picked a bad day to go to church

[BigDrawMan]

i wasa invited to a christening last sunday for my 2nd cousins daughter.So i decided to go to church before the christening even though it wasnt a holiday.
Only 100 minutes long,with 45 minutes of standing and a 65ish% English to 35%Serbian split.Better numbers than I am used to, to be sure.

anywho, the priest asked for volunteers to rip up the upstairs rug.He was looking at me when he said it.I tried to hide, but it was futile.
The rug company said it would cost $2000 for them to do it.Now I see why.Rubber backed rug pulling should be an event in the Worlds Strongest Man competition.And it wasnt even glued down.My back will be screaming for a week.
I am glad I will be dead when the next rug will be replaced.

I think I will leave a note under the rug for the next poor bastards.

[Beebs52]

You should be glad that you could be a servant.

I mean.

hah.

[silvercamaro]

They also serve who only stand and rip.

[ulysses5019]

i wasa invited to a christening last sunday for my 2nd cousins daughter.So i decided to go to church before the christening even though it wasnt a holiday.
Only 100 minutes long,with 45 minutes of standing and a 65ish% English to 35%Serbian split.Better numbers than I am used to, to be sure.

anywho, the priest asked for volunteers to rip up the upstairs rug.He was looking at me when he said it.I tried to hide, but it was futile.
The rug company said it would cost $2000 for them to do it.Now I see why.Rubber backed rug pulling should be an event in the Worlds Strongest Man competition.And it wasnt even glued down.My back will be screaming for a week.
I am glad I will be dead when the next rug will be replaced.

I think I will leave a note under the rug for the next poor bastards.

Is your hair ok?

[SportsFan68]

. . .

Is your hair ok?

LOL!