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I love my new backyard....


Hello squirrel!


Go ahead, you know you're hungry....


Yummy!


He is plotting what to do about the bad things Hooligan says about him as he nibbles his corn...


Here comes another one....


Damn, where did that handsome little fellow go? This was going to be free dinner #2!


Other wildlife to satisfy the birdlovers out there....



lb13

The squirrels were clearly hesitant, wondering if that was like the "special" corn they heard about in CT...or if it was actually safe to eat.....

sunflower wrote:The squirrels were clearly hesitant, wondering if that was like the "special" corn they heard about in CT...or if it was actually safe to eat.....

You are probably a card carrying member of the National Squirrel Appreciation Society..... you are not fooling either me or ES.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:I love my new backyard....

Do you really have a new backyard? Or just a new squirrel feeder?

Your backyard looks greener than I imagined...with fewer silver flakes over everything.

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote:The squirrels were clearly hesitant, wondering if that was like the "special" corn they heard about in CT...or if it was actually safe to eat.....

You are probably a card carrying member of the National Squirrel Appreciation Society..... you are not fooling either me or ES.....

lb13

I have something I'd like to show the squirrels, but it's not a membership card....

sunflower wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote:The squirrels were clearly hesitant, wondering if that was like the "special" corn they heard about in CT...or if it was actually safe to eat.....

You are probably a card carrying member of the National Squirrel Appreciation Society..... you are not fooling either me or ES.....

lb13

I have something I'd like to show the squirrels, but it's not a membership card....

Are you allowed to show it on the bored?

ulysses5019 wrote:

sunflower wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
You are probably a card carrying member of the National Squirrel Appreciation Society..... you are not fooling either me or ES.....

lb13

I have something I'd like to show the squirrels, but it's not a membership card....

Are you allowed to show it on the bored?

I guess, but it's really only for lb's eyes....

Spoiler

Please note the fact that it is a humane trap, I'm not a total jerk. I just couldn't post some of the other pictures I found...

Too funny, lb. That's the same squirrel feeder I have in my tree. Except I have a big honking nail holding it on.

Dear Mr. 13:

We at the National Squirrel Appreciation Society wish to take this moment to aknowlege your efforts on behalf of our arboreal friends. Please keep up the good work.

Your friends

NSAS

NSAS wrote:Dear Mr. 13:

We at the National Squirrel Appreciation Society wish to take this moment to aknowlege your efforts on behalf of our arboreal friends. Please keep up the good work.

Your friends

NSAS

What are you going to do about hooligan's surprise?

ulysses5019 wrote:

NSAS wrote:Dear Mr. 13:

We at the National Squirrel Appreciation Society wish to take this moment to aknowlege your efforts on behalf of our arboreal friends. Please keep up the good work.

Your friends

NSAS

What are you going to do about hooligan's surprise?

Dear General,

Based on prior experience the NSAS has a policy of not confronting anyone named Hooligan when they are using "humane" relocation devices. The past has shown us that when deprived of such devices such persons tend to return armed to the teeth and its not squirrels they come looking for. Thanks for your concern.

Your friends

NSAS

NSAS wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

NSAS wrote:Dear Mr. 13:

We at the National Squirrel Appreciation Society wish to take this moment to aknowlege your efforts on behalf of our arboreal friends. Please keep up the good work.

Your friends

NSAS

What are you going to do about hooligan's surprise?

Dear General,

Based on prior experience the NSAS has a policy of not confronting anyone named Hooligan when they are using "humane" relocation devices. The past has shown us that when deprived of such devices such persons tend to return armed to the teeth and its not squirrels they come looking for. Thanks for your concern.

Your friends

NSAS

But is it humane to the poor squirrel who is out foraging for winter food to be uprooted and taken to gitmo or some other facility while his poor family waits in vain for the acorn provider who never returns?

ulysses5019 wrote:

NSAS wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:
What are you going to do about hooligan's surprise?

Dear General,

Based on prior experience the NSAS has a policy of not confronting anyone named Hooligan when they are using "humane" relocation devices. The past has shown us that when deprived of such devices such persons tend to return armed to the teeth and its not squirrels they come looking for. Thanks for your concern.

Your friends

NSAS

But is it humane to the poor squirrel who is out foraging for winter food to be uprooted and taken to gitmo or some other facility while his poor family waits in vain for the acorn provider who never returns?

Dear General;

We of the NSAS wish to thank you for volunteering to be our Special Deputy in Charge of Anti-Hooliganism. As SDICAH, you will be given a badge and complete discretion on how to proceed in stamping this blight on the lives of our fuzzy friend. All of us wish you the best of luck with your campaign. Our lawyers require us to notify you that a SDICAH does not qualify for the NSAS health plan. Best of luck to you.

