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Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:27 pm**

Woohoo!!! We're Clem's groupies, and we've hijacked today's Wacky Wednesday game just for our man Clem, because he's sooo awesome!!!! (swoon) We heard from our beloved clem that LB was treating him really mean in Lyrically Speaking by not using any songs he knows... not that there isn't anything our hunk clem doesn't know! He's so smart, it makes our faux-blonde hair stand up on end! <giggle!>

Anyway, we wanted to make sure clem gets what he wants like he deserves, so we made up this game just for him! He will be so happy to see that his biggest LS wish will finally be coming true! And if we're lucky, maybe a few of ours will come true as well! (Screech!)

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and lots and lots of JJC points for our clem!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!!!!

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:39 pm**

Spoiler

1. Ride, Captain, Ride
Blood, Sweat and Tears

2. Jack and Diane
John Cougar Mellencamp

3. Movin' Out
Billy Joel

4. Love Will Keep Us Together
The Captain and Teneille

5. Jumpin' Jack Flash
The Rolling Stones

6. Piano Man
Bilyl Joel

I will hear this Saturday night if he and Elton John close the show with it like last time, and let us sing along.

7. unknow this one

8. can't pin this one down either

9. Only the Good Die Young
Billy Joel

10. I'm Your Captain
Grand Funk Railroad

11. Hit the Road, Jack
Ray Charles

12. You May Be Right
Billy Joel

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:31 am**

Spoiler

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.
RIDE CAPTAIN RIDE - IS THIS GRAND FUNK?

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone
JACK AND DIANE - JOHN COUGAR

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center
MOVIN' OUT - BILLY JOEL

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever
LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER - CAPTAIN AND TENILLE

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas
JUMPIN' JACK FLASH - ROLLING STONES

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
PIANO MAN - THAT'S TWO CRAPPY BILLY JOEL SONGS. I GUESS THAT'S REDUNDANT.

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey
HAPPY JACK - THE WHO

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once
THREE! THREE CRAPPY BILLY JOEL SONGS! - THIS ONE'S ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG. WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER THE RUMOR WAS THAT THIS SONG WAS BANNED AT SETON HALL U.

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth
I'M YOUR CAPTAIN - GRAND FUNK RAILROAD. SO MUCH FOR THE FIRST SONG BEING BY THEM.

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)
HIT THE ROAD, JACK - RAY CHARLES

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane
YOU MAY BE RIGHT - BILLY "I WRITE THE SONGS. THE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY CRAPPY ONES" JOEL

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:50 am**

Clem, your groupies are a bunch of TEASES!!!

Clem's Groupies wrote: 1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

Ride, Captain Ride--Blues Image

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Jack and Diane--John Cougar (I am SURE he wasn't Mellencamp again yet when this came out!)

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

Anthony's Song (Movin' Out)--Billy Joel

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

Love Will Keep Us Together--The Captain & Tenille

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

Jumpin' Jack Flash--Rolling Stones

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Piano Man--Billy Joel (This Davy ain't sill in the Navy!)

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

The Captain of Her Heart--A Senior (not DaveSenior) moment has me lost for the artist...

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

Happy Jack--The Who

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Only The Good Die Young--Billy Joel (always thought that last line was "Ah but that never hurt no one")

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

I'm Your Captain--Grand Funk Railroad

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Hit The Road, Jack--Ray Charles

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone (not alive???)
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

You May Be Right--Billy Joel

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:07 am**

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

Spoiler

Ride Captain Ride, The Rascals

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Spoiler

Jack and Diane, John Cougar Mellencamp

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

Spoiler

Movin' Out, Billy Joel

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

Spoiler

Jumpin' Jack Flash, Rolling Stones

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Spoiler

Piano Man, Billy Joel

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Spoiler

Only the Good Die Young, Billy Joel

--Bob

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:05 am**

Clem's Groupies wrote:Woohoo!!! We're Clem's groupies, and we've hijacked today's Wacky Wednesday game just for our man Clem, because he's sooo awesome!!!! (swoon) We heard from our beloved clem that LB was treating him really mean in Lyrically Speaking by not using any songs he knows... not that there isn't anything our hunk clem doesn't know! He's so smart, it makes our faux-blonde hair stand up on end! <giggle!>

Anyway, we wanted to make sure clem gets what he wants like he deserves, so we made up this game just for him! He will be so happy to see that his biggest LS wish will finally be coming true! And if we're lucky, maybe a few of ours will come true as well! (Screech!)

