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This woman has given a whole new meaning to the term "power tool."

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local ... unter.html

I'd be curious to know how her admitting report read.

Wouldn't a drill have been more appropriate than a saber saw?

Just sayin'...

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue? Ouch.

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Wouldn't a drill have been more appropriate than a saber saw?

Just sayin'...

If your "junk" is spinning (especiallyy at high RPMs), then you might want to see a doctor.

silverscreenselect wrote:This woman has given a whole new meaning to the term "power tool."

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local ... unter.html

I'd be curious to know how her admitting report read.

So how do medevac people manage to keep a straight face when things like this happen?

And do you think the boyfriend is going to brag about how he made her scream and beg for mercy?

And if she ends up suing the boyfriend, wouldn't you love to see Judge Judy get this case?

So many questions....

franktangredi wrote:So many questions....

And every single one of them inappropriate.

silverscreenselect wrote:http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local ... unter.html

While you're there, visit the story about the masked robber shot and killed by an off-duty officer.

His name was "Mr Slay" ...

She can't win the Darwin Award.

She's still alive.

The man is, too.

Appa23 wrote:

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Wouldn't a drill have been more appropriate than a saber saw?

Just sayin'...

If your "junk" is spinning (especiallyy at high RPMs), then you might want to see a doctor.

Um...a saber saw doesn't "spin".

Jeemie wrote:She can't win the Darwin Award.

She's still alive.

Yeah, but maybe she can't add anything to the gene pool now...

Rexer25 wrote:

Jeemie wrote:She can't win the Darwin Award.

She's still alive.

Yeah, but maybe she can't add anything to the gene pool now...

He still can.

Jeemie wrote:She can't win the Darwin Award.

She's still alive.

Actually, they give away Darwin Awards not just to people who die, but to people who mutilate their sexual organs, thereby taking themselves out of the gene pool.

Jeemie wrote:

Rexer25 wrote:

Jeemie wrote:She can't win the Darwin Award.

She's still alive.

Yeah, but maybe she can't add anything to the gene pool now...

He still can.

Assuming he can find a date once this gets out.

Reminds me of the sitcom "ER", with Elliott Gould, where a couple came in and the man had supposedly bit his tongue seriously enough to need stitches. The head nurse treating him was not overly nice talking with the couple, something unusual for her. The other nurse questioned her, and she replied that it was because they were lying about the injury - the bite marks went the wrong way for him to have bitten himself.

Leaving the saw blade inside the toy was not the smartest move in the world. Surely there's a safer way to attach the thing.

Jeemie wrote:

Appa23 wrote:

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Wouldn't a drill have been more appropriate than a saber saw?

Just sayin'...

If your "junk" is spinning (especiallyy at high RPMs), then you might want to see a doctor.

Um...a saber saw doesn't "spin".

Didn't say that it did.


Nelly stated that a spinning drill was more appropriate to imitate the act of coitus, rather than a reciprocating saw.

I made a joke about it.

franktangredi wrote:

silverscreenselect wrote:This woman has given a whole new meaning to the term "power tool."

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local ... unter.html

I'd be curious to know how her admitting report read.

So how do medevac people manage to keep a straight face when things like this happen?

And do you think the boyfriend is going to brag about how he made her scream and beg for mercy?

And if she ends up suing the boyfriend, wouldn't you love to see Judge Judy get this case?

So many questions....

OMG, I can't believe Frankie posted that

Appa23 wrote:

Jeemie wrote:

Appa23 wrote: If your "junk" is spinning (especiallyy at high RPMs), then you might want to see a doctor.

Um...a saber saw doesn't "spin".

Didn't say that it did.


Nelly stated that a spinning drill was more appropriate to imitate the act of coitus, rather than a reciprocating saw.

I made a joke about it.

Sorry- I lost the progression!

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:

Jeemie wrote:She can't win the Darwin Award.

She's still alive.

Actually, they give away Darwin Awards not just to people who die, but to people who mutilate their sexual organs, thereby taking themselves out of the gene pool.

We don't know yet if she's mutilated beyond the ability to reproduce.

franktangredi wrote:

Jeemie wrote:

Rexer25 wrote: Yeah, but maybe she can't add anything to the gene pool now...

He still can.

Assuming he can find a date once this gets out.

You underestimate the depravity of the human mind!

a1mamacat wrote:

franktangredi wrote:

silverscreenselect wrote:This woman has given a whole new meaning to the term "power tool."

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local ... unter.html

I'd be curious to know how her admitting report read.

So how do medevac people manage to keep a straight face when things like this happen?

And do you think the boyfriend is going to brag about how he made her scream and beg for mercy?

And if she ends up suing the boyfriend, wouldn't you love to see Judge Judy get this case?

So many questions....

OMG, I can't believe Frankie posted that

I have many sides.

franktangredi wrote:

a1mamacat wrote:

franktangredi wrote: So how do medevac people manage to keep a straight face when things like this happen?

And do you think the boyfriend is going to brag about how he made her scream and beg for mercy?

And if she ends up suing the boyfriend, wouldn't you love to see Judge Judy get this case?

So many questions....

OMG, I can't believe Frankie posted that

I have many sides.

Does that make it easier to get it on the side?

gsabc wrote:

franktangredi wrote:

a1mamacat wrote: OMG, I can't believe Frankie posted that

I have many sides.

Does that make it easier to get it on the side?

No, but it makes it easier to get on one of his bad ones.

I think we all owe a vote of thanks to SSS for posting something that brings all of us together as one, without regard to politics ...

... or taste.

franktangredi wrote:I think we all owe a vote of thanks to SSS for posting something that brings all of us together as one, without regard to politics ...

... or taste.

That's because we told him to stop headlining things like this with the phrase "Republican Family Values"