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What's green and sits on your deck?

#1 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:07 am

C'mon, everyone! You know this by now....

ME!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!




(I guess beast is the only one who missed this old chestnut during its absence..... :roll: )
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Re: What's green and sits on your deck?

#2 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:13 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:C'mon, everyone! You know this by now....

ME!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!




(I guess beast is the only one who missed this old chestnut during its absence..... :roll: )

The list of MM's I miss would be longer than a winding road in Ireland....

Don't mind if I sit down and take a load off.....

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Re: What's green and sits on your deck?

#3 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:15 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:C'mon, everyone! You know this by now....

ME!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!




(I guess beast is the only one who missed this old chestnut during its absence..... :roll: )

The list of MM's I miss would be longer than a winding road in Ireland....

Don't mind if I sit down and take a load off.....

lb13
That's the Child's Adirondack Chair, since mini was too lazy to crop a picture. Plus the color was fabu, don't you think?

So watch the load size you put in me, buster....
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Re: What's green and sits on your deck?

#4 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:17 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:C'mon, everyone! You know this by now....

ME!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!




(I guess beast is the only one who missed this old chestnut during its absence..... :roll: )

The list of MM's I miss would be longer than a winding road in Ireland....

Don't mind if I sit down and take a load off.....

lb13
That's the Child's Adirondack Chair, since mini was too lazy to crop a picture. Plus the color was fabu, don't you think?

So watch the load size you put in me, buster....

It doesn't look very comfortable anyway....

I guess the color is OK if you really like green....... :roll:

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Re: What's green and sits on your deck?

#5 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:18 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
The list of MM's I miss would be longer than a winding road in Ireland....

Don't mind if I sit down and take a load off.....

lb13
That's the Child's Adirondack Chair, since mini was too lazy to crop a picture. Plus the color was fabu, don't you think?

So watch the load size you put in me, buster....

It doesn't look very comfortable anyway....

I guess the color is OK if you really like green....... :roll:

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It happens to be mini's favorite--you got a problem with that? :mrgreen:
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Re: What's green and sits on your deck?

#6 Post by teebee54 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:21 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote: That's the Child's Adirondack Chair, since mini was too lazy to crop a picture. Plus the color was fabu, don't you think?

So watch the load size you put in me, buster....

It doesn't look very comfortable anyway....

I guess the color is OK if you really like green....... :roll:

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It happens to be mini's favorite--you got a problem with that? :mrgreen:

Green is good!!!!!!

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Re: What's green and sits on your deck?

#7 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:25 am

teebee54 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
It doesn't look very comfortable anyway....

I guess the color is OK if you really like green....... :roll:

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It happens to be mini's favorite--you got a problem with that? :mrgreen:

Green is good!!!!!!
Sugar!!!!! How ya been, loser? :P
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#8 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:28 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
teebee54 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote: It happens to be mini's favorite--you got a problem with that? :mrgreen:

Green is good!!!!!!
Sugar!!!!! How ya been, loser? :P

Teebee and jbg probably grew up and started some billion dollar internet enterprise......

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#9 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:30 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
teebee54 wrote:
Green is good!!!!!!
Sugar!!!!! How ya been, loser? :P

Teebee and jbg probably grew up and started some billion dollar internet enterprise......

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And blew all the cash on Sailor Moon memorabilia.... :roll:
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#10 Post by Rexer25 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:31 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
teebee54 wrote:
Green is good!!!!!!
Sugar!!!!! How ya been, loser? :P

Teebee and jbg probably grew up and started some billion dollar internet enterprise......

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I think their real names are Vince and Billy...
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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#11 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:32 am

Rexer25 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote: Sugar!!!!! How ya been, loser? :P

Teebee and jbg probably grew up and started some billion dollar internet enterprise......

lb13
I think their real names are Vince and Billy...
I actually pictured teebee as resembling Billy Mays....
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Re: What's green and sits on your deck?

#12 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:32 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote: Sugar!!!!! How ya been, loser? :P

Teebee and jbg probably grew up and started some billion dollar internet enterprise......

lb13
And blew all the cash on Sailor Moon memorabilia.... :roll:

Too bad the Pokéball market crashed.....

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Re: What's green and sits on your deck?

#13 Post by Billy Mays » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:34 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Teebee and jbg probably grew up and started some billion dollar internet enterprise......

lb13
I think their real names are Vince and Billy...
I actually pictured teebee as resembling Billy Mays....

I HAVE NEVER USED THE WORD SUGAR BEFORE, MS. 62!!! THE ONLY WHITE POWDERY STUFF I LIKE TO ROAR ABOUT IS OXI CLEAN!!!!!!
BUT WAIT..... THERE'S MORE!!!!!!

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#14 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:52 am

Billy Mays wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
Rexer25 wrote: I think their real names are Vince and Billy...
I actually pictured teebee as resembling Billy Mays....

I HAVE NEVER USED THE WORD SUGAR BEFORE, MS. 62!!! THE ONLY WHITE POWDERY STUFF I LIKE TO ROAR ABOUT IS OXI CLEAN!!!!!!
Lay off the white powder and you won't be so hyper, if you're getting my drift and I think you are.