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and lots and lots of JJC points for our clem!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!!!!

Wow, clem knows songs that are older than he is. I just might earn a JFF point or two.

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

Spoiler

Ride, Captain, Ride - Blues Image

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Spoiler

Jack and Diane - John Couger Mellencamp

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

Spoiler

The Captain and Teneille - Love Will Keep us Together

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Spoiler

Piano Man - Billy Joel

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Spoiler

Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel (again)

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Spoiler

Hit the Road, Jack - Ray Charles

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane[/quote]
What's even more amazing is that three of these are on my MP3 player.

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:36 am**

Clem's Groupies wrote: 1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.
Spoiler
Ride Captain Ride / Blues Image
2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone
Spoiler
Jack & Diane / John Cougar Mellencamp (although I think he was still billed as Johnny Cougar at the time)
3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center
Spoiler
Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) / Billy Joel
4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever
Spoiler
Love Will Keep Us Together / Captain and Tenille
5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas
Spoiler
Jumping Jack Flash / The Rolling Stones
6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
Spoiler
Piano Man / Billy Joel
7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day
Spoiler
The Captain of Her Heart / Double
8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey
Spoiler
Happy Jack / The Who
9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once
Spoiler
Only the Good Die Young / Billy Joel (that's three for Billy -- hat trick!)
10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth
Spoiler
I'm Your Captain / Grand Funk Railroad
11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)
Spoiler
Hit the Road, Jack / Ray Charles
12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane
Spoiler
You May be Right (wow, a LOT of love for Billy Joel in today's quiz)

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:02 am**

playing mostly because number eight allowed me to have one of those:

"OH IS THAT WHAT THE LYRICS ACTUALLY WERE!!!" moments

Spoiler

1 - Ride Captain Ride - blues image
2 - Jack and Diane - John Mellencamp
4 - Love Will Keep Us Together - The Captain and Tennille
5 - Jumpin Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
6 - Piano Man - Billy Joel

8 - Happy Jack - The Who

11 - Hit the Road, Jack - Ray Charles

edited to deploy spoiler properly.

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:25 am**

1.

Spoiler

"Ride Captain Ride", Blues Image

2.

Spoiler

"Jack and Diane", John Mellencamp

3.

Spoiler

"Movin' Out/Anthony's Song", Billy Joel

4.

Spoiler

"Love Will Keep Us Together", Captain & Tennille

5.

Spoiler

"Jumpin' Jack Flash", the Rolling Stones

6.

Spoiler

"Piano Man", Billy Joel

7.

Spoiler

some title with "Captain" in it

8.

Spoiler

some title with "Jack" in it

9.

Spoiler

"Only the Good Die Young", Billy Joel

10.

Spoiler

another title with "Captain" in it

11.

Spoiler

"Hit the Road, Jack", Ray Charles

12.

Spoiler

"You May Be Right", Billy Joel

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:31 am**

Wow! I hope they host EVERY day!

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

Ride, Captain, Ride, Blues....something that isn't Traveler. Image, I think.

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Jack and Diane, John Cougar Mellencamp

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

Movin' Out, Billy Joel

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

Love Will Keep Us Together, Captain and Tenille

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

Jumpin' Jack Flash, Rolling Stones

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Piano Man, Billy Joel

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

Okay, I KNEW I wasn't going to get all of them! It has Captain in it, though...

