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BigDrawMan
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bad hockey promo

#1 Post by BigDrawMan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:47 am

les nessman musta thought it up

the chi blackhawks held hardhat nite friday

friday is a big beer drinkin nite

a chihawk had a hattrick in the 2nd period
as per tradition, the hats flew
the hardhats were hard plastic
and heavy
the nu arena is big and the nosebleeders couldnt make it to the ice,pummelling the folks in the good seats(the ones who threw their own hats soon realised their hats coulda been useful)
the pens coach hid

the goal was disallowed due to a high stick

more hats flew in protest


the chihawker later got his 3rd in the 3rd to tie the game

you might guess what happenend next

the game was delayed for ten minutes to clean the ice, killing the chihawk mo

pens win
pens win
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Re: bad hockey promo

#2 Post by Tocqueville3 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:59 am

BigDrawMan wrote:les nessman musta thought it up

the chi blackhawks held hardhat nite friday

friday is a big beer drinkin nite

a chihawk had a hattrick in the 2nd period
as per tradition, the hats flew
the hardhats were hard plastic
and heavy
the nu arena is big and the nosebleeders couldnt make it to the ice,pummelling the folks in the good seats(the ones who threw their own hats soon realised their hats coulda been useful)
the pens coach hid

the goal was disallowed due to a high stick

more hats flew in protest


the chihawker later got his 3rd in the 3rd to tie the game

you might guess what happenend next

the game was delayed for ten minutes to clean the ice, killing the chihawk mo

pens win
pens win
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Re: bad hockey promo

#3 Post by BigDrawMan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:08 am

you are so suthren
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Re: bad hockey promo

#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:17 am

BigDrawMan wrote:you are so suthren

Just show her a pic of your own "hard hat".
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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