WWTBAM Bored

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.


DANGEROUS TO SAY: What's for dinner?
SAFER TO SAY: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST TO SAY: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE TO SAY: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS TO SAY: Are you wearing that?
SAFER TO SAY: You sure look good in brown!
SAFEST TO SAY: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE TO SAY: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS TO SAY: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER TO SAY: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST TO SAY: Here's my pay check.
ULTRA SAFE TO SAY: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS TO SAY: Should you be eating that?
SAFER TO SAY: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST TO SAY: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE TO SAY: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS TO SAY: What did you DO all day?
SAFER TO SAY: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST TO SAY: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE TO SAY: Here, have some wine.


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

and the most important:

13. Potential Murder Suspect

13 Things PMS Stands For:

You forgot :


Putting up with Men's Sh$%


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