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ATM Payment UpdateOffice of the Chief Auditor to the President,International Credit Settlement
Immediate ATM Master Card Payment Notification
Attention Honorable Beneficiary
This Is to Inform You That We Have Verified Your Contract /Inheritance File and Found out That You Have Not Received Your Payment and on this note We Have Decided to Bring a Solution to Your Problem.
Right Now We Have Arranged To Pay You Through Our Swift ATM Master Card Payment That Is The Latest Instruction From Mr. President, Umaru Musa Yar'radua (GCFR) Federal Republic Of Nigeria.
This Card Center Will Send To You An ATM Master Card Which You Will Use To Withdraw Your Money In Any ATM Machine In Any Part Of The World, But The Maximum Is Twenty Thousand Dollars Per Day.
You Are Advice To Send The Following Information:
1. Full Name2. Address Were You Want Them to Send the ATM Card3 Phones and Fax Number4. Your Age and Current Occupation5. Attach Copy of Your Identification
However, Kindly Contact Our ATM Payment Settlement Department On Their Below Information.
Dr. Patrick AzizaDirector of Operation International Credit Settlement Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)Email: patrickaziza_presidence@hotmail.com
The ATM Card Payment Center Has Been Mandated To Issue Out $8,300,000.00 As Part Payment For The Year 2007.
Also For Your Information, You Have To Stop Any Further Communication With Any Other Person (S) Or Office (S) To Avoid Any Hitches Ok.
Email Me Back As Soon As You Receive This Important Message For Further Direction And Also Update Me On Any Development From The Above Mentioned Office. Note That Because Of Impostors, We Hereby Issued You Our Code Of Conduct, Which Is (Atm-811) So You Have To Indicate This Code When Contacting The Above Office.
Regards,
Dr Mrs. Nancy K.JonesChief Auditor to the PresidentFederal Republic of Nigeria

Congratulations. I hope that you remember to donate some of it to a charity.

Didn't PSM post one like this recently?

Bob Juch wrote: Also For Your Information, You Have To Stop Any Further Communication With Any Other Person (S) Or Office (S) To Avoid Any Hitches Ok.

In The Midst Of All The Ominous Phrasings And Capitalizations, We Appreciate The Folksy Touch Achieved By The Inclusion Of That Final Ok.






Spending $8,300,000.00 in daily $20,000 cash increments: it sounds intriguing, but would probably be more hassle than it's worth.