Nelly's BPOTW

[NellyLunatic1980]

A kayaker in Alaska didn't want to sit in a cold kayak, so he started a small fire inside of it to warm it up and to keep himself warm while kayaking in the frigid north Pacific waters. Unfortunately, the fire caused the kayak to melt, rendering it useless.

This proves once and for all that

Spoiler

you can't have your kayak and heat it, too

.