More New Math
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:24 pm
http://www.morenewmath.com
Apparently a new one every week.
My favorites:
INSOMNIA = 1:51 AM + ETERNITY + 1:52 AM + ETERNITY + 1:53 AM + ETERNITY
UNIQUENESS = UNIQUENESS
BRUNCH = BREAKFAST + LUNCH + CANTALOUPE
GRANDMA = WISDOM / BATTINESS
JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL = JAIL + PUBERTY
TRICK OR TREAT = EXTORTION + OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE?
CAMPING = WHAT'S THAT SOUND + DO YOU THINK IT'S A BEAR? + THERE'S A ROCK IN THE SMALL OF MY BACK + THAT DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE A BEAR + HOW'D YOU SLEEP? + NEVER BETTER
CAR ALARM = THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF + AMPLIFICATION
MODERN ART = I COULD DO THAT + YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T
LIFE INSURANCE = GOD FORBID + JACKPOT!
Apparently a new one every week.
My favorites:
INSOMNIA = 1:51 AM + ETERNITY + 1:52 AM + ETERNITY + 1:53 AM + ETERNITY
UNIQUENESS = UNIQUENESS
BRUNCH = BREAKFAST + LUNCH + CANTALOUPE
GRANDMA = WISDOM / BATTINESS
JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL = JAIL + PUBERTY
TRICK OR TREAT = EXTORTION + OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE?
CAMPING = WHAT'S THAT SOUND + DO YOU THINK IT'S A BEAR? + THERE'S A ROCK IN THE SMALL OF MY BACK + THAT DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE A BEAR + HOW'D YOU SLEEP? + NEVER BETTER
CAR ALARM = THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF + AMPLIFICATION
MODERN ART = I COULD DO THAT + YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T
LIFE INSURANCE = GOD FORBID + JACKPOT!