Vince the ShamWow guy arrested!

[ToLiveIsToFly]

http://consumerist.com/5187757/shamwow- ... prostitute

[ulysses5019]

http://consumerist.com/5187757/shamwow- ... prostitute

Maybe she was trying out the Slap Chop tongue chopper.

[ulysses5019]

And for those interested in Vince Schlomi and the Shamwow:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamwow

[kayrharris]

He has a page on IMDB......doesn't take make him legitimate? His resume' is well....interesting...
to say the least.

Note the mention of Billy Mays on the Wiki Page. Wonder if Billy made this entry and is trying
to smear poor ole Vince?!?!?

[NellyLunatic1980]

http://consumerist.com/5187757/shamwow- ... prostitute

Maybe she was trying out the Slap Chop tongue chopper.

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

[clem21]

http://consumerist.com/5187757/shamwow- ... prostitute

This story may have the best lede I've ever seen.

[Sisyphean Fan]

I was in Costco yesterday morning and noted that they now have Shamwow!s for sale.

I was sorely tempted, even though my brother has tried them and said they're just a big square of felt, but I didn't want to pay $27.99 plus tax for the privilege of discovering that for myself.

[sunflower]

I was in Costco yesterday morning and noted that they now have Shamwow!s for sale.

I was sorely tempted, even though my brother has tried them and said they're just a big square of felt, but I didn't want to pay $27.99 plus tax for the privilege of discovering that for myself.

I've bought different variations of the same product at the Big E...I actually have to keep myself away from the exhibition hall now, I always get enticed when they can mop up a whole bottle of soda with it.

[Sisyphean Fan]

I was in Costco yesterday morning and noted that they now have Shamwow!s for sale.

I was sorely tempted, even though my brother has tried them and said they're just a big square of felt, but I didn't want to pay $27.99 plus tax for the privilege of discovering that for myself.

I've bought different variations of the same product at the Big E...I actually have to keep myself away from the exhibition hall now, I always get enticed when they can mop up a whole bottle of soda with it.

I never have occasion to mop up a whole bottle of soda, so that helps with my resolve.

But if I ever see a Slap Chop (w/Graty!) lying about, I won't be responsible for my actions.....

[sunflower]

I was in Costco yesterday morning and noted that they now have Shamwow!s for sale.

I was sorely tempted, even though my brother has tried them and said they're just a big square of felt, but I didn't want to pay $27.99 plus tax for the privilege of discovering that for myself.

I've bought different variations of the same product at the Big E...I actually have to keep myself away from the exhibition hall now, I always get enticed when they can mop up a whole bottle of soda with it.

I never have occasion to mop up a whole bottle of soda, so that helps with my resolve.

But if I ever see a Slap Chop (w/Graty!) lying about, I won't be responsible for my actions.....

I have to say, I had never even heard of the slap chop until I read that Wikipedia thing on Vince...what the french is it??

[christie1111]

I've bought different variations of the same product at the Big E...I actually have to keep myself away from the exhibition hall now, I always get enticed when they can mop up a whole bottle of soda with it.

I never have occasion to mop up a whole bottle of soda, so that helps with my resolve.

But if I ever see a Slap Chop (w/Graty!) lying about, I won't be responsible for my actions.....

I have to say, I had never even heard of the slap chop until I read that Wikipedia thing on Vince...what the french is it??

Much better Hooligan!

[ulysses5019]

I've bought different variations of the same product at the Big E...I actually have to keep myself away from the exhibition hall now, I always get enticed when they can mop up a whole bottle of soda with it.

I never have occasion to mop up a whole bottle of soda, so that helps with my resolve.

But if I ever see a Slap Chop (w/Graty!) lying about, I won't be responsible for my actions.....

I have to say, I had never even heard of the slap chop until I read that Wikipedia thing on Vince...what the french is it??

https://www.slapchop.com/ver3/index.asp

[sunflower]

I never have occasion to mop up a whole bottle of soda, so that helps with my resolve.

But if I ever see a Slap Chop (w/Graty!) lying about, I won't be responsible for my actions.....

I have to say, I had never even heard of the slap chop until I read that Wikipedia thing on Vince...what the french is it??

https://www.slapchop.com/ver3/index.asp

Ahhh...that looks like the Kitchen Aid chopper I've had for 5 years. I never use it! I never use any of those gadgets, because when it comes to cleanup, a knife is still a lot easier.

[christie1111]

I never have occasion to mop up a whole bottle of soda, so that helps with my resolve.

But if I ever see a Slap Chop (w/Graty!) lying about, I won't be responsible for my actions.....

I have to say, I had never even heard of the slap chop until I read that Wikipedia thing on Vince...what the french is it??

https://www.slapchop.com/ver3/index.asp

Found it!

[British Lap Dancing Assn]

Hey Vince, If you had just visited one of our certified establishments this would have never happened.

Yours truly

BLDA

[ulysses5019]

Hey Vince, If you had just visited one of our certified establishments this would have never happened.

Yours truly

BLDA

Hmmmm. That avatar looks familiar.

[British Lap Dancing Assn]

Hey Vince, If you had just visited one of our certified establishments this would have never happened.

Yours truly

BLDA

Hmmmm. That avatar looks familiar.

Don't you remember taking me to the Prom?

[ulysses5019]

Hey Vince, If you had just visited one of our certified establishments this would have never happened.

Yours truly

BLDA

Hmmmm. That avatar looks familiar.

Don't you remember taking me to the Prom?

Did you have bigger hair then?

[NellyLunatic1980]

I never have occasion to mop up a whole bottle of soda, so that helps with my resolve.

But if I ever see a Slap Chop (w/Graty!) lying about, I won't be responsible for my actions.....

I have to say, I had never even heard of the slap chop until I read that Wikipedia thing on Vince...what the french is it??

https://www.slapchop.com/ver3/index.asp

Slap your troubles away!

Yeah, fat lot of good that did Vince.

[ghostjmf]

So screaming at women to get them to have sex with him doesn't work, huh? He has to pay someone he then punches.

[kayrharris]

He paid $1000 for sex with that girl??? In twenties?!?!?!?


She has the tattoo "Lucky" on her lower abdomen.....guess she wasn't so lucky
this time.

[frogman042]

I'm surprised that his sure-fire pick-up line failed him:

'Hey Babe, with me and my ShamWow, you wont have to sleep on the wet spot!'

[sunflower]

I'm surprised that his sure-fire pick-up line failed him:

'Hey Babe, with me and my ShamWow, you wont have to sleep on the wet spot!'

Ewwwwwwwwwww

That and the freaky tattooed cat avatar are just about enough to make me call it an early night!

[rayxtwo]

You mean I posted something before anyone else this time????

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15838&p=175717#p175717


Ray