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Oh, Kay, while you're running around the south....
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:02 pm
by KandyKAYne
While you're gallivanting around with Skoop to see that Andrea Bocelli opera guy, I'm here at the North Pole, putting in overtime. Yes, I'm an elf. My name may make me sound more like an exotic dancer, but that's a coincidence. Really.
Anyhoo, if you like what's his face's singing, you'll probably want souvenirs. Here's a few:
http://tinyurl.com/3dru5v
That's the deluxe edition, because I care.
Here's something to read on the plane:
http://tinyurl.com/2ynx4f
Finally, because it's Christmas:
http://tinyurl.com/2ttyuz
Maybe tomorrow I'll find an avatar. Because I care.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:44 am
by ulysses5019
No need to be modest Kandy, not that I noticed any modesty when I caught your show down at the Kandy Strippers, er Stripers Ball last year.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:28 pm
by KandyKAYne
ulysses5019 wrote:No need to be modest Kandy, not that I noticed any modesty when I caught your show down at the Kandy Strippers, er Stripers Ball last year.
Oh, big boy! If I had known you liked me well enough to pilfer one of my publicity photos, I would have autographed it for you.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:30 pm
by ulysses5019
I didn't really notice anyplace you could carry a pen....
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:50 pm
by KandyKAYne
ulysses5019 wrote:I didn't really notice anyplace you could carry a pen....
As that charming Mr. Tennessee Williams said, "I have things in my pocket; I have tricks up my sleeve."
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:10 pm
by earendel
KandyKAYne wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:I didn't really notice anyplace you could carry a pen....
As that charming Mr. Tennessee Williams said, "I have things in my pocket; I have tricks up my sleeve."
But it sounds as if you had neither pocket nor sleeve. That leaves very few places, and, frankly, I don't think I'd want a pen that was kept in any of those places.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:15 pm
by ulysses5019
But it sounds as if you had neither pocket nor sleeve. That leaves very few places, and, frankly, I don't think I'd want a pen that was kept in any of those places.
...but how about a cigar?
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:18 pm
by mrkelley23
[PSM] EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/PSM]
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:42 pm
by kayrharris
Good grief, a girl leaves for a day or two and her Secret Santa thread gets hijacked. Thanks guys!!!
Is this the candy strippe...er striper you were talking about, Uly?
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:48 pm
by KandyKAYne
kayrharris wrote:Good grief, a girl leaves for a day or two and her Secret Santa thread gets hijacked. Thanks guys!!!
Is this the candy strippe...er striper you were talking about, Uly?
Kay, I'm so very sorry that you encountered the distasteful comments left by those "gentlemen." It's enough to make me take up a new line of work, I'm telling you.
I personally uphold the finest qualities of elfdom, and I know you personally uphold the finest qualities of persondom, so between us, we should be quite a team. Merry Christmas!