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Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#1 Post by Buffacuse » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:23 pm

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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#2 Post by Snaxx » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:53 pm

Giants wanted the guy but dropped out of the running when the price got too high.
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#3 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:10 pm

I saw the headline and I thought the Redskins hired comedian Rush Limbaugh.
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#4 Post by gotribego26 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:14 pm

Buffacuse wrote:Shrewd.
Danny boy at work.

I was a skins fan growing up, but as long as Danny thinks he can do better than real football guys I won't pay attention.
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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#5 Post by BigDrawMan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:13 am

sign the name

they will be choking on this one for many years

his only good years were his contract years

mebbe the shoulda signed him to 6 one year deals with fat club options

fat as in mo money
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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#6 Post by lilclyde54 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:10 pm

Actually, I think they will get more value from Haynesworth than they will for the 54 million (22 guaranteed) that they spent to resign Deangelo Hall. To me, that was truly a waste of money.
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#7 Post by silverscreenselect » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:59 pm

lilclyde54 wrote:Actually, I think they will get more value from Haynesworth than they will for the 54 million (22 guaranteed) that they spent to resign Deangelo Hall. To me, that was truly a waste of money.
Off the top of my head I can think of three guys who are very happy to see Deangelo Hall getting a bundle to stay in Washington: Eli Manning, Donovan McNabb and Tony Romo.
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#8 Post by etaoin22 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:18 pm

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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:42 pm

Where do the skinny guys who work hard apply?
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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#10 Post by The Carp » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:50 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:Where do the skinny guys who work hard apply?
As a hunter

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Swimsuit model

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Or underwear model

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#11 Post by The Bearded Lady » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:52 pm

The Carp wrote:Or underwear model

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Hey! I think I dated this guy!

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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#12 Post by Tattooed Whore » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:53 pm

The Bearded Lady wrote:
The Carp wrote:Or underwear model

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Hey! I think I dated this guy!

Talk about the Greatest Show on Earth....
Who wore the pants? I know I don't!
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#13 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:54 pm

Tattooed Whore wrote:
The Bearded Lady wrote:
The Carp wrote:Or underwear model

Image

Hey! I think I dated this guy!

Talk about the Greatest Show on Earth....
Who wore the pants? I know I don't!

Hey honey! How many acorns for a scritch?
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#14 Post by Tattooed Whore » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:59 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
Tattooed Whore wrote:
The Bearded Lady wrote:
Hey! I think I dated this guy!

Talk about the Greatest Show on Earth....
Who wore the pants? I know I don't!

Hey honey! How many acorns for a scritch?
Which honey you talkin' to--me, or the guy in the picture? :P
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#15 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:02 pm

Tattooed Whore wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
Tattooed Whore wrote: Who wore the pants? I know I don't!

Hey honey! How many acorns for a scritch?
Which honey you talkin' to--me, or the guy in the picture? :P

Don't make me come down there! I may get hassled when I go to Colorado, but I'm always welcome in North Carolina....
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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#16 Post by Otto Censor » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:03 pm

I'm locking this thread! Solicitation of scritches is a felony in this state!
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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#17 Post by JoeBobBillyWayneTucker » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:06 pm

Otto Censor wrote:I'm locking this thread! Solicitation of scritches is a felony in this state!

We kin still get scritches from family, can't we? I got a date with Cuzzin Mary Sue t'night!
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#18 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:16 pm

JoeBobBillyWayneTucker wrote:
Otto Censor wrote:I'm locking this thread! Solicitation of scritches is a felony in this state!

We kin still get scritches from family, can't we? I got a date with Cuzzin Mary Sue t'night!

As long as it ain't cuzzin Bubba.
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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#19 Post by Otto Censor » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:21 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
JoeBobBillyWayneTucker wrote:
Otto Censor wrote:I'm locking this thread! Solicitation of scritches is a felony in this state!

We kin still get scritches from family, can't we? I got a date with Cuzzin Mary Sue t'night!

As long as it ain't cuzzin Bubba.
Cuzzin Bubba also works, anywhere but in California.

Praise Proposition 8!
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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#20 Post by Liberace » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:24 pm

Otto Censor wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
JoeBobBillyWayneTucker wrote:
We kin still get scritches from family, can't we? I got a date with Cuzzin Mary Sue t'night!

As long as it ain't cuzzin Bubba.
Cuzzin Bubba also works, anywhere but in California.

Praise Proposition 8!

Don't make me bitchslap you, Otto dear....
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#21 Post by Otto Censor » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:27 pm

Liberace wrote:
Otto Censor wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
As long as it ain't cuzzin Bubba.
Cuzzin Bubba also works, anywhere but in California.

Praise Proposition 8!

Don't make me bitchslap you, Otto dear....
Would this one be a freebie? And do you still have that whip? I've been a sinner! Very bad!
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#22 Post by Oral B Roberts » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:29 pm

Otto Censor wrote:
Liberace wrote:
Otto Censor wrote: Cuzzin Bubba also works, anywhere but in California.

Praise Proposition 8!

Don't make me bitchslap you, Otto dear....
Would this one be a freebie? And do you still have that whip? I've been a sinner! Very bad!

LORD! Come and take me now! No number of trailing zeroes is going to get me over this egregious behavior I have just witnessed!
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Re: Redskins spend $100 million on a fat guy who hates hard work

#23 Post by Fred G Sanford » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:31 pm

Oral B Roberts wrote:
Otto Censor wrote:
Liberace wrote:
Don't make me bitchslap you, Otto dear....
Would this one be a freebie? And do you still have that whip? I've been a sinner! Very bad!

LORD! Come and take me now! No number of trailing zeroes is going to get me over this egregious behavior I have just witnessed!

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#24 Post by Tattooed Whore » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:33 pm

Fred G Sanford wrote:
Oral B Roberts wrote:
Otto Censor wrote: Would this one be a freebie? And do you still have that whip? I've been a sinner! Very bad!

LORD! Come and take me now! No number of trailing zeroes is going to get me over this egregious behavior I have just witnessed!

Is this the Big One we've all been waiting for?
Big One? Where!?!?
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#25 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:35 pm

Tattooed Whore wrote:
Fred G Sanford wrote:
Oral B Roberts wrote:
LORD! Come and take me now! No number of trailing zeroes is going to get me over this egregious behavior I have just witnessed!

Is this the Big One we've all been waiting for?
Big One? Where!?!?

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