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Interrogation by cookie

#1 Post by JBillyGirl » Thu May 28, 2009 9:15 am

According to an upcoming article in Time magazine, the most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative involved no torture. It did, however, involve a handful of sugar-free cookies.

http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-tort ... e-job.html

I wholeheartedly endorse this method of interrogation. And if that doesn't work, they can always try the comfy chair.

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#2 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 9:31 am

JBillyGirl wrote:According to an upcoming article in Time magazine, the most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative involved no torture. It did, however, involve a handful of sugar-free cookies.

http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-tort ... e-job.html

I wholeheartedly endorse this method of interrogation. And if that doesn't work, they can always try the comfy chair.

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And that was with sugar free cookies...imagine what could have happened if they busted out the Oreos...

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#3 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 28, 2009 9:32 am

sunflower wrote:
JBillyGirl wrote:According to an upcoming article in Time magazine, the most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative involved no torture. It did, however, involve a handful of sugar-free cookies.

http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-tort ... e-job.html

I wholeheartedly endorse this method of interrogation. And if that doesn't work, they can always try the comfy chair.

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And that was with sugar free cookies...imagine what could have happened if they busted out the Oreos...

What about those world famous Hooligan homemade chocolate chip cookies.....?

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#4 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 9:34 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
JBillyGirl wrote:According to an upcoming article in Time magazine, the most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative involved no torture. It did, however, involve a handful of sugar-free cookies.

http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-tort ... e-job.html

I wholeheartedly endorse this method of interrogation. And if that doesn't work, they can always try the comfy chair.

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And that was with sugar free cookies...imagine what could have happened if they busted out the Oreos...

What about those world famous Hooligan homemade chocolate chip cookies.....?

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I would never, ever give my cookies to a terrorist. Just a rule I have...

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#5 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 28, 2009 9:35 am

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote: And that was with sugar free cookies...imagine what could have happened if they busted out the Oreos...

What about those world famous Hooligan homemade chocolate chip cookies.....?

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I would never, ever give my cookies to a terrorist. Just a rule I have...

But you'd give your peanut butter to ES........?

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Re: Interrogation by cookie

#6 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 9:36 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
What about those world famous Hooligan homemade chocolate chip cookies.....?

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I would never, ever give my cookies to a terrorist. Just a rule I have...

But you'd give your peanut butter to ES........?

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Yes, I have special peanut butter just for ES. He can't have my Jif that is full of peanutty goodness though.

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#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 28, 2009 9:37 am

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote: I would never, ever give my cookies to a terrorist. Just a rule I have...

But you'd give your peanut butter to ES........?

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Yes, I have special peanut butter just for ES. He can't have my Jif that is full of peanutty goodness though.

OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......

I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....

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#8 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 9:39 am

littlebeast13 wrote: OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......

I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....

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Then you're probably going to be disappointed...

How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?

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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 28, 2009 9:42 am

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......

I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....

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Then you're probably going to be disappointed...

How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?

Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
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#10 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 9:43 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......

I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....

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Then you're probably going to be disappointed...

How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?

Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!

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#11 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 28, 2009 9:46 am

sunflower wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
sunflower wrote: Then you're probably going to be disappointed...

How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?

Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!
I apologize for not getting to CT sooner...
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#12 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 9:48 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!
I apologize for not getting to CT sooner...
Apology accepted...now get out here to collect your damn cookies!!

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#13 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 28, 2009 9:51 am

sunflower wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
sunflower wrote: What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!
I apologize for not getting to CT sooner...
Apology accepted...now get out here to collect your damn cookies!!
Gotta find my unicorn. Is it ok if I bring a squirrel or two.
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#14 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 10:07 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: I apologize for not getting to CT sooner...
Apology accepted...now get out here to collect your damn cookies!!
Gotta find my unicorn. Is it ok if I bring a squirrel or two.
No - not unless that's your way of saying you're bringing dinner...

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#15 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 28, 2009 10:08 am

sunflower wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
sunflower wrote: Apology accepted...now get out here to collect your damn cookies!!
Gotta find my unicorn. Is it ok if I bring a squirrel or two.
No - not unless that's your way of saying you're bringing dinner...

Do you have a good recipe for squirrel pot pie?
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#16 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 10:09 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: Gotta find my unicorn. Is it ok if I bring a squirrel or two.
No - not unless that's your way of saying you're bringing dinner...

Do you have a good recipe for squirrel pot pie?
I'll find one...

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#17 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 28, 2009 11:07 am

sunflower wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
sunflower wrote: Then you're probably going to be disappointed...

How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?

Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!

Where are the cookies for your favorite.....!?!?!?

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#18 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 28, 2009 11:09 am

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......

I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....

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Then you're probably going to be disappointed...

How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?

You may have to wait until someone goes on break....

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#19 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 11:09 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!

Where are the cookies for your favorite.....!?!?!?

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I thought we already went over this...I'm bringing Kay's cookies to her in a few weeks...

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#20 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 28, 2009 11:12 am

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote: What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!

Where are the cookies for your favorite.....!?!?!?

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I thought we already went over this...I'm bringing Kay's cookies to her in a few weeks...

After how Kiki's been treating you lately, she's still your favorite? It must be wonderful to be so mean and yet still be so well liked....

I'll be out on my doorstep waiting for my cookies to be personally delivered....

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#21 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 11:17 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote: I thought we already went over this...I'm bringing Kay's cookies to her in a few weeks...

After how Kiki's been treating you lately, she's still your favorite? It must be wonderful to be so mean and yet still be so well liked....

I'll be out on my doorstep waiting for my cookies to be personally delivered....

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Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.

You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.

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#22 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 28, 2009 11:19 am

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote: I thought we already went over this...I'm bringing Kay's cookies to her in a few weeks...

After how Kiki's been treating you lately, she's still your favorite? It must be wonderful to be so mean and yet still be so well liked....

I'll be out on my doorstep waiting for my cookies to be personally delivered....

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Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.

You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.

I don't want my cookies to get wet.....

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#23 Post by sunflower » Thu May 28, 2009 11:21 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
After how Kiki's been treating you lately, she's still your favorite? It must be wonderful to be so mean and yet still be so well liked....

I'll be out on my doorstep waiting for my cookies to be personally delivered....

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Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.

You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.

I don't want my cookies to get wet.....


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Don't worry, no cookies are going to get wet...

And after yesterday's cleaning spree, even if I wanted to make cookies, I don't have at least 50% of the necessary ingredients. Grocery shopping is on today's agenda.

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#24 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 28, 2009 11:23 am

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote: Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.

You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.

I don't want my cookies to get wet.....


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Don't worry, no cookies are going to get wet...

And after yesterday's cleaning spree, even if I wanted to make cookies, I don't have at least 50% of the necessary ingredients. Grocery shopping is on today's agenda.

Yep, mine too. My Pepsi is lonely in the icebox....

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#25 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 28, 2009 11:26 am

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote: Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.

You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.

I don't want my cookies to get wet.....


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Don't worry, no cookies are going to get wet...

And after yesterday's cleaning spree, even if I wanted to make cookies, I don't have at least 50% of the necessary ingredients. Grocery shopping is on today's agenda.

Don't forget the Chips Ahoy.
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