Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:26 am
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Do the Germans make Zorbeez?themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Shamwow vs. Zorbeez
I think this is more of a religious question, as in Why if there is a just and omniscient God, does Blueberry Beer exist?silvercamaro wrote:I love science.
Where does one buy blueberry beer?
Here's one brand:silvercamaro wrote:I love science.
Where does one buy blueberry beer?
Billy Mays wrote:IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!
I'LL MOP UP WHATEVER SPILLS MY ZORBEEZ® LEAVE BEHIND WITH HIS HEAD!!!!
DO NOT MESS WITH THE ULTIMATE PITCHMAN....
BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!
Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:Billy Mays wrote:IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!
I'LL MOP UP WHATEVER SPILLS MY ZORBEEZ® LEAVE BEHIND WITH HIS HEAD!!!!
DO NOT MESS WITH THE ULTIMATE PITCHMAN....
BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!
Your lame Zorbeez couldn't absorb the flopsweat from your brow, you loudmouth loser.......
I'll top it with your nuts after I run them through my slapchop, Chubby.........Billy Mays wrote:Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:Billy Mays wrote:IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!
I'LL MOP UP WHATEVER SPILLS MY ZORBEEZ® LEAVE BEHIND WITH HIS HEAD!!!!
DO NOT MESS WITH THE ULTIMATE PITCHMAN....
BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!
Your lame Zorbeez couldn't absorb the flopsweat from your brow, you loudmouth loser.......
I'LL BREAK YOUR SKINNY ASS IN TWO, THEN HANG YOUR HEAD UP ON ONE OF THESE AMAZING HERCULES HOOKS®! TRY TO TOP THAT, DRIVE THRU BOY!
Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:I'll top it with your nuts after I run them through my slapchop, Chubby.........Billy Mays wrote:Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:
Your lame Zorbeez couldn't absorb the flopsweat from your brow, you loudmouth loser.......
I'LL BREAK YOUR SKINNY ASS IN TWO, THEN HANG YOUR HEAD UP ON ONE OF THESE AMAZING HERCULES HOOKS®! TRY TO TOP THAT, DRIVE THRU BOY!
littlebeast13 wrote:Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:I'll top it with your nuts after I run them through my slapchop, Chubby.........Billy Mays wrote:
I'LL BREAK YOUR SKINNY ASS IN TWO, THEN HANG YOUR HEAD UP ON ONE OF THESE AMAZING HERCULES HOOKS®! TRY TO TOP THAT, DRIVE THRU BOY!
Vince, you may have a better product than Billy, but at least he knows how to spell.
How exactly have you been pwning Billy Mays.....?![]()
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minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote: I'll top it with your nuts after I run them through my slapchop, Chubby.........
Vince, you may have a better product than Billy, but at least he knows how to spell.
How exactly have you been pwning Billy Mays.....?![]()
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By having a better product and less annoying delivery?
Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore.........![]()
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littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
Vince, you may have a better product than Billy, but at least he knows how to spell.
How exactly have you been pwning Billy Mays.....?![]()
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lb13
By having a better product and less annoying delivery?
Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore.........![]()
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Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....
lb13
minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
By having a better product and less annoying delivery?
Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore.........![]()
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Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....
lb13
I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............
Eyegor must be very proud that one of his students has had such an effect on modern culture, then!minimetoo26 wrote: I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............
TPTB are stonewalling on that one.littlebeast13 wrote:So why has taping my watch not entered the vernacular yet......?
Billy might be able to spell, but apparently he enjoys splitting verb phrases in his free time. As annoying as I find the overly precious and self-aware "pwn", I've been an enemy of the split verb phrase since long before the first geeky little gamer grabbed a joystick.littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
Vince, you may have a better product than Billy, but at least he knows how to spell.
How exactly have you been pwning Billy Mays.....?![]()
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lb13
By having a better product and less annoying delivery?
Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore.........![]()
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Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....
lb13
At the risk of bringing some pedantry to this discussion, I'll say that you're correct. I'm not sure of its exact origin but it seems to be popular in MMORPGs like Runequest and World of Warcraft, and is used when one player dominates another in arena combat or manages to pull off a successful raid. It's a lot like "teh" in that it's passed into "geek speak" and from there into the general discourse.minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
By having a better product and less annoying delivery?
Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore.........![]()
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Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....
lb13
I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............
w00t!earendel wrote:At the risk of bringing some pedantry to this discussion, I'll say that you're correct. I'm not sure of its exact origin but it seems to be popular in MMORPGs like Runequest and World of Warcraft, and is used when one player dominates another in arena combat or manages to pull off a successful raid. It's a lot like "teh" in that it's passed into "geek speak" and from there into the general discourse.minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....
lb13
I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............
minimetoo26 wrote:w00t!earendel wrote:At the risk of bringing some pedantry to this discussion, I'll say that you're correct. I'm not sure of its exact origin but it seems to be popular in MMORPGs like Runequest and World of Warcraft, and is used when one player dominates another in arena combat or manages to pull off a successful raid. It's a lot like "teh" in that it's passed into "geek speak" and from there into the general discourse.minimetoo26 wrote:
I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............
I'm still waiting for them to move up to "qwn", then "rwn, swn, twn", etc etc etc.........
Don't get me started.ulysses5019 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:w00t!earendel wrote: At the risk of bringing some pedantry to this discussion, I'll say that you're correct. I'm not sure of its exact origin but it seems to be popular in MMORPGs like Runequest and World of Warcraft, and is used when one player dominates another in arena combat or manages to pull off a successful raid. It's a lot like "teh" in that it's passed into "geek speak" and from there into the general discourse.
I'm still waiting for them to move up to "qwn", then "rwn, swn, twn", etc etc etc.........
I thought those were new Scrabble words.