13

That was fantastic!

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silvercamaro wrote:Wonderful!

Now, how can the game possibly live up to the great promos?

It can't. But that's never stopped anybody before, has it?




Play Decades. Coming in September....

Love, love, love the new avatar!!


kay

kayrharris wrote:Love, love, love the new avatar!!


kay

I wonder where people come up with those avatars.......?

lb13

Bravo!

Dr. Seuss wrote:We want ALL our BBs to at least have a shot

If only TPTB felt the same way...

littlebeast13 wrote:That was awesome!

But is uly being blackballed now? His agent couldn't even get him a bit part this time......

lb13

When you have Scott Boras as your agent...

Best. Promo. EVER!

Dr. Seuss (who I strongly suspect is just another name change by CowardlyNameChanger, on account of them dropping one of their Cowardly Names within the post) says:

Premeiring in September.

Normally, I wouldn't pick on mis-spelling, because I mis-spell myself occasionally. Well, I can spell the word "myself", but I have upon occasion mis-spelled other words.

But because CowardlyNameChanger, who I suspect has momentarily changed their name to "Dr. Seuss", & their cohort makes such a big fuss about some of my mis-spellings, I thought I would point one of theirs out.

If they can figure out which word up there they mis-spelled, that is.

ghostjmf wrote:Dr. Seuss (who I strongly suspect is just another name change by CowardlyNameChanger, on account of them dropping one of their Cowardly Names within the post) says:

Premeiring in September.

Normally, I wouldn't pick on mis-spelling, because I mis-spell myself occasionally. Well, I can spell the word "myself", but I have upon occasion mis-spelled other words.

But because CowardlyNameChanger, who I suspect has momentarily changed their name to "Dr. Seuss", & their cohort makes such a big fuss about some of my mis-spellings, I thought I would point one of theirs out.

If they can figure out which word up there they mis-spelled, that is.

JMJ

Can you spell obtuse?

Bravo!

And

Good to see there is someone more clueless than me about who could be behind certain MM.

ghostjmf wrote:Dr. Seuss (who I strongly suspect is just another name change by CowardlyNameChanger, on account of them dropping one of their Cowardly Names within the post) says:

Premeiring in September.

Normally, I wouldn't pick on mis-spelling, because I mis-spell myself occasionally. Well, I can spell the word "myself", but I have upon occasion mis-spelled other words.

But because CowardlyNameChanger, who I suspect has momentarily changed their name to "Dr. Seuss", & their cohort makes such a big fuss about some of my mis-spellings, I thought I would point one of theirs out.

If they can figure out which word up there they mis-spelled, that is.

You are clueless, as usual. You also misspelled variations of "misspell" 5 times. There is no hyphen in that word...

I'm gonna make up an MM called PromosFan.

They're brilliant.

Bravo! Another spectacular promo!

Estonut wrote:

ghostjmf wrote:Dr. Seuss (who I strongly suspect is just another name change by CowardlyNameChanger, on account of them dropping one of their Cowardly Names within the post) says:

Premeiring in September.

Normally, I wouldn't pick on mis-spelling, because I mis-spell myself occasionally. Well, I can spell the word "myself", but I have upon occasion mis-spelled other words.

But because CowardlyNameChanger, who I suspect has momentarily changed their name to "Dr. Seuss", & their cohort makes such a big fuss about some of my mis-spellings, I thought I would point one of theirs out.

If they can figure out which word up there they mis-spelled, that is.

You are clueless, as usual. You also misspelled variations of "misspell" 5 times. There is no hyphen in that word...

This takes clueless to a whole new level. All the clues must have been VANDALIZED.

SportsFan68 wrote:I'm gonna make up an MM called PromosFan.

They're brilliant.

Well, since ol' Nancy Drew up there already figured out I was behind all of it, I might as well benefit....

Thank you, Sprots! I will take credit all day long for such marvelousity! I'm rather creative and brilliant, aren't I?

Southpaw Fanny wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:I'm gonna make up an MM called PromosFan.

They're brilliant.

Well, since ol' Nancy Drew up there already figured out I was behind all of it, I might as well benefit....

Thank you, Sprots! I will take credit all day long for such marvelousity! I'm rather creative and brilliant, aren't I?

I wouldn't expect anything less from someone who can create such wonderful avatars......

You are to be applauded CowardlyNameChanger!!!!!

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:You are to be applauded CowardlyNameChanger!!!!!

Which one's CowardlyNameChanger, again???

Estonut wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:You are to be applauded CowardlyNameChanger!!!!!

Which one's CowardlyNameChanger, again???

You'll have to ask ghost. I sure as hell can't keep up with all these costume changes.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:You'll have to ask ghost. I sure as hell can't keep up with all these costume changes.....

HA!!11

Hey ghost!

Spoiler

Beit me!

Vandal wrote:Hey ghost!

Spoiler

Beit me!

I think vandal is a lier.