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Two women run into each other after not seeing each other for several months. One has lost a lot of weight, and the other one compliments her.

First one says "Thanks, I've lost several sizes. It was hard at first, but now I feel really good."

Second one: "Are you afraid that you might go back?"

First one: "I can't afford to. I got rid of all my large size stuff."

Second one: "So, I guess you've

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burned your britches

."

Did you hear about the seabirds who were affected when the police burned a seized shipment of marijuana?

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No tern was left unstoned.