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

Happy Jack, the Who

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Only the Good Die Young, Billy Joel

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

I'm Your Captain, somebody or other.

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Hit the Road, Jack, Ray Charles (I finally remembered something I learned this year! Woof!)

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

You May Be Right, Billy Joel

Clem may be studying to be a lawyer, but I don't think he'll let you off the hook on a technicality! I'm guessing he won't rest until the answer is Captain Jack, Billy Joel, all on the same line!

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:32 am**

Spoiler

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.
Ride Captain Ride -- Blues Image

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone
Jack and Diane -- John Mellencamp

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center
Movin'' Out -- Billy Joel

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever
Billy Joel??

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas
Billy Joel?

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
Piano Man -- Billy Joel

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day
Billy Joel?

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey
Happy Jack -- The Who

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once
Only the Good Die Young -- Billy Joel

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth
Closer To Home (I'm Your Captain) -- Grand Funk Railroad

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)
Billy Joel?

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane
You May Be Right -- Billy Joel

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:16 am**

Thanks clem!

1. Ride CPT Ride, ______
2. Jack and Diane, John Mellencamp
3. I'm Movin Out, Billy Joel
4. Love Will Keep Us Together, the CPT and Tennille
5. Jumpin Jack Flash, Rolling Stones
6. Piano Man, Billy Joel
7. The CPT of Her Heart, _______
8. Happy Jack, the Who
9. Only the Good Die Young, Billy Joel
10. The $25K Question, Nick Santillo and his Merchant Marine CPT
11. Hit the Road Jack, Ray Charles
12. You May Be Right, Billy Joel
Theme you didn't ask for: Captain, Jack, Billy Joel, (repeats)
Trivial aside you probably don't care about: I used #11 and #2 in one of my "Before and After" LS's a few years back. The composite title was, of course,

Spoiler

Hit the Road Jack and Diane.

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:28 am**

Clem's Groupies wrote:Woohoo!!! We're Clem's groupies, and we've hijacked today's Wacky Wednesday game just for our man Clem, because he's sooo awesome!!!! (swoon) We heard from our beloved clem that LB was treating him really mean in Lyrically Speaking by not using any songs he knows... not that there isn't anything our hunk clem doesn't know! He's so smart, it makes our faux-blonde hair stand up on end! <giggle!>

Anyway, we wanted to make sure clem gets what he wants like he deserves, so we made up this game just for him! He will be so happy to see that his biggest LS wish will finally be coming true! And if we're lucky, maybe a few of ours will come true as well! (Screech!)

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and lots and lots of JJC points for our clem!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!!!!

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Spoiler
Jack and Diane - John Mellencamp
3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

Spoiler
Love will keep us together - Captain & Tenile
5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Spoiler
Piano Man - Elton John
7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Spoiler
Only the good die young - Billy Joel
10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Spoiler
Hit the Road Jack - Ray Charles
12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:59 am**

Spoiler

2.) Jack & Diane--John Cougar Mellencamp, 3.) Movin Out--Billy Joel, 4.) Love Will Keep Us Together--Captain & Tennille, 5.) Jumpin' Jack Flash--Rolling Stones, 6.) Piano Man--Billy Joel, 8.) Happy Jack--The Who, 9.) Only The Good Die Young--Billy Joel, 12.) You May Be Right--Billy Joel. I like Billy Joel, and Glass Houses was one of my first albums, but my favorite songs of his are: Say Goodbye To Hollywood, Scenes From An Italian Restaurant, and I've gotta agree with Clem--Captain Jack.

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:59 am**

I had to come over and see this after all the whining Clem did in chat.

And I'll be damned!

I know one!

Spoiler

3. Movin Out by Billy Joel!

WooHoo!

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:17 pm**

Spoiler

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

Ride, Captain, Ride - Blues Image

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Jack and Diane - John Cougar

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

Movin' Out - Billy Joel

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain and Tennille

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

Jumpin Jack Flash - Rolling Stones

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Piano Man - Billy Joel

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

Captain Underpants and the Brown Dirt Cowboys - Billy Wayne Joel and the Skidmarks

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

Happy Jack - The Who

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel Finally!

