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My sister sent me this joke. So laugh.

#1 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:55 am

I apologize for the ALL CAPS, but that I can't fix. It showed up without WordWrap, which I can at least remedy so it won't hurt your eyes as much...


Flying Blonde:



A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS WHO BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND SHE WON 'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THI S BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY..." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS..

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON"
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#2 Post by BackInTex » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:48 pm

I don't care what color you dye your hair. That there is funni.
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#3 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:46 pm

What BiT said.

Maybe without the typo, though.
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#4 Post by Jeemie » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:50 pm

Two blondes walk into a building.

You think one of them would have seen it.
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#5 Post by frogman042 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:37 pm

Reverse blond joke:

Why did the blonde dye her hair brown?

She wanted to see what it was like to be invisible.
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#6 Post by SportsFan68 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:06 pm

What are blonde jokes so short?

So brunettes can get 'em.
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#7 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:30 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:I apologize for the ALL CAPS, but that I can't fix. It showed up without WordWrap, which I can at least remedy so it won't hurt your eyes as much...


Flying Blonde:



A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS WHO BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND SHE WON 'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THI S BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY..." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS..

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON"
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#8 Post by Jeemie » Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:35 pm

Why did the blonde man's girlfriend have bruises on her belly button?
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Because blonde men are stupid, too.
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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:04 am

When am I supposed to laugh?
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#10 Post by minimetoo26 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:48 am

ulysses5019 wrote:When am I supposed to laugh?
I'm guessing every time you look in the mirror. :P

You thought my cat avatar was funny-looking. Maybe I'll bring him back so you can laugh...
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#11 Post by littlebeast13 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:49 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:When am I supposed to laugh?
I'm guessing every time you look in the mirror. :P

You thought my cat avatar was funny-looking. Maybe I'll bring him back so you can laugh...

Bring him back covered in duct tape....

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#12 Post by minimetoo26 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:01 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:When am I supposed to laugh?
I'm guessing every time you look in the mirror. :P

You thought my cat avatar was funny-looking. Maybe I'll bring him back so you can laugh...

Bring him back covered in duct tape....

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How about just censored?
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#13 Post by Evil Blonde Meece » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:03 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#14 Post by minimetoo26 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:04 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: I'm guessing every time you look in the mirror. :P

You thought my cat avatar was funny-looking. Maybe I'll bring him back so you can laugh...

Bring him back covered in duct tape....

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How about just censored?
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Or this:

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#15 Post by Fluffy » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:05 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Bring him back covered in duct tape....

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How about just censored?
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Or this:

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Since when can't you show your pussy on this Bored?
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#16 Post by Mini the Ignorant Slut » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:10 am

Fluffy wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
How about just censored?
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Or this:

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Since when can't you show your pussy on this Bored?
If you do it creatively or tastefully, they call it Art. You're just a tramp. :P
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#17 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:12 am

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
Fluffy wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Or this:

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Since when can't you show your pussy on this Bored?
If you do it creatively or tastefully, they call it Art. You're just a tramp. :P

Woohoo! I'm gonna start posting my squirrel porn! It's very tasteful!
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#18 Post by silvercamaro » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:51 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
Fluffy wrote:
Since when can't you show your pussy on this Bored?
If you do it creatively or tastefully, they call it Art. You're just a tramp. :P

Woohoo! I'm gonna start posting my squirrel porn! It's very tasteful!
That photo is neither art nor porn. It's a medical photograph. Clearly, the poor kitty is trying to poop an impacted smiley face.
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#19 Post by minimetoo26 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:56 am

silvercamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote: If you do it creatively or tastefully, they call it Art. You're just a tramp. :P

Woohoo! I'm gonna start posting my squirrel porn! It's very tasteful!
That photo is neither art nor porn. It's a medical photograph. Clearly, the poor kitty is trying to poop an impacted smiley face.
Or the kitty posted one too many thinly veiled insults, and they told him to "take that smiley and shove it up your...."
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#20 Post by littlebeast13 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:59 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
Woohoo! I'm gonna start posting my squirrel porn! It's very tasteful!
That photo is neither art nor porn. It's a medical photograph. Clearly, the poor kitty is trying to poop an impacted smiley face.
Or the kitty posted one too many thinly veiled insults, and they told him to "take that smiley and shove it up your...."

I doubt HoltDad's that adorable....

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#21 Post by minimetoo26 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:13 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote: That photo is neither art nor porn. It's a medical photograph. Clearly, the poor kitty is trying to poop an impacted smiley face.
Or the kitty posted one too many thinly veiled insults, and they told him to "take that smiley and shove it up your...."

I doubt HoltDad's that adorable....

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Maybe his pussy is....
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#22 Post by littlebeast13 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:19 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: Or the kitty posted one too many thinly veiled insults, and they told him to "take that smiley and shove it up your...."

I doubt HoltDad's that adorable....

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Maybe his pussy is....

If HoltDad has a pussy, he shouldn't be leaving his smilies around where it can eat them....

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#23 Post by a1mamacat » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:03 am

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#24 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:39 am

I'm still not laughing. But I wouldn't mind seeing some squirrel porn.
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#25 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:42 am

Is bestiality allowed?
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