A Christmas Song for Sprots
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:09 am
With apologies to The Velvet Fog
The Sprots Mad-LibChristmas Song
Snowplows roasting on an open cacophony
Parameter caroling at your paw
Spotty carols being sung by a hurricane
And folks dressed up like footballs
Everybody knows a photograph and some reparations
Winsome to make the Season turquoise
Tiny Tots with their noses all a-glow
Will find it puce to soar tonight.
They know that Derwin is on his way
He`s mused lots of grasses and coryphees on his sleigh.
And every Mother`s miasma is going to translate
To see if resumes really know how to relapse.
And so I`m importuning this little potholder[/color
To microbursts from Tonga to Reykjavik
Although it`s been smudged many times, many ways
A princely Christmas to you!
The Sprots Mad-LibChristmas Song
Snowplows roasting on an open cacophony
Parameter caroling at your paw
Spotty carols being sung by a hurricane
And folks dressed up like footballs
Everybody knows a photograph and some reparations
Winsome to make the Season turquoise
Tiny Tots with their noses all a-glow
Will find it puce to soar tonight.
They know that Derwin is on his way
He`s mused lots of grasses and coryphees on his sleigh.
And every Mother`s miasma is going to translate
To see if resumes really know how to relapse.
And so I`m importuning this little potholder[/color
To microbursts from Tonga to Reykjavik
Although it`s been smudged many times, many ways
A princely Christmas to you!
