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Chicken farmer

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:58 am
by kusch
Chicken Farmer

A woman walks into an accountant's office
and tells him that she needs to file her
taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask you a few Questions."

He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. And then asks, "What is your
occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and
says, "No, no, no, that won't work.
Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a
high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try
again."

They both think for a moment and
the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."

The accountant asks, "What
does chicken farming have to do with
being a prostitute?

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers
last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

Re: Chicken farmer

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:04 am
by Tattooed Whore
Can I have the number for that guy? And is he licensed in the state of North Carolina?

Re: Chicken farmer

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:06 am
by ulysses5019
Tattooed Whore wrote:Can I have the number for that guy? And is he licensed in the state of North Carolina?


Are you licensed anywhere?

Re: Chicken farmer

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:09 am
by Tattooed Whore
ulysses5019 wrote:
Tattooed Whore wrote:Can I have the number for that guy? And is he licensed in the state of North Carolina?


Are you licensed anywhere?
Only Nevada, where it's required. But everywhere else I just...freelance....

Re: Chicken farmer

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:15 am
by ulysses5019
Tattooed Whore wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Tattooed Whore wrote:Can I have the number for that guy? And is he licensed in the state of North Carolina?


Are you licensed anywhere?
Only Nevada, where it's required. But everywhere else I just...freelance....

How do you make any money if you freelance?

Re: Chicken farmer

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:07 am
by a1mamacat
lolololol

Re: Chicken farmer

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:31 am
by frogman042
ulysses5019 wrote:
Tattooed Whore wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:

Are you licensed anywhere?
Only Nevada, where it's required. But everywhere else I just...freelance....

How do you make any money if you freelance?
Because the majority of her customers aren't named Lance - mostly they go by John - only Lance doesn't have to pay and that is probably why Sir Lance-A-Lot was the most remembered knight of the round table.

(Does this tie back in to today's BPOTD, which has degenerated into pokes in the eye and pig in a poke comments - or did they just miss the mark?)