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Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:26 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:29 am
by NellyLunatic1980
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Shamwow vs. Zorbeez
Do the Germans make Zorbeez?

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:30 am
by Billy Mays
IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!

I'LL MOP UP WHATEVER SPILLS MY ZORBEEZ® LEAVE BEHIND WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

DO NOT MESS WITH THE ULTIMATE PITCHMAN....


BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:31 am
by silvercamaro
I love science.

Where does one buy blueberry beer?

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:39 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
silvercamaro wrote:I love science.

Where does one buy blueberry beer?
I think this is more of a religious question, as in Why if there is a just and omniscient God, does Blueberry Beer exist?

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:39 am
by MarleysGh0st
silvercamaro wrote:I love science.

Where does one buy blueberry beer?
Here's one brand:

http://www.wachusettbrew.com/beers_blueberry.htm

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:02 am
by Vince the Shamwow Guy
Billy Mays wrote:IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!

I'LL MOP UP WHATEVER SPILLS MY ZORBEEZ® LEAVE BEHIND WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

DO NOT MESS WITH THE ULTIMATE PITCHMAN....


BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!

Your lame Zorbeez couldn't absorb the flopsweat from your brow, you loudmouth loser.......

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:08 am
by Billy Mays
Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!

I'LL MOP UP WHATEVER SPILLS MY ZORBEEZ® LEAVE BEHIND WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

DO NOT MESS WITH THE ULTIMATE PITCHMAN....


BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!

Your lame Zorbeez couldn't absorb the flopsweat from your brow, you loudmouth loser.......

I'LL BREAK YOUR SKINNY ASS IN TWO, THEN HANG YOUR HEAD UP ON ONE OF THESE AMAZING HERCULES HOOKS®! TRY TO TOP THAT, DRIVE THRU BOY!

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:09 am
by Vince the Shamwow Guy
Billy Mays wrote:
Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:IT'S ASS KICKING TIME!!!!

I'LL MOP UP WHATEVER SPILLS MY ZORBEEZ® LEAVE BEHIND WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

DO NOT MESS WITH THE ULTIMATE PITCHMAN....


BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!

Your lame Zorbeez couldn't absorb the flopsweat from your brow, you loudmouth loser.......

I'LL BREAK YOUR SKINNY ASS IN TWO, THEN HANG YOUR HEAD UP ON ONE OF THESE AMAZING HERCULES HOOKS®! TRY TO TOP THAT, DRIVE THRU BOY!
I'll top it with your nuts after I run them through my slapchop, Chubby.........

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:16 am
by littlebeast13
Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:
Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:
Your lame Zorbeez couldn't absorb the flopsweat from your brow, you loudmouth loser.......

I'LL BREAK YOUR SKINNY ASS IN TWO, THEN HANG YOUR HEAD UP ON ONE OF THESE AMAZING HERCULES HOOKS®! TRY TO TOP THAT, DRIVE THRU BOY!
I'll top it with your nuts after I run them through my slapchop, Chubby.........

Vince, you may have a better product than Billy, but at least he knows how to spell.

How exactly have you been pwning Billy Mays.....? :P :P :P

lb13

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:19 am
by minimetoo26
littlebeast13 wrote:
Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:
I'LL BREAK YOUR SKINNY ASS IN TWO, THEN HANG YOUR HEAD UP ON ONE OF THESE AMAZING HERCULES HOOKS®! TRY TO TOP THAT, DRIVE THRU BOY!
I'll top it with your nuts after I run them through my slapchop, Chubby.........

Vince, you may have a better product than Billy, but at least he knows how to spell.

How exactly have you been pwning Billy Mays.....? :P :P :P

lb13

By having a better product and less annoying delivery?

Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore......... :P :P :P :P

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:25 am
by littlebeast13
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote: I'll top it with your nuts after I run them through my slapchop, Chubby.........

Vince, you may have a better product than Billy, but at least he knows how to spell.

