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For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:22 am
by Wierd Al Yankovic
If he could be there, so close in her lap again
If she could throw him
To Casey then it would be the end, oh
She just wants to be left alone
But he'll never stop beggin...
The squirrel can't help it, he needs more
Scritches are what he's looking for
He's still standin', the screen door
He can't help it, and she runs away
And when he bugs her
She tells him that he can't be there
Under the mountains
He's wonders if she'll stroke his hair
Why does it have to be this way?
He needs to stay three states away
The squirrel can't help it, he needs more
Scritches are what he's looking for
He's still standin', the screen door
He can't help it, and she runs away
The squirrel can't help it, he needs more
Scritches are what he's looking for
He's still standin', the screen door
He can't help it, and she runs away
Ooooh, there's a fire in his eyes for you
(Stay away you mangy fuzzface!)
Oooh, that is all that she cries to you
(Help!)
Ooooh, there's a flea in his fur for you
(Get away from me!)
Oooh, she'd rather die than scritch you
(STOMP!)
Ooooh, there's desire in his heart for you
(Oooh.. a bellyrub!)
Ooooh, she's so tired of your tries to woo
(Oh nothing stands between love and you.... except this restraining order, Colorado state law, a 1500 mile electric fence, rottweiler border patrol, and my cats!)
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:30 am
by Simon Coward
I hope Randy Jackson didn't do this load of crap too.....
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:44 am
by NellyLunatic1980
Simon Coward wrote:I hope Randy Jackson didn't do this load of crap too.....
I liked it.
Then again, I also like cat juggling.
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:47 am
by SportsFan68
SHRIEK!
That's me, shrieking with laughter.
That last line . . .
Guffaw!
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:53 am
by Evil Squirrel
SportsFan68 wrote:SHRIEK!
That's me, shrieking with laughter.
That last line . . .
Guffaw!
Would you like me to come over and croon it for you? I'll stand in your window and sing it by the light of the Colorado moon.....
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:57 am
by Mini [Bot]
Some people here need to find a way to get paid for being creative, I'm tellin' ya...
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:01 am
by littlebeast13
Mini [Bot] wrote:Some people here need to find a way to get paid for being creative, I'm tellin' ya...
Nobody's keeping anyone here from sending me donations.......
lb13
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:03 am
by Mini [Bot]
littlebeast13 wrote:Mini [Bot] wrote:Some people here need to find a way to get paid for being creative, I'm tellin' ya...
Nobody's keeping anyone here from sending me donations.......
lb13
Well, nothing's keeping the people who KNOW YOUR ADDRESS from sending you things..........
(What's the best way to ship anthrax.................?)
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:04 am
by littlebeast13
Mini [Bot] wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:Mini [Bot] wrote:Some people here need to find a way to get paid for being creative, I'm tellin' ya...
Nobody's keeping anyone here from sending me donations.......
lb13
Well, nothing's keeping the people who KNOW YOUR ADDRESS from sending you things..........
(What's the best way to ship anthrax.................?)
Anthrax? I sprinkle anthrax on my burnt Cheez Its......
lb13
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:14 am
by ulysses5019
Simon Coward wrote:I hope Randy Jackson didn't do this load of crap too.....
Maybe Kara wrote it.
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:14 am
by The Men In White Coats
We have a ward for people who write love songs to animals, you know...
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:16 am
by Evil Squirrel
The Men In White Coats wrote:We have a ward for people who write love songs to animals, you know...
Don't worry Sprotsie Baby! I'd come and visit you every day if they ever locked you up! Nothing will ever stand between us and the joy of scritching!
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:15 am
by SportsFan68
Evil Squirrel wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:SHRIEK!
That's me, shrieking with laughter.
That last line . . .
Guffaw!
Would you like me to come over and croon it for you? I'll stand in your window and sing it by the light of the Colorado moon.....
I said it was funny, not that it had sent me over the edge into certifiable insanity. . .
Stay away from me.
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:17 am
by SportsFan68
Evil Squirrel wrote:The Men In White Coats wrote:We have a ward for people who write love songs to animals, you know...
Don't worry Sprotsie Baby! I'd come and visit you every day if they ever locked you up! Nothing will ever stand between us and the joy of scritching!
Locking me up is what it would take for me to sit still long enough for you to get near me.
Stay away from me.
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:34 am
by vettech
I scritched a squirrel
and I liked it...
Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:39 am
by ulysses5019
vettech wrote:I scritched a squirrel
and I liked it...
Better than kissing one I suppose.