Chicken farmer
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:58 am
Chicken Farmer
A woman walks into an accountant's office
and tells him that she needs to file her
taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask you a few Questions."
He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. And then asks, "What is your
occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and
says, "No, no, no, that won't work.
Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a
high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try
again."
They both think for a moment and
the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What
does chicken farming have to do with
being a prostitute?
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers
last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
A woman walks into an accountant's office
and tells him that she needs to file her
taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask you a few Questions."
He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. And then asks, "What is your
occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and
says, "No, no, no, that won't work.
Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a
high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try
again."
They both think for a moment and
the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What
does chicken farming have to do with
being a prostitute?
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers
last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."