At work this week, they're holding a Guitar Hero contest. (I think this in conjuction with the annual SWA Message To The Field, which has apparently adopted the theme of a rock tour this year, or some such.) Earlier today, I used my cell phone to take a picture of the standings they had projected on the wall. The standings didn't yet include any scores from today, but I'm told that the name at the top of the standings will still be the same.
Apparently, I rock.
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The top 5 scorers square off against each other at the Message to the Field on Monday afternoon/evening. I have no idea what the winner gets, or anything, but I'm betting it would be fun to win anyway.

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