Keep Santa Fat
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:58 pm
That is excellent.
Three cheers: Ho, ho, ho!
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:02 pm
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:53 pm
Ugh, I read a little news blurb about that yesterday!
Some people have way too much time on their hands, & way too much desire to run others' lives. I'm referring to the food-and-health-police, NOT the petition people -- the petition people are cool!
Seeing a fat Santa isn't going to make people fat any more than seeing The Golden Compass is going to make them Atheists -- or seeing The Ten Commandments is going to make them Jewish, or seeing Hercules is going to make them ancient Greeks, or seeing Beowulf is going to make them follow the Old Norse religion. Or seeing Carrie is going to give them telekinetic powers.
Asses.
Some people have way too much time on their hands, & way too much desire to run others' lives. I'm referring to the food-and-health-police, NOT the petition people -- the petition people are cool!
Seeing a fat Santa isn't going to make people fat any more than seeing The Golden Compass is going to make them Atheists -- or seeing The Ten Commandments is going to make them Jewish, or seeing Hercules is going to make them ancient Greeks, or seeing Beowulf is going to make them follow the Old Norse religion. Or seeing Carrie is going to give them telekinetic powers.
Asses.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:56 am
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to a garage make you a car?"VAdame wrote:Ugh, I read a little news blurb about that yesterday!
Some people have way too much time on their hands, & way too much desire to run others' lives. I'm referring to the food-and-health-police, NOT the petition people -- the petition people are cool!
Seeing a fat Santa isn't going to make people fat any more than seeing The Golden Compass is going to make them Atheists -- or seeing The Ten Commandments is going to make them Jewish, or seeing Hercules is going to make them ancient Greeks, or seeing Beowulf is going to make them follow the Old Norse religion. Or seeing Carrie is going to give them telekinetic powers.
Asses.
Re: Keep Santa Fat
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:39 am
I shall quote Mrs. Claus from the Rudolph claymation special:themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Its not Xmas if he isn't XL
http://keepsantafat.com/dnn/Default.aspx?base
"Nobody likes a skinny Santa."
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:01 am
Oh yeah, keep Santa fat, and the rest of us will have to absorb the cost of his girth in our own health insurance premiums.
