Bad news at Mecca

[ToLiveIsToFly]

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[littlebeast13]

And I thought we had some nutcases on my overnight crew.....

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[SportsFan68]

And I thought we had some nutcases on my overnight crew.....

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Well, there's you . . .

[littlebeast13]

And I thought we had some nutcases on my overnight crew.....

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Well, there's you . . .

I have yet to barbecue myself in the parking lot, though....

We did have an overnight assembler once who took fun in letting the guys on the unloading crew shoot him with paintballs as he ran across the parking lot during lunch hour.....

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[minimetoo26]

And I thought we had some nutcases on my overnight crew.....

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Well, there's you . . .

He's a serial killer, not a self-immolater (Immolator? I'm not sure...) But that could help get rid of the evidence! It's clem's first choice for disposal. I still vote for the ol' reliable vat of acid....

[littlebeast13]

And I thought we had some nutcases on my overnight crew.....

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Well, there's you . . .

He's a serial killer, not a self-immolater (Immolator? I'm not sure...) But that could help get rid of the evidence! It's clem's first choice for disposal. I still vote for the ol' reliable vat of acid....

We have a compactor. Nobody's gonna dig up a whole landfill.....

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[Appliance Hitman]

Well, there's you . . .

He's a serial killer, not a self-immolater (Immolator? I'm not sure...) But that could help get rid of the evidence! It's clem's first choice for disposal. I still vote for the ol' reliable vat of acid....

We have a compactor. Nobody's gonna dig up a whole landfill.....

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THAT'S why it keeps breaking down--all the bone fragments!

It's lonely being an appliance-wrecker for Mecca--the employees are doing all the work for me! I need a better union....

[littlebeast13]

He's a serial killer, not a self-immolater (Immolator? I'm not sure...) But that could help get rid of the evidence! It's clem's first choice for disposal. I still vote for the ol' reliable vat of acid....

We have a compactor. Nobody's gonna dig up a whole landfill.....

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THAT'S why it keeps breaking down--all the bone fragments!

It's lonely being an appliance-wrecker for Mecca--the employees are doing all the work for me! I need a better union....

So you're the reason all of our pallet jacks are junk....

Need a greeter job? You fit the demographic.....

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[Appliance Hitman]

We have a compactor. Nobody's gonna dig up a whole landfill.....

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THAT'S why it keeps breaking down--all the bone fragments!

It's lonely being an appliance-wrecker for Mecca--the employees are doing all the work for me! I need a better union....

So you're the reason all of our pallet jacks are junk....

Need a greeter job? You fit the demographic.....

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They turned me down. Told me to come back in 10 years, or after I get arrested for pedophilia. Whichever comes first....

[kayrharris]

We have a compactor. Nobody's gonna dig up a whole landfill.....

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THAT'S why it keeps breaking down--all the bone fragments!

It's lonely being an appliance-wrecker for Mecca--the employees are doing all the work for me! I need a better union....

So you're the reason all of our pallet jacks are junk....

Need a greeter job? You fit the demographic.....

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How are you plannin' on staying awake all night tonight? We might find you in a compactor somewhere.
I should be out running errands, now that I've cleaned all the toilets (3 1/2 baths worth, thank you!) but it's
pouring rain and I'm not going anywhere.

I thought the cable guy was long gone, but he just left!! He's been outside all this time making sure
everything was up to date. Two and ahalf hours and that's not even what he came here to do. I thought
I had an analog TV that needed to be digital!!

[littlebeast13]

THAT'S why it keeps breaking down--all the bone fragments!

It's lonely being an appliance-wrecker for Mecca--the employees are doing all the work for me! I need a better union....

So you're the reason all of our pallet jacks are junk....

Need a greeter job? You fit the demographic.....

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How are you plannin' on staying awake all night tonight? We might find you in a compactor somewhere.
I should be out running errands, now that I've cleaned all the toilets (3 1/2 baths worth, thank you!) but it's
pouring rain and I'm not going anywhere.

I thought the cable guy was long gone, but he just left!! He's been outside all this time making sure
everything was up to date. Two and ahalf hours and that's not even what he came here to do. I thought
I had an analog TV that needed to be digital!!

He is probably casing the joint. I'd be awfully suspicious....

Just sayin'.....

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[minimetoo26]

So you're the reason all of our pallet jacks are junk....

Need a greeter job? You fit the demographic.....

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How are you plannin' on staying awake all night tonight? We might find you in a compactor somewhere.
I should be out running errands, now that I've cleaned all the toilets (3 1/2 baths worth, thank you!) but it's
pouring rain and I'm not going anywhere.

I thought the cable guy was long gone, but he just left!! He's been outside all this time making sure
everything was up to date. Two and ahalf hours and that's not even what he came here to do. I thought
I had an analog TV that needed to be digital!!

He is probably casing the joint. I'd be awfully suspicious....

Just sayin'.....

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Seriously, we got cable installed when I was 14, and the guy "left behind" a spool of cable and came back after dark to retrieve it. I was happy my dad was home then because the look he gave me was best described as a leer, and my mom and I together weighed less than 200 lbs. It was creepy.

Lock up tight.

[Jeemie]

And I thought we had some nutcases on my overnight crew.....

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"Had" appears to be the correct tense...

[kayrharris]

How are you plannin' on staying awake all night tonight? We might find you in a compactor somewhere.
I should be out running errands, now that I've cleaned all the toilets (3 1/2 baths worth, thank you!) but it's
pouring rain and I'm not going anywhere.

I thought the cable guy was long gone, but he just left!! He's been outside all this time making sure
everything was up to date. Two and ahalf hours and that's not even what he came here to do. I thought
I had an analog TV that needed to be digital!!