I guess jbg might look like Vince, only more geeky if that's even possible....
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#15 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:54 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote: I actually pictured teebee as resembling Billy Mays....

I HAVE NEVER USED THE WORD SUGAR BEFORE, MS. 62!!! THE ONLY WHITE POWDERY STUFF I LIKE TO ROAR ABOUT IS OXI CLEAN!!!!!!
Lay off the white powder and you won't be so hyper, if you're getting my drift and I think you are.

I guess jbg might look like Vince, only more geeky if that's even possible....

Vince may be geeky, but he speaks too well to be jbg.....

lb13

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#16 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:56 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:
I HAVE NEVER USED THE WORD SUGAR BEFORE, MS. 62!!! THE ONLY WHITE POWDERY STUFF I LIKE TO ROAR ABOUT IS OXI CLEAN!!!!!!
Lay off the white powder and you won't be so hyper, if you're getting my drift and I think you are.

I guess jbg might look like Vince, only more geeky if that's even possible....

Vince may be geeky, but he speaks too well to be jbg.....

lb13
It's that cool headset mic, I'm tellin ya. Makes even unintelligible garbage sound like the Gettysburg Address...
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#17 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:58 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote: Lay off the white powder and you won't be so hyper, if you're getting my drift and I think you are.

I guess jbg might look like Vince, only more geeky if that's even possible....

Vince may be geeky, but he speaks too well to be jbg.....

lb13
It's that cool headset mic, I'm tellin ya. Makes even unintelligible garbage sound like the Gettysburg Address...

So why don't those things work in the drive thrus?

lb13

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#18 Post by Rexer25 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:01 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Vince may be geeky, but he speaks too well to be jbg.....

lb13
It's that cool headset mic, I'm tellin ya. Makes even unintelligible garbage sound like the Gettysburg Address...

So why don't those things work in the drive thrus?

lb13
They do, it's just the speaker that translates everything into lower moronic...
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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#19 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:18 am

Rexer25 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote: It's that cool headset mic, I'm tellin ya. Makes even unintelligible garbage sound like the Gettysburg Address...

So why don't those things work in the drive thrus?

lb13
They do, it's just the speaker that translates everything into lower moronic...
I never got to use the headsets--when I worked fast food, it was the ol' box on the wall deal. I'd probably skeeve out over using it unless it was disinfected first, anyway.

I got to work Drive-thru a lot since a bunch of my coworkers had thick accents, speech impediments, and/or really lousy money-handling skills. Which makes them perfect hires in today's fast-food world, huh?
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#20 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:21 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
So why don't those things work in the drive thrus?

lb13
They do, it's just the speaker that translates everything into lower moronic...
I never got to use the headsets--when I worked fast food, it was the ol' box on the wall deal. I'd probably skeeve out over using it unless it was disinfected first, anyway.

I got to work Drive-thru a lot since a bunch of my coworkers had thick accents, speech impediments, and/or really lousy money-handling skills. Which makes them perfect hires in today's fast-food world, huh?
Nope. They're AIG execs.
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#21 Post by Rexer25 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:21 am

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
So why don't those things work in the drive thrus?

lb13
They do, it's just the speaker that translates everything into lower moronic...
I never got to use the headsets--when I worked fast food, it was the ol' box on the wall deal. I'd probably skeeve out over using it unless it was disinfected first, anyway.

I got to work Drive-thru a lot since a bunch of my coworkers had thick accents, speech impediments, and/or really lousy money-handling skills. Which makes them perfect hires in today's fast-food world, huh?
Absolutely! There wouldn't be any fast food places in the metroplex if not for that group.

Cept'n for Whataburger. Every time, it's "Welcome to Waddaburger! Kin ah hep yew?" Just like a native.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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#22 Post by Jeemie » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:23 am

Some peanuts I left for Evil Squirrel.

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#23 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:25 am

Jeemie wrote:Some peanuts I left for Evil Squirrel.

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No wonder he's green
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#24 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:26 am

Rexer25 wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
Rexer25 wrote: They do, it's just the speaker that translates everything into lower moronic...
I never got to use the headsets--when I worked fast food, it was the ol' box on the wall deal. I'd probably skeeve out over using it unless it was disinfected first, anyway.

I got to work Drive-thru a lot since a bunch of my coworkers had thick accents, speech impediments, and/or really lousy money-handling skills. Which makes them perfect hires in today's fast-food world, huh?
Absolutely! There wouldn't be any fast food places in the metroplex if not for that group.

Cept'n for Whataburger. Every time, it's "Welcome to Waddaburger! Kin ah hep yew?" Just like a native.
I just realized I haven't been through a drive thru when I'm buying in forever. I go inside, and still have to play the old "so where's such-and-such" game with the counter people. Filling up a bag with more than two items is evidently a higher-order skill than they can handle in many cases.

Steve still plays Drive-Thru Roulette. He lives on the edge....
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