Letter to IRS

[danielh41]

Subject: IRS Letter



Supposedly, this was an actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th
edition of the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...



Dear IRS,



I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able
to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.


I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax,
building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate
income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax,
unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax,
fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance
tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare
tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33%
last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax,
road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax,
recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state
unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone
federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum
usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax,
utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capital
gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment
tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming,
Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I
can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know
that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way
you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney
Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your
boss, Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.


Sincerely,

Ed Barnett

Wichita Falls



P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I
get my stimulus check.