He is probably casing the joint. I'd be awfully suspicious....

Just sayin'.....

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Seriously, we got cable installed when I was 14, and the guy "left behind" a spool of cable and came back after dark to retrieve it. I was happy my dad was home then because the look he gave me was best described as a leer, and my mom and I together weighed less than 200 lbs. It was creepy.

Lock up tight.

He seemed nice enough while he was inside, which was about 30 minutes. I had to go dig out the "sliders" as the
entertainment center the TV was in weighs a ton and it wouldn't budge an inch. Thank goodness I knew where
they were. I just handed them over to him and stayed busy cleaning the bathrooms.

I didn't realize he was still here until he knocked on the door and asked to use the phone as it seems he had
lost his cell phone outside.. This is beginning to sound like one of my serial killer shows I watch on WE.....
of course, I didn't let him back in...I just handed him the cordless and let him use it from the front porch.
I do have his employee number as it was on the paperwork he left with me.

Guess I'd better go set the alarm, huh?

[littlebeast13]

He is probably casing the joint. I'd be awfully suspicious....

Just sayin'.....

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Seriously, we got cable installed when I was 14, and the guy "left behind" a spool of cable and came back after dark to retrieve it. I was happy my dad was home then because the look he gave me was best described as a leer, and my mom and I together weighed less than 200 lbs. It was creepy.

Lock up tight.

He seemed nice enough while he was inside, which was about 30 minutes. I had to go dig out the "sliders" as the
entertainment center the TV was in weighs a ton and it wouldn't budge an inch. Thank goodness I knew where
they were. I just handed them over to him and stayed busy cleaning the bathrooms.

I didn't realize he was still here until he knocked on the door and asked to use the phone as it seems he had
lost his cell phone outside.. This is beginning to sound like one of my serial killer shows I watch on WE.....
of course, I didn't let him back in...I just handed him the cordless and let him use it from the front porch.
I do have his employee number as it was on the paperwork he left with me.

Guess I'd better go set the alarm, huh?

Better go grab the phone and lock yourself in the bathroom....

At least the toilet won't stink....

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[kayrharris]

Seriously, we got cable installed when I was 14, and the guy "left behind" a spool of cable and came back after dark to retrieve it. I was happy my dad was home then because the look he gave me was best described as a leer, and my mom and I together weighed less than 200 lbs. It was creepy.

Lock up tight.

He seemed nice enough while he was inside, which was about 30 minutes. I had to go dig out the "sliders" as the
entertainment center the TV was in weighs a ton and it wouldn't budge an inch. Thank goodness I knew where
they were. I just handed them over to him and stayed busy cleaning the bathrooms.

I didn't realize he was still here until he knocked on the door and asked to use the phone as it seems he had
lost his cell phone outside.. This is beginning to sound like one of my serial killer shows I watch on WE.....
of course, I didn't let him back in...I just handed him the cordless and let him use it from the front porch.
I do have his employee number as it was on the paperwork he left with me.

Guess I'd better go set the alarm, huh?

Better go grab the phone and lock yourself in the bathroom....

At least the toilet won't stink....

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I haven't told you - my house has a "secret room". It really does.

[littlebeast13]

He seemed nice enough while he was inside, which was about 30 minutes. I had to go dig out the "sliders" as the
entertainment center the TV was in weighs a ton and it wouldn't budge an inch. Thank goodness I knew where
they were. I just handed them over to him and stayed busy cleaning the bathrooms.

I didn't realize he was still here until he knocked on the door and asked to use the phone as it seems he had
lost his cell phone outside.. This is beginning to sound like one of my serial killer shows I watch on WE.....
of course, I didn't let him back in...I just handed him the cordless and let him use it from the front porch.
I do have his employee number as it was on the paperwork he left with me.

Guess I'd better go set the alarm, huh?

Better go grab the phone and lock yourself in the bathroom....

At least the toilet won't stink....

lb13

I haven't told you - my house has a "secret room". It really does.

So the cable guy may be James Bond trying to infiltrate the headquarters of the Evil ORB....

I didn' tknow you were a Bond girl Kiki.....

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[kayrharris]

Better go grab the phone and lock yourself in the bathroom....

At least the toilet won't stink....

lb13

I haven't told you - my house has a "secret room". It really does.

So the cable guy may be James Bond trying to infiltrate the headquarters of the Evil ORB....

I didn' tknow you were a Bond girl Kiki.....

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Ursula Andress has nothing on me!! (well, a few years........)

[MarleysGh0st]

I haven't told you - my house has a "secret room". It really does.

Cool!

Did you see the movie Panic Room, starring Jodie Foster?

[Rexer25]

He seemed nice enough while he was inside, which was about 30 minutes. I had to go dig out the "sliders" as the
entertainment center the TV was in weighs a ton and it wouldn't budge an inch. Thank goodness I knew where
they were. I just handed them over to him and stayed busy cleaning the bathrooms.

I didn't realize he was still here until he knocked on the door and asked to use the phone as it seems he had
lost his cell phone outside.. This is beginning to sound like one of my serial killer shows I watch on WE.....
of course, I didn't let him back in...I just handed him the cordless and let him use it from the front porch.
I do have his employee number as it was on the paperwork he left with me.

Guess I'd better go set the alarm, huh?

Better go grab the phone and lock yourself in the bathroom....

At least the toilet won't stink....

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I haven't told you - my house has a "secret room". It really does.

You mean, it really did.

[kayrharris]

Better go grab the phone and lock yourself in the bathroom....

At least the toilet won't stink....

lb13

I haven't told you - my house has a "secret room". It really does.

You mean, it really did.

Well, I didn't tell you where it is. We had the house appraised not long ago and I had to
point it out to the appraiser....he would have never seen it otherwise.