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A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has been using the liposucted fat from his patients to make biodiesel to run his two SUVs.



i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans

i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.

and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.

BigDrawMan wrote:A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has been using the liposucted fat from his patients to make biodiesel to run his two SUVs.



i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans

i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.

and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.

Yup, as long as there's a bacon industry.

I am doing my part.

I had a cream-filled doughnut last night.

I had another one this morning. I wish I had bought more than two.

i aint hearing you right wing types shouting suck,baby,suck

Mmm bacon and donuts. And I'm still craving pizza.

Partner, I'm glad you found a way to make some extra jack besides going to that "other" donation site....

silvercamaro wrote:I am doing my part.

I had a cream-filled doughnut last night.

I had another one this morning. I wish I had bought more than two.

you aint doing your part whatsoever

someone will have to donate for you

as well as me

BigDrawMan wrote:A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has been using the liposucted fat from his patients to make biodiesel to run his two SUVs.



i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans

i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.

and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.

So that would be enough for less than one year of consumption.

I don't think we could get fat enough again every year to sustain that.

And another great plot for Law and Order. Corpse converted into Biodiesel.

etaoin22 wrote:And another great plot for Law and Order. Corpse converted into Biodiesel.

Methinks Clem would have some bodies to contribute.

I'm still marveling that Beedums thinks he doesn't have the fat to contribute.

peacock2121 wrote:I'm still marveling that Beedums thinks he doesn't have the fat to contribute.

you can crack walnuts on my behind,if you were in need of such a thing

BigDrawMan wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:I'm still marveling that Beedums thinks he doesn't have the fat to contribute.

you can crack walnuts on my behind,if you were in need of such a thing

I think ES has some acorns you can help him with.