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The actually happened locally. Yesterday, a guy goes to rob a local machine shop. The alarm goes off and police arrive. The burglar takes off and goes into the woods and goes into a pond. Several hours later the police find the burglars body in the pond where he had drowned. 'Nuff said.

I prefer the robber in Florida who tried to escape and got 'et by a gator. Talk about, ahem, just desserts ...