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try and pick nits with this joke
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:55 pm
by ulysses5019
Donation
Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'
'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
'He will.'
Re: try and pick nits with this joke
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:04 pm
by KillerTomato
Sure to offend, so I'll spoilerize my nits (how many times have you heard THAT before?):
Well, Fr. O'Malley wasn't slurring his words like every other drunken Irish priest.
And the alter boy didn't say ANYTHING.
Re: try and pick nits with this joke
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:07 pm
by silvercamaro
KillerTomato wrote:Sure to offend, so I'll spoilerize my nits (how many times have you heard THAT before?):
Well, Fr. O'Malley wasn't slurring his words like every other drunken Irish priest.
And the alter boy didn't say ANYTHING.
Is an alter boy the same thing as a shemale?
Re: try and pick nits with this joke
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:08 pm
by KillerTomato
silvercamaro wrote:KillerTomato wrote:Sure to offend, so I'll spoilerize my nits (how many times have you heard THAT before?):
Well, Fr. O'Malley wasn't slurring his words like every other drunken Irish priest.
And the alter boy didn't say ANYTHING.
Is an alter boy the same thing as a shemale?
Eye em a grajiate of ESST, doncha no.
Re: try and pick nits with this joke
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:12 pm
by kayrharris
KillerTomato wrote:silvercamaro wrote:KillerTomato wrote:Sure to offend, so I'll spoilerize my nits (how many times have you heard THAT before?):
Well, Fr. O'Malley wasn't slurring his words like every other drunken Irish priest.
And the alter boy didn't say ANYTHING.
Is an alter boy the same thing as a shemale?
Eye em a grajiate of ESST, doncha no.
This is the nit pick thread after all. We believe in strict compliance.
Re: try and pick nits with this joke
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:17 pm
by ulysses5019
kayrharris wrote:KillerTomato wrote:silvercamaro wrote:
Is an alter boy the same thing as a shemale?
Eye em a grajiate of ESST, doncha no.
This is the nit pick thread after all. We believe in strict compliance.
Maybe SC basketball team would have had better luck in the NIT.
Re: try and pick nits with this joke
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:33 pm
by silvercamaro
ulysses5019 wrote:
Maybe SC basketball team would have had better luck in the NIT.
I would have NIT picked them.
Re: try and pick nits with this joke
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:12 am
by Mini [Bot]
It looks like uly's cat is picking nits off of his dog.
(This post will be a total non-sequitur in a few minutes or the next avatar change, I'm sure....)