But shouldn't that be 'that never hurt no one'? /estonut

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

I'm Your Captain - Grand Funk Railroad

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Hit the Road, Jack - Ray Charles

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

You May Be Right - Billy Joel

Do we get extra points if we gleaned that they go in order repeating Captain Jack Billy Joel three times? Except #4 makes it not OCD perfect, but there's probably not a good supply of known Captain songs.....

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:41 pm**

BAD squorrel! Bad! Bad!

Clem's Groupies wrote:Woohoo!!! We're Clem's groupies, and we've hijacked today's Wacky Wednesday game just for our man Clem, because he's sooo awesome!!!! (swoon) We heard from our beloved clem that LB was treating him really mean in Lyrically Speaking by not using any songs he knows... not that there isn't anything our hunk clem doesn't know! He's so smart, it makes our faux-blonde hair stand up on end! <giggle!>

Anyway, we wanted to make sure clem gets what he wants like he deserves, so we made up this game just for him! He will be so happy to see that his biggest LS wish will finally be coming true! And if we're lucky, maybe a few of ours will come true as well! (Screech!)

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and lots and lots of JJC points for our clem!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!!!!

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

Ride, Captain, Ride, Mystery Ship

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Jackie and Diane, Mellencamp

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

Movin Out, Billy Joel

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

Love will k eep us together, Captain and Tenille

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

Jumpin Jack Flash, Rolling Stones

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Piano Man, Billy Joel -- where's the captain or the jack?

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

Captain of her Heart. RadioDude plays this from time to time, but I'll be darned if I can remember the artist. I'll guess Seal, I know that's not right.

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

Happy Jack, the Who

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Only the good die young, Billy Joel again -- Captain not required!

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

I'm Your Captain, Artist Not Required!

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Hit the Road, Jack, Ray Charles

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

You may be right!
I may be crazy!
But it just may be a LUNATIC you're lookin for!
Turn out the lights!
Don't try to save me!
You may be wrong, but for all I know,

You May Be Right, Billy Joel again.

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:05 pm**

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Spoiler

Ballad Of Jack & Diane/John Mellencamp, back when he was still John Cougar, I believe

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

Spoiler

Jumping Jack Flash/Rolling Stones; I don't remember the 1st 2 lines at all, but whoever wrote this is at least channeling the Stones for the last 2

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Spoiler

Piano Man/Billy Joel, who ripped off the tune from "The Ballad of Marie-Claire". And probably buried the poor schmo who write "Marie-Claire" under the harbor encased in cement

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Spoiler

Hit The Road, Jack/Ray Charles (& the Raylettes!)
by the way, I believe the lines are "Oh woman, Oh woman etc", not what you wrote there

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:19 pm**

Spoiler

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

Ride Captain Ride -- Blues Something

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Jack and Diane - John Cougar Mellencamp

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

Movin' Up - Billy Joel

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

Love Will Keep Us Together -- The Captain & Tennille

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

Jumping Jack Flash -- The Rolling Stones

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Piano Man - Billy Joel

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

Happy Jack - The Who

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Hit the Road, Jack - Ray Charles

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

You May Be Right - Billy Joel

Forgot to spoilerize

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:54 pm**

Clem's Groupies wrote:Woohoo!!! We're Clem's groupies, and we've hijacked today's Wacky Wednesday game just for our man Clem, because he's sooo awesome!!!! (swoon) We heard from our beloved clem that LB was treating him really mean in Lyrically Speaking by not using any songs he knows... not that there isn't anything our hunk clem doesn't know! He's so smart, it makes our faux-blonde hair stand up on end! <giggle!>

Anyway, we wanted to make sure clem gets what he wants like he deserves, so we made up this game just for him! He will be so happy to see that his biggest LS wish will finally be coming true! And if we're lucky, maybe a few of ours will come true as well! (Screech!)

