Sticker Shock
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:35 pm
OK, I've mentioned before about how I got myself canned from Capital One a year ago, and went onto a severance thingie, and then, towards the end of severance took on a contractor job, which resulted in Capital One offering me a new permanent job that starts next Monday (the contractor job ends on Friday). One of the great things about the severance package is that it came with medical benefits, that is, while I was technically on COBRA, Capital One subsidized it, so that I paid what a 'real' employee would be paying, for the full twelve months that I was on severance (which includes one month in which I doubled-dipped with the contractor gig).
The sticker shock? Well. My severance ended this month, and with it the COBRA subsidy, so I now have to pay full freight (for just this one month-- when I go back on the payroll as a blue-badge employee rather than a yellow-badge contractor, I will go back onto the regular (subsidized) medical plan). Under the subsidy, my cost was $188/month, but without the subsidy it does not go up, it does not increase, it BALLOONS to $846/month (which is more than $10,000/year, which is more than my annual salary at my first legal job (I clerked for a judge). Man. I almost wish I would get sick or something over the next couple days, just so I could take advantage of the high-priced program.
One of the oddities of my situation is I am eligible to retire from Capital One (the rule is that you must have worked at least ten years after your 45th birthday, and you must be at least 55; I am not sure why that is two separate requirements, since I cannot figure out how you could have worked there for 'at least ten years after your 45th birthday' and NOT be 'at least 55,' but then, math was never my strongest point). As best I can tell, the chief benefits to 'retirement' from Capital One are (1) I would get to receive payments from the pension plan (which they discontinued three months after I started, when they jacked up the 401k, so that my vested interest in the plan would give me a pension of about $4/month, which I could enjoy for the rest of my life), (2) I would get the benefit of otherwise unvested stock options and such (but they gave me this last year-- they paid me that stuff automatically based upon my retirement eligibility, which ticked off my former manager, who was NOT retirement eligible, and who had the same stock options stuff that I had, and who lost it all because it does not vest for non-retiree losers who get fired, I mean, non-retiree employees whose jobs are eliminated as part of ongoing restructuring operations), and (3) you can participate in the health plan. The 'participate in the health' plan is the cool part: they currently provide retirees with the same subsidy as employed associates (i.e., medical insurance as a retiree would cost me $188/month rather than $846/month). As it happens, CapitalOne is phasing out that retiree benefit, over a five year period: the 100% subsidy applies for everyone who became retirement-eligible as of 12/31/07, then dropped to an 80% subsidy for those who became retirement-eligible as of 12/31/08, and it will drop to a 60% subsidy for those who become retirement-eligible as of 12/31/09, then drops to a 40% subsidy for those who bocame retirement-eligible as of 12/31/10, then drops to a 20% subsidy for those who become retirement-eligible as of 12/31/11, then drops to a -0- subsidy for those who become retirement-eligible after 12/31/11. Why does this matter to me? I hit my '10 years after age 45/reached age 55' benchmark on 11/23/07, which was nine days before I went onto 'redeployment,' and less than six weeks before the subsidy began to drop. If Capital One had not offered me the permanent job that starts next week-- and if I had not gotten something with someone else that had medical benefits-- then I would have 'retired' this month, just for the medical benefits.
What a world.
The sticker shock? Well. My severance ended this month, and with it the COBRA subsidy, so I now have to pay full freight (for just this one month-- when I go back on the payroll as a blue-badge employee rather than a yellow-badge contractor, I will go back onto the regular (subsidized) medical plan). Under the subsidy, my cost was $188/month, but without the subsidy it does not go up, it does not increase, it BALLOONS to $846/month (which is more than $10,000/year, which is more than my annual salary at my first legal job (I clerked for a judge). Man. I almost wish I would get sick or something over the next couple days, just so I could take advantage of the high-priced program.
One of the oddities of my situation is I am eligible to retire from Capital One (the rule is that you must have worked at least ten years after your 45th birthday, and you must be at least 55; I am not sure why that is two separate requirements, since I cannot figure out how you could have worked there for 'at least ten years after your 45th birthday' and NOT be 'at least 55,' but then, math was never my strongest point). As best I can tell, the chief benefits to 'retirement' from Capital One are (1) I would get to receive payments from the pension plan (which they discontinued three months after I started, when they jacked up the 401k, so that my vested interest in the plan would give me a pension of about $4/month, which I could enjoy for the rest of my life), (2) I would get the benefit of otherwise unvested stock options and such (but they gave me this last year-- they paid me that stuff automatically based upon my retirement eligibility, which ticked off my former manager, who was NOT retirement eligible, and who had the same stock options stuff that I had, and who lost it all because it does not vest for non-retiree losers who get fired, I mean, non-retiree employees whose jobs are eliminated as part of ongoing restructuring operations), and (3) you can participate in the health plan. The 'participate in the health' plan is the cool part: they currently provide retirees with the same subsidy as employed associates (i.e., medical insurance as a retiree would cost me $188/month rather than $846/month). As it happens, CapitalOne is phasing out that retiree benefit, over a five year period: the 100% subsidy applies for everyone who became retirement-eligible as of 12/31/07, then dropped to an 80% subsidy for those who became retirement-eligible as of 12/31/08, and it will drop to a 60% subsidy for those who become retirement-eligible as of 12/31/09, then drops to a 40% subsidy for those who bocame retirement-eligible as of 12/31/10, then drops to a 20% subsidy for those who become retirement-eligible as of 12/31/11, then drops to a -0- subsidy for those who become retirement-eligible after 12/31/11. Why does this matter to me? I hit my '10 years after age 45/reached age 55' benchmark on 11/23/07, which was nine days before I went onto 'redeployment,' and less than six weeks before the subsidy began to drop. If Capital One had not offered me the permanent job that starts next week-- and if I had not gotten something with someone else that had medical benefits-- then I would have 'retired' this month, just for the medical benefits.
What a world.