My chat with Jesus

[jsuchard]

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"


And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."


I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."


And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".


I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, " what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"


He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."

[peacock2121]

too funny

I read the header and said "Yeah, I talked to Silvie's son the other day too - big deal."

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"


And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."


I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."


And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".


I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, " what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"


He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."

Jeff, for the last time, his name is Jose.

[cindy.wellman]

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"


And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."


I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."


And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".


I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, " what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"


He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."

Jeff, for the last time, his name is Jose.

I try to not be too gullible, but I really thought through most of the above dialog that Mr PSM was having a one on one with Jesus. Of course, then I thought "Wow. that PSM family is so well rounded"!

OK, so the fact that it was a joke, was ok, because the PSM family does seem so well rounded, and balanced.

Cindy, who is far from balanced.