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and lots and lots of JJC points for our clem!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!!!!

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.
Spoiler
Ride Captain Ride-Blues Image
2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone
Spoiler
Jack & Diane-John Cougar (not yet Mellencamp)
3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center
Spoiler
Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)-BIlly Joel
4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever
Spoiler
Love Will Keep Us Together-The Captain & Tennille
5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas
Spoiler
Jumpin' Jack Flash-Rolling Stones
6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
Spoiler
Piano Man-Billy Joel
7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day
Spoiler
Captain of Her Heart-Double
8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey
Spoiler
Happy Jack-The Who
9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once
Spoiler
Only the Good Die Young-Billy Joel
10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth
Spoiler
I'm Your Captain (Closer to Home)-Grand Funk Railroad
11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)
Spoiler
Hit the Road Jack-Ray Charles
12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane
Spoiler
You May be Right-Billy Joel

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:23 pm**

Spoiler

Clem's Groupies wrote:
1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

Ride Captain Ride - Blues Image

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Jack And Diane - John Mellancamp

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

Movin' Out - Billy Joel

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain and Tennille

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

Jumpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Piano Man - Billy Joel

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

My Perfect Game Was Broken Up in the 7th - Jack Morris
(Was he team Captain?)

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

Happy Jack - The Who

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

I'm Your Captain/Closer To Home - Grand Funk Railroad

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Hit The Road Jack - Ray Charles

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

You May Be Right - Billy Joel

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:04 pm**

Spoiler

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.

Ride Captain Ride - ?

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Jack & Diane - John Mellencamp

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center

Anthony's Song (Movin Out) - Billy Joel

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever

Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain & Tenille

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas

Jumpin Jack Flash - Rolling Stones

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

Piano Man - Billy Joel

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once

Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Hit The Road Jack - Ray Charles

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

You May Be Right - Billy Joel

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:34 pm**

Spoiler

1. We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more.
Ride Captain Ride - Blues Image

2. Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone
Jack & Diane - John Cougar Mellencamp

3. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin the beat
At night he becomes a bartender
He works at Mister Cacciatores
Down on Sullivan Street
Across from the medical center
Movin' Out - Billy Joel

4. Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever
Love Will Keep Us Together - The Captain and Tenille

5. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones

6. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
Piano Man - Billy Joel

7. And with the new day's dawning
she felt it drift away.
Not only for a cruise
not only for a day

8. _____ wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey
Happy Jack - The Who

9. You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Ah but that never hurt me once
Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel. This song is a case in point: it is still alive...

10. If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth
I'm Your Captain - Grand Funk Railroad. Gotta love the 'fros on those white dudes...

11. Old woman old woman, oh you treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen,
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

12. And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alone
So you said that only proves that i'm insane

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:38 pm**

HA!! Is that all you got, ClemGroupies? Our boy just aced your little quiz without breaking a sweat. Your guy's got nothin' on Boney--he STILL gets OUR girdles a'burnin'! Oh, you shoulda seen him back in the day. Oh, sure, some of the girls liked that Beethoven dude better--they'd try to get us to go see him when T-Bone's band wasn't touring--but we were loyal to the Boneman.

You little tramps these days don't know beans about bein' groupies. All you gotta do is lift your shirt and you think you got it made. Back in our day we had to lift 17 LAYERS of undergarments to catch a band guy's interest. On the plus side, you did build strength that way. Stamina, too!

So listen, punkettes--you want some tips on how to be a REAL groupie, stop by and see us. Visiting hours are 5-8 pm. See if you can get T-Bone to come along. He hasn't visited us since they stopped making 78RPM's. Tell him we got a little somethin' for him.....

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:43 pm**

T_Bone's Groupies wrote: Tell him we got a little somethin' for him.....

Man I really hope they're talking about chocolate chip cookies or an apple pie........

WWTBAM Bored

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