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How are we going to dispose of any bodies?

#1 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:42 am

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Re: How are we going to dispose of any bodies?

#2 Post by You're Not the Boss of Me! » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:47 am

THAT'S where clem's been!

Clem--get back from Pennsylvania! The jig is up! You lost your truckload!
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#3 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:55 am

You're Not the Boss of Me! wrote:THAT'S where clem's been!

Clem--get back from Pennsylvania! The jig is up! You lost your truckload!

I wonder if the truck was making a safe left hand turn?
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Re: How are we going to dispose of any bodies?

#4 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:58 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
You're Not the Boss of Me! wrote:THAT'S where clem's been!

Clem--get back from Pennsylvania! The jig is up! You lost your truckload!

I wonder if the truck was making a safe left hand turn?

There is no such thing, evidently...
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Re: How are we going to dispose of any bodies?

#5 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:03 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
You're Not the Boss of Me! wrote:THAT'S where clem's been!

Clem--get back from Pennsylvania! The jig is up! You lost your truckload!

I wonder if the truck was making a safe left hand turn?

There is no such thing, evidently...

Ok. Maybe the brake lines were sabotaged.
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Re: How are we going to dispose of any bodies?

#6 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:08 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
I wonder if the truck was making a safe left hand turn?

There is no such thing, evidently...

Ok. Maybe the brake lines were sabotaged.
Rexer did it!
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#7 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:18 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
There is no such thing, evidently...

Ok. Maybe the brake lines were sabotaged.
Rexer did it!
That figures. He was trying to inflate his body, er, posting count.
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#8 Post by gsabc » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:02 pm

Not really a laughing matter. If I heard that a truck carrying HF was overturned and leaking within ten miles of me, I'd grab GW, stuff the cats in their kennels and hightail it out of here upwind as fast as I could. That stuff is probably one of the most hazardous compounds they can transport.
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#9 Post by Mini Wayne Metoo26 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:53 pm

A toxic spill in general is no laughing matter. However, considering it was acid, it was posted by uly and the header mentioned body disposal, I realized it was not posted so much as news as it was a commentary on one of our late-night discussions as to how clem was going to dispose of bodies when he became a serial killer.

Clem said burning. I said acid.
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#10 Post by gsabc » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:49 pm

Mini Wayne Metoo26 wrote:A toxic spill in general is no laughing matter. However, considering it was acid, it was posted by uly and the header mentioned body disposal, I realized it was not posted so much as news as it was a commentary on one of our late-night discussions as to how clem was going to dispose of bodies when he became a serial killer.

Clem said burning. I said acid.
Ah. That's what I get for trying to get a good night's sleep. I miss stuff.

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#11 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:01 pm

gsabc wrote:
Mini Wayne Metoo26 wrote:A toxic spill in general is no laughing matter. However, considering it was acid, it was posted by uly and the header mentioned body disposal, I realized it was not posted so much as news as it was a commentary on one of our late-night discussions as to how clem was going to dispose of bodies when he became a serial killer.

Clem said burning. I said acid.
Ah. That's what I get for trying to get a good night's sleep. I miss stuff.

It ain't the joke-telling that takes the time, it's the 'splainin' of the joke afterwards.

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Re: How are we going to dispose of any bodies?

#12 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:08 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
gsabc wrote:
Mini Wayne Metoo26 wrote:A toxic spill in general is no laughing matter. However, considering it was acid, it was posted by uly and the header mentioned body disposal, I realized it was not posted so much as news as it was a commentary on one of our late-night discussions as to how clem was going to dispose of bodies when he became a serial killer.

Clem said burning. I said acid.
Ah. That's what I get for trying to get a good night's sleep. I miss stuff.

It ain't the joke-telling that takes the time, it's the 'splainin' of the joke afterwards.

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Re: How are we going to dispose of any bodies?

#13 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:13 pm

Mini Wayne Metoo26 wrote:A toxic spill in general is no laughing matter. However, considering it was acid, it was posted by uly and the header mentioned body disposal, I realized it was not posted so much as news as it was a commentary on one of our late-night discussions as to how clem was going to dispose of bodies when he became a serial killer.

Clem said burning. I said acid.

A toxic spill every once in a while is good for the lungs......

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#14 Post by Suffocating Mini » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:18 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini Wayne Metoo26 wrote:A toxic spill in general is no laughing matter. However, considering it was acid, it was posted by uly and the header mentioned body disposal, I realized it was not posted so much as news as it was a commentary on one of our late-night discussions as to how clem was going to dispose of bodies when he became a serial killer.

Clem said burning. I said acid.

A toxic spill every once in a while is good for the lungs......

