Interrogation by cookie
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Interrogation by cookie
According to an upcoming article in Time magazine, the most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative involved no torture. It did, however, involve a handful of sugar-free cookies.
http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-tort ... e-job.html
I wholeheartedly endorse this method of interrogation. And if that doesn't work, they can always try the comfy chair.
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http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-tort ... e-job.html
I wholeheartedly endorse this method of interrogation. And if that doesn't work, they can always try the comfy chair.
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Re: Interrogation by cookie
And that was with sugar free cookies...imagine what could have happened if they busted out the Oreos...JBillyGirl wrote:According to an upcoming article in Time magazine, the most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative involved no torture. It did, however, involve a handful of sugar-free cookies.
http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-tort ... e-job.html
I wholeheartedly endorse this method of interrogation. And if that doesn't work, they can always try the comfy chair.
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Re: Interrogation by cookie
sunflower wrote:And that was with sugar free cookies...imagine what could have happened if they busted out the Oreos...JBillyGirl wrote:According to an upcoming article in Time magazine, the most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative involved no torture. It did, however, involve a handful of sugar-free cookies.
http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-tort ... e-job.html
I wholeheartedly endorse this method of interrogation. And if that doesn't work, they can always try the comfy chair.
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What about those world famous Hooligan homemade chocolate chip cookies.....?
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Re: Interrogation by cookie
I would never, ever give my cookies to a terrorist. Just a rule I have...littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote:And that was with sugar free cookies...imagine what could have happened if they busted out the Oreos...JBillyGirl wrote:According to an upcoming article in Time magazine, the most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative involved no torture. It did, however, involve a handful of sugar-free cookies.
http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-tort ... e-job.html
I wholeheartedly endorse this method of interrogation. And if that doesn't work, they can always try the comfy chair.
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What about those world famous Hooligan homemade chocolate chip cookies.....?
lb13
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sunflower wrote:I would never, ever give my cookies to a terrorist. Just a rule I have...littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote: And that was with sugar free cookies...imagine what could have happened if they busted out the Oreos...
What about those world famous Hooligan homemade chocolate chip cookies.....?
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But you'd give your peanut butter to ES........?
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Re: Interrogation by cookie
Yes, I have special peanut butter just for ES. He can't have my Jif that is full of peanutty goodness though.littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote:I would never, ever give my cookies to a terrorist. Just a rule I have...littlebeast13 wrote:
What about those world famous Hooligan homemade chocolate chip cookies.....?
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But you'd give your peanut butter to ES........?
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sunflower wrote:Yes, I have special peanut butter just for ES. He can't have my Jif that is full of peanutty goodness though.littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote: I would never, ever give my cookies to a terrorist. Just a rule I have...
But you'd give your peanut butter to ES........?
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OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......
I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....
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Then you're probably going to be disappointed...littlebeast13 wrote: OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......
I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....
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How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?
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Re: Interrogation by cookie
sunflower wrote:Then you're probably going to be disappointed...littlebeast13 wrote: OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......
I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....
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How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?
Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
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What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!ulysses5019 wrote:sunflower wrote:Then you're probably going to be disappointed...littlebeast13 wrote: OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......
I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....
lb13
How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?
Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
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I apologize for not getting to CT sooner...sunflower wrote:What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!ulysses5019 wrote:sunflower wrote: Then you're probably going to be disappointed...
How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?
Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
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Apology accepted...now get out here to collect your damn cookies!!ulysses5019 wrote:I apologize for not getting to CT sooner...sunflower wrote:What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!ulysses5019 wrote:
Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
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Gotta find my unicorn. Is it ok if I bring a squirrel or two.sunflower wrote:Apology accepted...now get out here to collect your damn cookies!!ulysses5019 wrote:I apologize for not getting to CT sooner...sunflower wrote: What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!