Your friends,

NSAS

sunflower wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

sunflower wrote: I have something I'd like to show the squirrels, but it's not a membership card....

Are you allowed to show it on the bored?

I guess, but it's really only for lb's eyes....

Spoiler

Please note the fact that it is a humane trap, I'm not a total jerk. I just couldn't post some of the other pictures I found...

That's nothing compared to the humane trap I have to catch hooligans......

lb13

NSAS wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

NSAS wrote: Dear General,

Based on prior experience the NSAS has a policy of not confronting anyone named Hooligan when they are using "humane" relocation devices. The past has shown us that when deprived of such devices such persons tend to return armed to the teeth and its not squirrels they come looking for. Thanks for your concern.

Your friends

NSAS

But is it humane to the poor squirrel who is out foraging for winter food to be uprooted and taken to gitmo or some other facility while his poor family waits in vain for the acorn provider who never returns?

Dear General;

We of the NSAS wish to thank you for volunteering to be our Special Deputy in Charge of Anti-Hooliganism. As SDICAH, you will be given a badge and complete discretion on how to proceed in stamping this blight on the lives of our fuzzy friend. All of us wish you the best of luck with your campaign. Our lawyers require us to notify you that a SDICAH does not qualify for the NSAS health plan. Best of luck to you.

Your friends,

NSAS

Is there a 401k? Do I get a company car? Is there the possibility of my own reality show? Hooligan Hunter. I like the sound of that.

ulysses5019 wrote:

NSAS wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:
But is it humane to the poor squirrel who is out foraging for winter food to be uprooted and taken to gitmo or some other facility while his poor family waits in vain for the acorn provider who never returns?

Dear General;

We of the NSAS wish to thank you for volunteering to be our Special Deputy in Charge of Anti-Hooliganism. As SDICAH, you will be given a badge and complete discretion on how to proceed in stamping this blight on the lives of our fuzzy friend. All of us wish you the best of luck with your campaign. Our lawyers require us to notify you that a SDICAH does not qualify for the NSAS health plan. Best of luck to you.

Your friends,

NSAS

Is there a 401k? Do I get a company car? Is there the possibility of my own reality show? Hooligan Hunter. I like the sound of that.

Dear General,

You win

Love,

NSAS

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote: Are you allowed to show it on the bored?

I guess, but it's really only for lb's eyes....

Spoiler

Please note the fact that it is a humane trap, I'm not a total jerk. I just couldn't post some of the other pictures I found...

That's nothing compared to the humane trap I have to catch hooligans......

lb13

Really? Why don't you tell me about it....

sunflower wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote: I guess, but it's really only for lb's eyes....

Spoiler

Please note the fact that it is a humane trap, I'm not a total jerk. I just couldn't post some of the other pictures I found...

That's nothing compared to the humane trap I have to catch hooligans......

lb13

Really? Why don't you tell me about it....

Now why would I want to do that until you got a nice inside view of it.......?

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
That's nothing compared to the humane trap I have to catch hooligans......

lb13

Really? Why don't you tell me about it....

Now why would I want to do that until you got a nice inside view of it.......?

lb13

Hooligans are like unicorns...they can't be caught...

sunflower wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote: Really? Why don't you tell me about it....

Now why would I want to do that until you got a nice inside view of it.......?

lb13

Hooligans are like unicorns...they can't be caught...

Would you like to see my stable of unicorns?

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Now why would I want to do that until you got a nice inside view of it.......?

lb13

Hooligans are like unicorns...they can't be caught...

Would you like to see my stable of unicorns?

lb13

No silly, that's a trick to try to catch me...you're really going to have to do better than that...

sunflower wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote: Hooligans are like unicorns...they can't be caught...

Would you like to see my stable of unicorns?

lb13

No silly, that's a trick to try to catch me...you're really going to have to do better than that...

Sigh, well I tried.....Oh look! A $10 BB&B coupon on the ground there!!!!!!!

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:Sigh, well I tried.....Oh look! A $10 BB&B coupon on the ground there!!!!!!!

lb13

Where?!?!?!

Wait....BB&B doesn't have $10 coupons...sounds like a Nigerian lottery type scam...

Whew...you almost tricked me....

sunflower wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:Sigh, well I tried.....Oh look! A $10 BB&B coupon on the ground there!!!!!!!

lb13

Where?!?!?!

Wait....BB&B doesn't have $10 coupons...sounds like a Nigerian lottery type scam...

Whew...you almost tricked me....

I'm going to have to get a few pointers from Estonut's school of evil geniusery.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Would you like to see my stable of unicorns?

lb13

No silly, that's a trick to try to catch me...you're really going to have to do better than that...

Sigh, well I tried.....Oh look! A $10 BB&B coupon on the ground there!!!!!!!

lb13

Where?