Just change the name and everything will be fine

[Thousandaire]

"SPIEGEL: Madame Secretary, in your first testimony to the US Congress as Homeland Security Secretary you never mentioned the word "terrorism." Does Islamist terrorism suddenly no longer pose a threat to your country?

NAPOLITANO: Of course it does. I presume there is always a threat from terrorism. In my speech, although I did not use the word "terrorism," I referred to "man-caused" disasters. That is perhaps only a nuance, but it demonstrates that we want to move away from the politics of fear toward a policy of being prepared for all risks that can occur."

[jaybee]

"Man-Caused Disasters"

Sounds like a brief history of my high school dating experiences.

I feel safer already.

[ulysses5019]

"Man-Caused Disasters"

Sounds like a brief history of my high school dating experiences.

I feel safer already.

Let's take a poll of your dates.

[kayrharris]

At least women won't be getting blamed for anything bad that happens.

[littlebeast13]

At least women won't be getting blamed for anything bad that happens.

Just wait until the first Jazzy bomb goes off......

lb13