How exactly have you been pwning Billy Mays.....? :P :P :P

lb13

By having a better product and less annoying delivery?

Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore......... :P :P :P :P

Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....

lb13

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:27 am
by minimetoo26
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Vince, you may have a better product than Billy, but at least he knows how to spell.

How exactly have you been pwning Billy Mays.....? :P :P :P

lb13

By having a better product and less annoying delivery?

Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore......... :P :P :P :P

Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....

lb13

I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:29 am
by littlebeast13
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
By having a better product and less annoying delivery?

Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore......... :P :P :P :P

Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....

lb13

I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............

So anyway you look at it, it's still a misspelling!

So why has taping my watch not entered the vernacular yet......?

lb13

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:30 am
by MarleysGh0st
minimetoo26 wrote: I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............
Eyegor must be very proud that one of his students has had such an effect on modern culture, then! :mrgreen:

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:31 am
by MarleysGh0st
littlebeast13 wrote:So why has taping my watch not entered the vernacular yet......?
TPTB are stonewalling on that one.

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:01 am
by Sisyphean Fan
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Vince, you may have a better product than Billy, but at least he knows how to spell.

How exactly have you been pwning Billy Mays.....? :P :P :P

lb13

By having a better product and less annoying delivery?

Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore......... :P :P :P :P

Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....

lb13
Billy might be able to spell, but apparently he enjoys splitting verb phrases in his free time. As annoying as I find the overly precious and self-aware "pwn", I've been an enemy of the split verb phrase since long before the first geeky little gamer grabbed a joystick.

Cause I'm, you know, older than dirt. Just ask Rexer.....

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:08 am
by earendel
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
By having a better product and less annoying delivery?

Do you really not get "pwn"? This ain't the 80's anymore......... :P :P :P :P

Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....

lb13

I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............
At the risk of bringing some pedantry to this discussion, I'll say that you're correct. I'm not sure of its exact origin but it seems to be popular in MMORPGs like Runequest and World of Warcraft, and is used when one player dominates another in arena combat or manages to pull off a successful raid. It's a lot like "teh" in that it's passed into "geek speak" and from there into the general discourse.

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:13 am
by minimetoo26
earendel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Apparently not. What the hell is "pwn".....

lb13

I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............
At the risk of bringing some pedantry to this discussion, I'll say that you're correct. I'm not sure of its exact origin but it seems to be popular in MMORPGs like Runequest and World of Warcraft, and is used when one player dominates another in arena combat or manages to pull off a successful raid. It's a lot like "teh" in that it's passed into "geek speak" and from there into the general discourse.
w00t!

I'm still waiting for them to move up to "qwn", then "rwn, swn, twn", etc etc etc......... :P

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:20 am
by ulysses5019
minimetoo26 wrote:
earendel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
I take it some ESST Grad mistyped "own" and it stuck............
At the risk of bringing some pedantry to this discussion, I'll say that you're correct. I'm not sure of its exact origin but it seems to be popular in MMORPGs like Runequest and World of Warcraft, and is used when one player dominates another in arena combat or manages to pull off a successful raid. It's a lot like "teh" in that it's passed into "geek speak" and from there into the general discourse.
w00t!

I'm still waiting for them to move up to "qwn", then "rwn, swn, twn", etc etc etc......... :P

I thought those were new Scrabble words.

Re: Vince Offer v. Billy Mays Smackdown!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:26 am
by SportsFan68
ulysses5019 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
earendel wrote: At the risk of bringing some pedantry to this discussion, I'll say that you're correct. I'm not sure of its exact origin but it seems to be popular in MMORPGs like Runequest and World of Warcraft, and is used when one player dominates another in arena combat or manages to pull off a successful raid. It's a lot like "teh" in that it's passed into "geek speak" and from there into the general discourse.
w00t!

I'm still waiting for them to move up to "qwn", then "rwn, swn, twn", etc etc etc......... :P

I thought those were new Scrabble words.
Don't get me started.