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#15 Post by Stoned Beast » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:20 pm

Suffocating Mini wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini Wayne Metoo26 wrote:A toxic spill in general is no laughing matter. However, considering it was acid, it was posted by uly and the header mentioned body disposal, I realized it was not posted so much as news as it was a commentary on one of our late-night discussions as to how clem was going to dispose of bodies when he became a serial killer.

Clem said burning. I said acid.

A toxic spill every once in a while is good for the lungs......

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#16 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:21 pm

Stoned Beast wrote:
Suffocating Mini wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
A toxic spill every once in a while is good for the lungs......

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Sez you...

You big wuss! Breathing chemicals does a body good...

Take off that mask and be a man!

You've been partying with BobMarley'sGh0st again, haven't you...
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#17 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:22 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
Stoned Beast wrote:
Suffocating Mini wrote: Sez you...

You big wuss! Breathing chemicals does a body good...

Take off that mask and be a man!

You've been partying with BobMarley'sGh0st again, haven't you...

Well, YOU never have any brownies for me..... :P :P :P

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#18 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:24 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Stoned Beast wrote:
You big wuss! Breathing chemicals does a body good...

Take off that mask and be a man!

You've been partying with BobMarley'sGh0st again, haven't you...

Well, YOU never have any brownies for me..... :P :P :P

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I have a heart-shaped box of Russell Stover candy and some fund-raiser chocolate (with almonds). And some Hershey's bars. No brownies.
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Re: How are we going to dispose of any bodies?

#19 Post by MinisKidToBeNamedLater » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:27 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
You've been partying with BobMarley'sGh0st again, haven't you...

Well, YOU never have any brownies for me..... :P :P :P

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I have a heart-shaped box of Russell Stover candy and some fund-raiser chocolate (with almonds). And some Hershey's bars. No brownies.

And it's all MINE!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Uncle Beast can eat poopoo and die!!!!
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#20 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:29 pm

MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Well, YOU never have any brownies for me..... :P :P :P

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I have a heart-shaped box of Russell Stover candy and some fund-raiser chocolate (with almonds). And some Hershey's bars. No brownies.

And it's all MINE!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Uncle Beast can eat poopoo and die!!!!
You don't like nuts, except macadamias, you expensive creature you! Of course I didn't bake the brownies you were asking for two days ago, so I can't send them to Uncle Beast... :P
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#21 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:32 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: I have a heart-shaped box of Russell Stover candy and some fund-raiser chocolate (with almonds). And some Hershey's bars. No brownies.

And it's all MINE!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Uncle Beast can eat poopoo and die!!!!
You don't like nuts, except macadamias, you expensive creature you! Of course I didn't bake the brownies you were asking for two days ago, so I can't send them to Uncle Beast... :P

It's comforting to see I'm not the only one you're mean to. I don't feel like I'm being singled out for being tortured..... :P

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#22 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:34 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:
And it's all MINE!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Uncle Beast can eat poopoo and die!!!!
You don't like nuts, except macadamias, you expensive creature you! Of course I didn't bake the brownies you were asking for two days ago, so I can't send them to Uncle Beast... :P

It's comforting to see I'm not the only one you're mean to. I don't feel like I'm being singled out for being tortured..... :P

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Well, I only had two eggs, and the recipe called for three....
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#23 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:37 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: You don't like nuts, except macadamias, you expensive creature you! Of course I didn't bake the brownies you were asking for two days ago, so I can't send them to Uncle Beast... :P

It's comforting to see I'm not the only one you're mean to. I don't feel like I'm being singled out for being tortured..... :P

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Well, I only had two eggs, and the recipe called for three....

Great, now you just reminded me of the worst batch of brownies my mom ever made. She used one egg too many, and the brownies literally had chunks of cooked egg in them. I'm betting two eggs would've been just fine for both me and Erin.....

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#24 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:40 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
It's comforting to see I'm not the only one you're mean to. I don't feel like I'm being singled out for being tortured..... :P

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Well, I only had two eggs, and the recipe called for three....

Great, now you just reminded me of the worst batch of brownies my mom ever made. She used one egg too many, and the brownies literally had chunks of cooked egg in them. I'm betting two eggs would've been just fine for both me and Erin.....

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Except if I baked them as crispy as you like them I'd be shipping all my money to the dentist instead of Vegas.... :roll:
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#25 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:42 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: Well, I only had two eggs, and the recipe called for three....

Great, now you just reminded me of the worst batch of brownies my mom ever made. She used one egg too many, and the brownies literally had chunks of cooked egg in them. I'm betting two eggs would've been just fine for both me and Erin.....

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Except if I baked them as crispy as you like them I'd be shipping all my money to the dentist instead of Vegas.... :roll:

There's nothing wrong with exercise for the teeth...

Me and chirstie are trying to think of a good bait to lure you over into chat. What do you find to be irresistible (besides me that is)......

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