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No - not unless that's your way of saying you're bringing dinner...ulysses5019 wrote:Gotta find my unicorn. Is it ok if I bring a squirrel or two.sunflower wrote:Apology accepted...now get out here to collect your damn cookies!!ulysses5019 wrote: I apologize for not getting to CT sooner...
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sunflower wrote:No - not unless that's your way of saying you're bringing dinner...ulysses5019 wrote:Gotta find my unicorn. Is it ok if I bring a squirrel or two.sunflower wrote: Apology accepted...now get out here to collect your damn cookies!!
Do you have a good recipe for squirrel pot pie?
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I'll find one...ulysses5019 wrote:sunflower wrote:No - not unless that's your way of saying you're bringing dinner...ulysses5019 wrote: Gotta find my unicorn. Is it ok if I bring a squirrel or two.
Do you have a good recipe for squirrel pot pie?
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sunflower wrote:What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!ulysses5019 wrote:sunflower wrote: Then you're probably going to be disappointed...
How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?
Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
Where are the cookies for your favorite.....!?!?!?
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sunflower wrote:Then you're probably going to be disappointed...littlebeast13 wrote: OK, this is all making me hungry and it's time for lunch......
I'll expect my apology to be posted by the time I get back....
lb13
How about this, after I get the apology I'm waiting for (not from you), then I'll apologize to you...fair enough, right?
You may have to wait until someone goes on break....
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I thought we already went over this...I'm bringing Kay's cookies to her in a few weeks...littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote:What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!ulysses5019 wrote:
Ok. I apologize. Where's my cookie?
Where are the cookies for your favorite.....!?!?!?
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sunflower wrote:I thought we already went over this...I'm bringing Kay's cookies to her in a few weeks...littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote: What do you have to apologize for? Next time you're in CT, call me...I'll make you a whole batch of cookies!!
Where are the cookies for your favorite.....!?!?!?
lb13
After how Kiki's been treating you lately, she's still your favorite? It must be wonderful to be so mean and yet still be so well liked....
I'll be out on my doorstep waiting for my cookies to be personally delivered....
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Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote: I thought we already went over this...I'm bringing Kay's cookies to her in a few weeks...
After how Kiki's been treating you lately, she's still your favorite? It must be wonderful to be so mean and yet still be so well liked....
I'll be out on my doorstep waiting for my cookies to be personally delivered....
lb13
You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.
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sunflower wrote:Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote: I thought we already went over this...I'm bringing Kay's cookies to her in a few weeks...
After how Kiki's been treating you lately, she's still your favorite? It must be wonderful to be so mean and yet still be so well liked....
I'll be out on my doorstep waiting for my cookies to be personally delivered....
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You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.
I don't want my cookies to get wet.....
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Don't worry, no cookies are going to get wet...littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote:Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.littlebeast13 wrote:
After how Kiki's been treating you lately, she's still your favorite? It must be wonderful to be so mean and yet still be so well liked....
I'll be out on my doorstep waiting for my cookies to be personally delivered....
lb13
You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.
I don't want my cookies to get wet.....
lb13
And after yesterday's cleaning spree, even if I wanted to make cookies, I don't have at least 50% of the necessary ingredients. Grocery shopping is on today's agenda.
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sunflower wrote:Don't worry, no cookies are going to get wet...littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote: Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.
You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.
I don't want my cookies to get wet.....
lb13
And after yesterday's cleaning spree, even if I wanted to make cookies, I don't have at least 50% of the necessary ingredients. Grocery shopping is on today's agenda.
Yep, mine too. My Pepsi is lonely in the icebox....
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Re: Interrogation by cookie
sunflower wrote:Don't worry, no cookies are going to get wet...littlebeast13 wrote:sunflower wrote: Kay isn't mean, she's tired. I can sympathize.
You should go inside, especially if it starts raining.
I don't want my cookies to get wet.....
lb13
And after yesterday's cleaning spree, even if I wanted to make cookies, I don't have at least 50% of the necessary ingredients. Grocery shopping is on today's agenda.
Don't forget the Chips Ahoy.
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